"You should shave your pubic hair if you're a real sub. You're not a sub since you don't."
I mean, my Sir ordered me not to shave but okay Mr I Know Everything About D/S, clearly I am submitting wrong by following his orders and I will go and shave it all off immediately!
"You don't do anal so you're not a sub."
Well I do do anal but only for my Sir. But obviously I should do it for every person that tells me to and I am submitting wrong...