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The small print
Posted 02-18-2019 at 01:31 PM by Butterfly
For those that don't know, I am in communication with a special Dom friend. Nothing is official yet, however, we are in trial mode and seeing how things go. On March 1 we will decide if we are going to continue.
As we have been learning about each other, my special Dom friend has learned that there were some secret parts that he neglected to read in our Contract. I decided to be nice and give him a second chance to read the fine print that he missed (you really can't blame him, he is old and his eyes don't work as well as the rest of us).
*Passes my special Dom friend a magnifying glass*
Paragraph 23.3 subsection: The small print
a. Butterfly is a princess and will thus win all arguments
b. _____ cannot shush Butterfly or he risks having panties stuffed into his mouth.
c. Butterfly will always root for whatever team, person, or group that is playing against, or thus competing against ______'s team, person or group.
d. Butterfly is NOT ticklish and therefore it is futile to even try.
e. If ____ does tickle Butterfly, Butterfly is in no way responsible for any damage which may occur to ____ or his property.
f. ______ will wear a tutu and crown and dance for Butterfly in the middle of the chat room whenever Butterfly desires.
g. Butterfly is allowed to give gifts but will not accept any at any time, either real or pretend.
h. Butterfly always gets to pick the music, movie, story, etc.
i. Snuggles are a necessity and shall always be provided by ______ on demand.
j. Butterfly may call ___ any name she wishes including but not limited to: Captain Doo Doo Head, Doctor Jack in the Box, Butt Nugget, Bean Turd, or any variation thereof.
k. Butterfly is more important than food, work, and life itself. Therefore she should be made first priority at ALL times.
l. If _____ is bad, he will wear a shock collar and Butterfly will be in control.
m. If _____ is good, he will get head pats and snuggles.
n. When Butterfly is cold, she will be allowed to stick her cold hands, feet, or nose on _____'s body in any place of her choosing, including but not limited to his back, butt, neck or even in his pants.
o. Butterfly is not cute, adorable or any other words that mean something similar. She is scary and mean and shall be feared. Calling of these names will be subject to punishment as noted in subsection l.
p. Butterfly is allowed to pretend to be cute, adorable or any similar behavior in order to get out of trouble or get her way.
q. Butterfly will never be in any trouble.
r. Butterfly is allowed to spank ______ at any time of her choosing. Alternatively, she can throw socks at him.
s. _______ is the sole property of Butterfly. If threats to her property occur, she may brand him with the word "MINE" across his forehead.
t. Although Butterfly will ask for permission to have an orgasm (as per her rules laid out in this contract) it is really only a formality and _____ will always say yes.
u. When Butterfly is displeased, she will stomp her foot as a means to warn _____. _____ is not allowed to use that moment to knock Butterfly on her ass.
v. ______ is not allowed to laugh at Butterfly.
w. _____ will entertain Butterfly when she is bored, even if that involves doing things he does not want to do, or making a fool of himself in any way.
x. ______ will take care of Butterfly when she is scared, hurt, or grumpy.
y. Butterfly can add as many additional subsections to this contract at any time of her choosing without providing notice to _____ in any way.
z. Butterfly can in no way be harmed due to the making of this list because she is a princess and cute and adorable and _____ likes her too much. Therefore any fall back is null and void due to the terms of this contract.
As we have been learning about each other, my special Dom friend has learned that there were some secret parts that he neglected to read in our Contract. I decided to be nice and give him a second chance to read the fine print that he missed (you really can't blame him, he is old and his eyes don't work as well as the rest of us).
*Passes my special Dom friend a magnifying glass*
Paragraph 23.3 subsection: The small print
a. Butterfly is a princess and will thus win all arguments
b. _____ cannot shush Butterfly or he risks having panties stuffed into his mouth.
c. Butterfly will always root for whatever team, person, or group that is playing against, or thus competing against ______'s team, person or group.
d. Butterfly is NOT ticklish and therefore it is futile to even try.
e. If ____ does tickle Butterfly, Butterfly is in no way responsible for any damage which may occur to ____ or his property.
f. ______ will wear a tutu and crown and dance for Butterfly in the middle of the chat room whenever Butterfly desires.
g. Butterfly is allowed to give gifts but will not accept any at any time, either real or pretend.
h. Butterfly always gets to pick the music, movie, story, etc.
i. Snuggles are a necessity and shall always be provided by ______ on demand.
j. Butterfly may call ___ any name she wishes including but not limited to: Captain Doo Doo Head, Doctor Jack in the Box, Butt Nugget, Bean Turd, or any variation thereof.
k. Butterfly is more important than food, work, and life itself. Therefore she should be made first priority at ALL times.
l. If _____ is bad, he will wear a shock collar and Butterfly will be in control.
m. If _____ is good, he will get head pats and snuggles.
n. When Butterfly is cold, she will be allowed to stick her cold hands, feet, or nose on _____'s body in any place of her choosing, including but not limited to his back, butt, neck or even in his pants.
o. Butterfly is not cute, adorable or any other words that mean something similar. She is scary and mean and shall be feared. Calling of these names will be subject to punishment as noted in subsection l.
p. Butterfly is allowed to pretend to be cute, adorable or any similar behavior in order to get out of trouble or get her way.
q. Butterfly will never be in any trouble.
r. Butterfly is allowed to spank ______ at any time of her choosing. Alternatively, she can throw socks at him.
s. _______ is the sole property of Butterfly. If threats to her property occur, she may brand him with the word "MINE" across his forehead.
t. Although Butterfly will ask for permission to have an orgasm (as per her rules laid out in this contract) it is really only a formality and _____ will always say yes.
u. When Butterfly is displeased, she will stomp her foot as a means to warn _____. _____ is not allowed to use that moment to knock Butterfly on her ass.
v. ______ is not allowed to laugh at Butterfly.
w. _____ will entertain Butterfly when she is bored, even if that involves doing things he does not want to do, or making a fool of himself in any way.
x. ______ will take care of Butterfly when she is scared, hurt, or grumpy.
y. Butterfly can add as many additional subsections to this contract at any time of her choosing without providing notice to _____ in any way.
z. Butterfly can in no way be harmed due to the making of this list because she is a princess and cute and adorable and _____ likes her too much. Therefore any fall back is null and void due to the terms of this contract.
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Posted 02-18-2019 at 01:46 PM by Butterfly -
Posted 02-18-2019 at 02:47 PM by Blue Fox -
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Posted 02-18-2019 at 04:21 PM by Butterfly -
https://youtu.be/3F5l7kLDAoI
you're a business man right? a clause as in the last line in a contract. you got the card... look...
it means you put on the suit you accept the contract.
^___^ gotta beware those hidden details.Posted 02-18-2019 at 05:17 PM by Faithfullyyours -
Quote:https://youtu.be/3F5l7kLDAoI
you're a business man right? a clause as in the last line in a contract. you got the card... look...
it means you put on the suit you accept the contract.
^___^ gotta beware those hidden details.Posted 02-18-2019 at 05:25 PM by Butterfly -
Posted 02-19-2019 at 11:11 AM by Butterfly -
Posted 03-04-2019 at 02:02 PM by TheLastCenturian -
Posted 03-04-2019 at 02:06 PM by Butterfly