Yayyyyy cuddles!!

Welcome to the wonderful world of negging. Negging is pastime of the moronic and pathetic which is growing in popularity, although it certainly is not growing in success. Incidentally, it is also why I have such a long list of ways to rell someone to fuck off...

Also, I'm glad you replied to your idiot as you did - very well said. Also, feeding these darlings to kittenlyss is also fun.

I'm 6'6" (197cm), so not quite professional basketballer height. Jeans aren't such a problem - with Levis, but I ride a motorcycle, and have to have Kevlar jeans custom made. Suits, and the like, you just cannot buy off the rack. Oh, and don't ever expect to fit on just any motorcycle, especially sports bikes.

Having said all that, it's nice to be able to see over the crowd

Well don't get me started on the problems associated with being tall!

This was hilarious to read

Just pointing out all the REAL problems.
You mentioned tight trousers,sweatpants, and hurting vaginas... So...
And ingrown hairs are relevant because they're much more bothersome to a vagina than a sarcastically oversized penis. Just saying. #therealissues
They may be more of a pain to an anus, however, so I will concede that point.

And it's obviously a joke, albeit not a funny one. *rolls eyes*

I just want to point out that they make condoms sized to make men feel better about themselves.
It also doesn't matter what size you're buying, you get weird looks.
Also, skinny trousers and thanksgiving don't get along either.
also, ingrown hairs on any size vagina hurts.
Also, when I wear sweatpants... It's because I have a baby belly. no, not an actually baby.

Basically, these problems exist everywhere.

this is funny.

If I see a huge block of text somewhere I usually don't read it unless I'm bored and looking for something to do. Your writings, however, are worth it. Your writings suck me in so it is no longer just a block of text but a story.

Beginnings
From what I read, I would never have guessed that you were dyslexic. I know a couple of dyslexic people who tend to forget words sometimes. None of them have tried to become a writer.

I admire your persistence in becoming a writer, even with the difficulties you had with it. It sounds like the kind of story you would tell children to try and show them that they can grow up to do anything they want to do.

My uncultured self had to look up what a Haiku was, something I did after I read your post as I got a bit lost in the content. I never managed to put my finger on it but I now realise this is the reason for a natural belief in an afterlife, which leads on to religion. A subject for a different discussion.

Developing
I'm betting you thought long and hard on your paragraph on addressing bias, rewriting it many times. It is a very difficult subject, due to it's recursive nature. You might say you could be biased when saying that is trying to sound less biased which indicated that it's biased but... ect. Don't try to decypher that last sentence.

Reading backwards was surprisingly easy to do, in terms of speed. It doesn't make any sense though (unless you write a palendromic sentence). I can see how that can be a big handicap when it comes to putting your time into literature. It makes me feel a bit guilty attempting to write at your standard and making this comment a bit too long.

You're not the only person who has trouble with paragraphs. I try to keep them not too long and try to split them up depending on subject. It is hard, however, to make sure that trying to make paragraphs nice, neat and readable doesn't effect what you actually write.

You as a writer
I am completely amazed at not just the honesty you have about why you write but at the understanding you have about why you write. It's not quite the honesty but more that you know that you're doing it for attention. I also admit I am writing this comment for your attention, as I value it. In comparison, people give to charity because it feels good to give to charity.

I knew that writing was a hobby of yours but I never knew you were going to go and do it professionally. I wish you the best with your work and am glad you get to share it with people outside of this community.

In the future
I am glad to see you are not only fairly successful in the past, despite your disadvantage, but also have plans for the future. Although I can't really speak for the community, I can give you my support in what you're doing, for what it's worth.


I don't usually praise people that much, quite rarely in fact. To put things in perspective, I've probably given out more praise in this comment than I have this year. I'm sure that reflects on me as well as you.

I'm sorry for the long comment and copying your post's structure. I had a lot of things to say and lack imagination when it comes to that. I just instantly think of things to say as I read and try to remember them when I make a comment. It makes for a bit of a jumble of thoughts that can be hard to read.

Thanks for the great post!

The best part is, this is reality.

At least until the part where money is involved, everything will happen exactly like you wrote!

And the Mi$tre$$ part can work as well, "sadly" for these dommes, not on getDare.

Good blog. I like.

Your sarcasm is way too advanced for me. I would have taken your post as written until about half way if I didn't read your Beginner's Guide to getDare.

It's nice to see you're still writing posts to keep the blog section alive with entertainment such as this. Keep up the good work. I look forward to your next writings.

This is how Sinister snagged me. Just reading the steps has taken me back to the moment he reminded me that I actually LOVE public.

These steps are a true work of genius and my panties are already dropping

Oh my gosh. I know this is written in jest, but I have actually had domly doms pull about 90% of this with me.

Thank you, I needed a giggle.

Awesome duck, by the way.

Fantastic! I wish the people who needed to read something like this would. It really isn't that hard, but somehow it feels like it is rocket science for some. Thank you writing this!

Hey... I can't argue with any of this. It works for me! One thing though Jon. How did you manage to copy my technique so closely? Did Kevin spill the beans? And why's he back with you? Fickle bloody duck!

This! Negging in a nutshell. I have bookmarked this into my special file. Thank you!

That was wonderful!!!