What is an Icemaiden?
According to Urban dictionary, a most excellent source of missinformation:
I was going to say I couldn't have said it better myself, but I can. The above is largely true, but it only just starts to touch on the truth.
My IceMaiden:
I could go on, and on, and on. I could sing her praises, but I really can't sing.
I love you baby girl.
(after the 17th telling i got 8+ months wrong, I decided to edit it. Apparantly it is closer to 10)
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ice maiden
A girl who acts cold hearted and bitchy towards all guys. Which sometimes is a turn-on for guys looking for a challenge or can be intimidating for guys who can't handle her personality.
Ice maiden are also girls who believe they are the elite. They often are mistaken to not have a heart, but their icy exterior hides their sweet, caring side. Ice maidens are generally hot girls who are misunderstood with their outside persona.
A girl who acts cold hearted and bitchy towards all guys. Which sometimes is a turn-on for guys looking for a challenge or can be intimidating for guys who can't handle her personality.
Ice maiden are also girls who believe they are the elite. They often are mistaken to not have a heart, but their icy exterior hides their sweet, caring side. Ice maidens are generally hot girls who are misunderstood with their outside persona.
My IceMaiden:
- Deliberately irritates me just so I glare at her.
- Changes my GetDare profile regularly so she can giggle.
- Says "Stoopid" a lot and spells it that way.
- Uses extra letters in her words to appear cute.
- Gets annoyed when other people do the same thing.
- Denies she tries to appear cute.
- Doesnt NEED to try to be cute.
- Listens to the same Disney song every night before she can sleep.
- Tries her very best to refuse her dummy, even though she wants it.
- Has the bluest, most expressive eyes in the world.
- Doesnt like me seeing her cry.
- Has a smile which lights my heart.
- Giggles like a toddler, but laughs like a whore.
- Always, always wears socks.
- Complains if I remove her socks.
- Wants more socks.
- Needs cuter socks.
- Has made the last 9+ months of my life a joy.
I could go on, and on, and on. I could sing her praises, but I really can't sing.
I love you baby girl.
(after the 17th telling i got 8+ months wrong, I decided to edit it. Apparantly it is closer to 10)
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Posted 04-01-2016 at 02:48 PM by LitDarkness -
You, Sir, are awesome at expressing yourself with words, and so is your lady. I HATE reading the blogs you two love birds post (they make my old eyes blurry and paint a vision of a past that never was), but I just can't stop myself. I wish the two of you the very best. Now go get a room or something.
Posted 04-01-2016 at 10:47 PM by Runesmith -
Posted 04-02-2016 at 05:38 AM by IceMaiden -
Posted 04-02-2016 at 08:09 AM by lola.fox