Today was one of the best days ever! I got to meet a sloth <3 I was so excited I was ready to burst. I almost cried when Chloe came on stage.

I am obsessed with sloths right now. I have FOUR sloth stuffies (Sunday, Bedhead, Sid and Flash). They are so adorable, but nothing compared to a real live sloth!

(If you don't believe me, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqzdHTpKJbw)

So when I found out that a real live sloth was coming to our City and...

Jane was attacked in her hotel room --- having used the slut for his own pleasure, his mind smiled an evil smile.
Ensuring that the blindfold was secure he untied her from the bed and re-fixed her wrists behind her back.
With cum dripping from every orifice she felt the world go light as he lifted her onto his shoulder. She heard the door clunk shut and air on her exposed flesh as she was carried down the corridor.
The lift bell rang and she landed on her arse on the carpeted floor....

BBQ
Lobster Style
Oven Roast
Spit roast
This recipe uses up your slut and is best done when you have used up other parts of the slut in recipes (sluts pussy, nipple kebabs or waxed breasts) then you get the most from your slut.

Ingredients
• Slut you are no longer fond of anymore or generally grown tired of.
• Stuffing for slut (cum, chilli peppers, ginger, sage and onion all depends on taste and method of cooking.
• Seasoning to taste....

Anybody who knows me, or who has stalked my profile, knows that I LOVE toys! I have a pretty decent collection already, but I swear it is an addiction and I want MORE!

Here is a list of all the toys that I would like to someday own:

Speculum: I would like one to use both anally and vaginally. I think the feeling of being open and vulnerable would be blushy and hot. And the feel of it stretching me open would be interesting.

Tail Plug: I am not sure if I want...

Recently we decided to cross the 3 hour sensory deprivation session off of my bucket list. It was the second top choice from the poll we created to have you help us pick.

We started around 2:30 in the afternoon. I was showered and got dried off. Mr. Devious instructed me to put towels on the bed and then lay on my back in the middle of the bed. Because of pain in my shoulder, we decided that I would not be tied down, instead I was to lay with my arms spread to the sides, and my legs spread...

I am not an optimist. I try REALLY hard to be a positive, happy person, but the truth is, it is a daily struggle for me. I have to force myself to find the positive in life.

I wouldn't even consider myself a pessimist per say. Yeah my brain automatically thinks of everything that COULD go wrong. And sometimes I get sucked into that black vortex of negativity. But I guess I would consider myself a realist.

The reality is, not everything is just "going to be ok"....

Hi Having to spend some time onthe dark side of the planet - if i am good apparently I can get out on parole around the 25th th of March - but that is with me not exxactly likely!

Then have second problem and will be incarcerated 18th April to till 18th or 20th of May