The Truth About Life, getDare, and Everything...
Posted 04-06-2008 at 04:46 PM by AverageDaniel
*screams through the ducktape that is covering his motuh, because he has finally stumbled upon the answer to the truth about life, getDare, and everything, including the fact that naughty_chloe is actually only an imaginary person that depp becomes when he thinks he is sleeping, that cheesy dude is actually made of chees, is a girl, and has four clones of herself in preparation to take over the world, NewSlave is actually depp's step-cousin twice removed(once via divorce and once via excommunication),and that Big Joe is not actually the voice of reason but the voice of Charles Manson. However, this duck tape is quite strong, so none of it escapes his mouth. Sadly walks away*
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NewSlave is actually depp's step-cousin twice removed(once via divorce and once via excommunication)
Sorry mate. Try again.Posted 04-06-2008 at 05:01 PM by Davros -
You know it is the truth. It says so in the title of the blog, so it must be.
Posted 04-06-2008 at 05:06 PM by AverageDaniel -
Posted 04-06-2008 at 05:50 PM by Sum -
wow its a good job you didnt manage to say any of that due to tape because apart from me been a girl its scarily pretty accurate!
Obviously depp becomes a nicer person when he is asleep and im always on because of my clones. And as for been made of 'chees' i think if it had attuly been said it would have been cheese?
But good luck with thatPosted 04-07-2008 at 12:06 AM by cheesy dude -
Posted 04-07-2008 at 03:02 AM by Bandit|Queen -
I am Jesus.
Well, on Wednesdays, anyway.Posted 04-07-2008 at 07:36 AM by Davros -
You as well, NS?
And, I'll get some compliments your way when you get a new blog up, tempered. Friday's your day, right?Posted 04-07-2008 at 06:40 PM by AverageDaniel -
You as well, NS?
And, I'll get some compliments your way when you get a new blog up, tempered. Friday's your day, right?
Eh?Posted 04-08-2008 at 04:42 AM by Davros -
Obviously, the first part was directed towards you(I am Jesus on occasion), and the second part was towards sugar.
Posted 04-11-2008 at 12:08 PM by AverageDaniel -
Ah ok, gotcha
Posted 04-11-2008 at 12:24 PM by Davros -
Posted 04-12-2008 at 10:23 AM by Bandit|Queen