Rembember the original "Kinky Show!"? If not, you can read up here:

http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=2486

crazydareooo asked me to do this one, like the previous one...

A couple of minutes past midnight I turned on the balcony lights and stepped outside completely naked. My balcony can be seen by a lot of windows and balconies across. Some have perfect view even when I'm lying down.

I inserted a toothpaste covered egg vibe in...

Women are complicated things, we're impossible to understand. Fail to do something, we get mad. Do what we say, we find an issue of how you do it. Women are picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. (It's not, just to let you know). And men, I respect you for trying to keep us pleased with your fancy bouquet of flowers and emotional poetry complete with guitar solo.

But seriously, just ram me. You've been thoughtful and all,...

*Sidenotes

*This was written to Master first, so the 'you' throughout is to him. I'm lazy and can't be bothered to change the format/style of writing.

*The clit and pussy spanks are currently postponed, due to having a UTI at the time of doing them and neither of us being sure if it would aggravate it. They will happen once it's definitely safe to do so.

*Thank you to everyone who helped!

* I don't know what the 'pink thing' is called. Here...

What most people probably dont know is that I tuck my girl into bed most nights. We watch some tv and talk, or I read her a story. Tonight we watched some tV then played disney music for about an hour until she was ready to settle.

So she fell asleep around ten minutes ago, and I am still sitting watching her, her little nose is slightly blocked and it whistles every now and then.

As you arent awake for me to tell you just how cute you are right now, princess, I will leave...

The world celebrates New Years Day, and so they should. 2016 is full of possibilities, potential, love, laughter and joy.

But here in Scotland, we have Hogmany. A lot of Scots these days don't understand what that means, let alone everyone outside of the country. New Year is a time to look forward, but Hogmany is a time to look back.

At the turn of the year, I wasn't particularly active on GD, taking a break due to life and whatever. Through the first six months of the...

I've never been a fan of penises. (Or vaginas, but anyway.)

I always thought both were ugly looking things and never understood the appeal of either. Now, depending...where they are placed or what's happening with them... it can certainly feel nice, but the actual apperance of them? Yuck.

So given my aversion to their physical apperance, I was never much interested in watching them or looking at them.

But.

Then I met Master's penis. It does...

Master recently wrote about taking him for granted in some areas. I might be just a teensy bit guilty of the things he talks about in his blog. But only a teensy bit. I'm too sweet and innocent to be entirely to blame.

It did however get me thinking about how many of us end up taking others for granted without meaning to or realizing until we are told about it. It's part of being human, after all.

And whilst I might take for granted some of the things Master does, I certainly...