Lol, well it's summer now, fortunately. I hate winter because it is so cold..

Wow. & Yeah. I know school was canceled all over here on Tuesday due to the windchill being -38. It's pretty cold. & Yesterday school was canceled again due to getting more than a foot of snow. (: But its all good for me.

*is confused*

It is bollocks-freezing cold. If you are interested in becoming a eunuch, there is no quicker route than to step outside.

I'm from England, and this makes less sense than the "original version" you posted!



The phrase better known here is; Freezing my bollocks/testicles off!