Just a rainbow with some kink.
Loser Muppet Loses. Subtitle: What not to do if you want to be my sub.
I posted an ad. Among the things the ad says:
In likes:
Also...
Incoming PM's from Loser Muppet: (actual name changed to protect the innocent)
Subject: Slave
2 minutes later:
Subject:plllzzzz
Happyme reply:
Loser Muppet:
Happyme:
Loser Muppet:
Happyme:
Quote:
I will not use the words “master”, “mistress” or “slave.”
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Mild pain.
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Send me a detailed pm about why you are specifically replying to this ad. Please make sure to write something about your likes/dislikes/limits and a bit about who you are as a person. Also, detail the amount of time (approximately) you are looking to put into this (daily, weekly, as well as the length of the arrangement). It would be great if you would also tell me a bit about your privacy situation, and your past experience too.
Subject: Slave
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I'll be your slave!!!;
Subject:plllzzzz
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I rly wanna be your slave so bad
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I know you probably do, but unfortunately your competition is writing long responses with actual content trying to convince me with beautiful flowery words. You will have to do much better if you want to be considered.
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Well I am very loal and have liltte limitations.....those are public and pain...so yah I'll do anything else so plz pick me BC I've been wanting to be humiliated by just me and 1other for a while now
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Did you even really read the ad?
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Yes I did
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Maybe you should read it again?
Total Comments 46
Comments
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Posted 09-18-2014 at 08:39 PM by pet monkey -
Posted 09-18-2014 at 08:40 PM by Happy Me -
I feel like I've just watched the first episode of my new favorite show.
I have noticed there are a group of people on here that seem to gravitate towards begging and typing errors far more willingly than actually listening/reading and then complying with the most basic instructions...
And I like your pretty facePosted 09-18-2014 at 09:35 PM by naughtylittlegirl -
Posted 09-18-2014 at 09:55 PM by NorthlandDom -
Posted 09-18-2014 at 10:11 PM by kittenlyss -
Quote:
Except this one...
Quote:Hi Goddess,
I am a 34 year old virgin that sucks his own cock and eats his own cum. I've never had a girlfriend or even kissed a girl. I live by myself so I will be able to have privacy. My yahoo and skype is yummycummy1234*
Now I don't know who to choose!!!! The Muppet or the Acrobat!?!?!
Posted 09-18-2014 at 10:48 PM by Happy Me
Updated 09-18-2014 at 10:53 PM by Happy Me -
Posted 09-18-2014 at 11:03 PM by kittenlyss -
Posted 09-18-2014 at 11:08 PM by Happy Me -
Posted 09-18-2014 at 11:20 PM by kittenlyss -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K0iM75BCKw
It continually amazes me the random things I know of that suddenly become applicable on this site.Posted 09-19-2014 at 12:13 AM by naughtylittlegirl -
*giggles*
This is hilarious.
At least you have my love letter to comfort you.Posted 09-19-2014 at 04:09 AM by eivins -
Posted 09-19-2014 at 05:25 AM by madl -
Posted 09-19-2014 at 05:38 AM by kittenlyss -
It's time to play the music!
It's time to light the lights!
It's time to tell these Muppets that their replies really bite!
It's time to to put on makeup!
It's time to dress up right!
It's time to let the Muppets know they really should rewrite!
Why do they always come here?
I guess we'll never know
It's like they enjoy torture
To get replies with 'NO!'Posted 09-19-2014 at 08:09 AM by drwarschauu -
Posted 09-19-2014 at 10:35 AM by lola.fox -
The idiots of the internet can produce some quite fun responses. I will admit when I was not taken, the first time your ad was open I was thinking about applying for the position my self but by the time I spotted it you had already closed the ad :P.
I really want to know the back story behind "I like your face". You guys keep saying it and I hate not knowing things!Posted 09-19-2014 at 01:00 PM by Ly Ph -
Posted 09-19-2014 at 01:37 PM by SweetTeen -
lol, Trolling is hillarious.
Posted 09-19-2014 at 02:20 PM by Iodine -
@SweeTea and @Ly: No, I like your face was an NLG thing. It was almost right after the chocolate cake/bread thing.
And I like both your faces!Posted 09-19-2014 at 02:22 PM by kittenlyss
Updated 09-19-2014 at 02:38 PM by kittenlyss -
Quote:Originally Posted by kittenlyss@SweeTea and @Ly: No, I like your face was an NLG thing. It was almost right after the chocolate cake/bread thing.
And I like both your faces!
*makes a mental note to send more random happiness out*Posted 09-19-2014 at 03:08 PM by Ly Ph -
Posted 09-19-2014 at 03:12 PM by kittenlyss -
Posted 09-19-2014 at 05:48 PM by Happy Me -
Posted 09-19-2014 at 06:04 PM by kittenlyss -
Posted 09-19-2014 at 06:58 PM by eivins -
Posted 09-19-2014 at 07:06 PM by kittenlyss