Well when I finally registered on the site, I thought I was feeling all creative and unique when I created my username. Seriously, who would call themselves by something you order off a menu at Waffle House?
Unfortunately, I didn't actually Google my username before I committed to it. Apparently there's a 25/M in Milwaukee, WI, USA already beat me to it. (And according to his ad on adultfriendfinder, he's quite the creep! Not that I'm passing judgment or anything...) On top of that there's...