Where I write about nothing in particular and occasionally something useful.
dat new smell /hnnng
Posted 03-11-2015 at 12:26 PM by flowercrowns
Obligatory I'm new here post (I lurked around gD before joining so I'm hopefully not that pathetic). I've mainly been customizing the shit out of everything not that anyone actually cares except me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ And now I'm all like what do I do now haha, but I'm sure I'll find something. As to why I'm here - elementary, my dear Watson, my mind's a slut.
I'd add something about me but I'd prefer to remain an enigma, I could be Sherlock Holmes for all you know. But I once got the words enigma and enema mixed up so maybe not...
Welp just wanted to get off my chest, hope I'm not crapping up the blogs too much and if anyone actually reads this then see you around the site.
I'd add something about me but I'd prefer to remain an enigma, I could be Sherlock Holmes for all you know. But I once got the words enigma and enema mixed up so maybe not...
Welp just wanted to get off my chest, hope I'm not crapping up the blogs too much and if anyone actually reads this then see you around the site.
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Posted 03-11-2015 at 03:21 PM by Jah Brother -
Posted 03-11-2015 at 03:45 PM by LitDarkness -
Quote:Thanks for the welcome Jah I found your advice to be very amusing.
Quote:Also thank you and I agree when you want something from someone it's best not to be rude. I'll try to hold my tongue.Posted 03-11-2015 at 04:27 PM by flowercrowns
Updated 03-11-2015 at 04:30 PM by flowercrowns (To double quote) -
Welcome! I'm sure if you've been lurking, you've seen how great gD can be! I'm a fossil around here, if you ever need any help let me know.
Posted 03-11-2015 at 05:34 PM by jlstockton25 -
Posted 03-11-2015 at 07:03 PM by flowercrowns -
Welcome, and your avatar (and profile color scheme) is epic on several levels. One might even argue that it breaks the fourth wall of awesome!
I second Jah, do come check out the chat! It's where I spend most of my free time. #foreveralonebutnotreally Chat is full of great people who just want to hang out and be people.
I hope you enjoy your stay. If not, come find me, and I'll ensure your stay here will be pleasurable (or else). But...you know...not in the sexual way. Unless you want to chat about the joys of enemas. Then that's cool too.
Anyway, I hope we can wallow together in the sea of sarcasm. Or maybe it's a pit. Hope you can swim. Maybe.
Such love. Much wow.
Cleri
I hope your body is ready.
Posted 03-11-2015 at 09:42 PM by Clerisyberry -
Posted 03-12-2015 at 05:52 AM by Jah Brother -
Posted 03-12-2015 at 10:12 AM by Clerisyberry -
Teehee~ I like you, flattery will get you everywhere.
Btw your avatar looks like an owl undercover - Day 8: the strawberries still suspect nothing.
Sounds like the chat is the place to be, and most people here seem pretty down to earth. I'm just not really a chat person so you'll have to excuse me heavily breathing in the corner.
Well thank you, I will find you and I will ki- nope kidding, kidding. But if this site ever dulls I will find you and we shall discuss enemas in great detail. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm not swimming in a sea of sarcasm ain't nobody got time for that, I'll be over there riding majestically on a dolphin, you may join me if you wish. Or you know stay in your pit, it looks so fun down there.
Thanks Cleri for the lovely reply.
PS DAFUQ is that! Get it away from me.
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( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)Posted 03-12-2015 at 10:17 AM by flowercrowns
Updated 03-12-2015 at 10:20 AM by flowercrowns (Ninja posts, ninja posts everywhere.) -
Posted 03-12-2015 at 11:48 AM by Jah Brother -
@Jah: Please, not *all* asians moan like that. Although I take pride in my high pitched Japanese porn star shrills, especially because they rustle the living jimmies out of you. OuO
@flowercrowns: Thanks for the even greater reply, Denko. (´・ω・`) And I do enjoy this pit. I'm having such a great time. I love being inside holes.
Posted 03-12-2015 at 11:56 AM by Clerisyberry -
Posted 03-13-2015 at 11:32 AM by flowercrowns