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Posted 01-24-2008 at 04:05 PM by scienceistasty
Yo.
So, this is my blog. It's pretty nice, isn't it? I don't have any dare related news, however, so instead, this is about the cold.
It's cold outside. I know what you're going to say, "But Sci-Sci McTasticles, it's winter! It's ALWAYS cold out."
Well, for starters, don't call me that. Secondly, it's really cold out. Today, it hit -6 Fahrenheit. That's cold enough to keep me from leaving my dorm.
I know what you're going to say next. "But, Science, old bean, I'm from the UK! Your Fahrenheits are little but an outmoded system of measurement that I lack a working understanding of! Also, I call use the following words: lifts, rubbish bins, and bollocks."
In response to this, I'll use a vernacular you are more familiar with: It is bollocks-freezing cold. If you are interested in becoming a eunuch, there is no quicker route than to step outside.
Hugs and kisses,
-Scienceistasty
So, this is my blog. It's pretty nice, isn't it? I don't have any dare related news, however, so instead, this is about the cold.
It's cold outside. I know what you're going to say, "But Sci-Sci McTasticles, it's winter! It's ALWAYS cold out."
Well, for starters, don't call me that. Secondly, it's really cold out. Today, it hit -6 Fahrenheit. That's cold enough to keep me from leaving my dorm.
I know what you're going to say next. "But, Science, old bean, I'm from the UK! Your Fahrenheits are little but an outmoded system of measurement that I lack a working understanding of! Also, I call use the following words: lifts, rubbish bins, and bollocks."
In response to this, I'll use a vernacular you are more familiar with: It is bollocks-freezing cold. If you are interested in becoming a eunuch, there is no quicker route than to step outside.
Hugs and kisses,
-Scienceistasty
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*is confused*
It is bollocks-freezing cold. If you are interested in becoming a eunuch, there is no quicker route than to step outside.
I'm from England, and this makes less sense than the "original version" you posted!
The phrase better known here is; Freezing my bollocks/testicles off!
Posted 01-24-2008 at 04:16 PM by Davros -
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