Just a rainbow with some kink.
Loser Muppet Loses. Subtitle: What not to do if you want to be my sub.
I posted an ad. Among the things the ad says:
In likes:
Also...
Incoming PM's from Loser Muppet: (actual name changed to protect the innocent)
Subject: Slave
2 minutes later:
Subject:plllzzzz
Happyme reply:
Loser Muppet:
Happyme:
Loser Muppet:
Happyme:
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I will not use the words “master”, “mistress” or “slave.”
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Mild pain.
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Send me a detailed pm about why you are specifically replying to this ad. Please make sure to write something about your likes/dislikes/limits and a bit about who you are as a person. Also, detail the amount of time (approximately) you are looking to put into this (daily, weekly, as well as the length of the arrangement). It would be great if you would also tell me a bit about your privacy situation, and your past experience too.
Subject: Slave
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I'll be your slave!!!;
Subject:plllzzzz
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I rly wanna be your slave so bad
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I know you probably do, but unfortunately your competition is writing long responses with actual content trying to convince me with beautiful flowery words. You will have to do much better if you want to be considered.
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Well I am very loal and have liltte limitations.....those are public and pain...so yah I'll do anything else so plz pick me BC I've been wanting to be humiliated by just me and 1other for a while now
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Did you even really read the ad?
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Yes I did
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Maybe you should read it again?
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Can I come to the fairy party even if I am not a fairy? I have a lot of fairy friends, if that counts for anything?Posted 09-19-2014 at 07:41 PM by Happy Me 
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I will bring rainbow lollipops! And of course, every fairy part needs a rainbow! Especially one with a face as lovely as yours.Posted 09-19-2014 at 08:10 PM by naughtylittlegirl
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I will bring the rainbow and put it on anything everyone brings!
Bring a white shirt? I will make it rainbow! Bring a cupcake? I will make it rainbow! Bring a corn on the cob? I will make it rainbow! Now someone just needs to bring the fairy dust and we will be set!Posted 09-19-2014 at 09:20 PM by Happy Me
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I always wanted to make this rainbow cake as its an actual rainbow made of cake http://www.be-ro.co.uk/recipe/showrec138.htmlPosted 09-19-2014 at 09:51 PM by Ly Ph
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Ly Ph! I love your rainbow cake!!!! Bring that to the party!
Posted 09-20-2014 at 12:35 AM by Happy Me
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Ly, that's a super awesome rainbow cake!
And HappyMe, you will give me rainbow hair? *bats eyes at* I would love you forever (as if I don't already
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And I'll ask Terence for an extra bag of pixie dust.Posted 09-20-2014 at 05:20 AM by kittenlyss
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I would absolutely LOVE to give you rainbow hair!!!
Posted 09-20-2014 at 06:40 AM by Happy Me
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No need to ask Terrence, Tink! Dust talent fairy, reporting for duty! I can even make them colorful...Quote:Originally Posted by kittenlyss
Ly, that's a super awesome rainbow cake!
And HappyMe, you will give me rainbow hair? *bats eyes at* I would love you forever (as if I don't already)
And I'll ask Terence for an extra bag of pixie dust.
Posted 09-20-2014 at 10:11 AM by eivins
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Just catching up on blog posts... hehe, such fun comments!!! Good job every one
Posted 09-20-2014 at 10:13 AM by Mr. Devious
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OMG, OMG, rainbow pixie dust! This party is gonna be so awesome!Quote:Originally Posted by eivins
No need to ask Terrence, Tink! Dust talent fairy, reporting for duty! I can even make them colorful...
Posted 09-20-2014 at 11:28 AM by kittenlyss
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Surly happyme will be providing the rainbow to put in the dustQuote:Originally Posted by eivins
No need to ask Terrence, Tink! Dust talent fairy, reporting for duty! I can even make them colorful...
Posted 09-20-2014 at 02:09 PM by Ly Ph
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Can I come? I haven't gotten my invite yet.Posted 09-20-2014 at 03:13 PM by pet monkey
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Every fairy party needs an adorable monkey!Quote:Originally Posted by colosubguy
Can I come? I haven't gotten my invite yet.
Posted 09-20-2014 at 03:20 PM by kittenlyss
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Rainbows need adorable monkeys too!!!
Posted 09-20-2014 at 08:15 PM by Happy Me
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I just wanted to say thanks for the smiles and happy in this thread. it's good to giggle.
err, I don't suppose there is room for another at this awesome party? I wanna be rainbow'd!Posted 09-21-2014 at 02:16 AM by silverdarknight
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And me? I need some rainbow butterfly wings ....Posted 09-21-2014 at 08:16 AM by Butterfly
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SDK and Butterfly: a waterfall and butterfly will be wonderful additions to the party! We have to clear it with the fairies first, but I would love to rainbow you!!!
Posted 09-21-2014 at 09:26 AM by Happy Me
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Yes, we totally have to have a rainbow butterfly and a rainbow waterfall. Nobody else will have a party as cool as ours now.Quote:Originally Posted by Happyme127
SDK and Butterfly: a waterfall and butterfly will be wonderful additions to the party! We have to clear it with the fairies first, but I would love to rainbow you!!!
Posted 09-21-2014 at 09:35 AM by kittenlyss
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I just read this blog and I suddenly feel like smiling
Posted 09-22-2014 at 03:30 PM by tommboi
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I may be late to the party (although I was Oberon once and a King must make an entrance...), but I feel it worht saying give them what they want.
You don't understand the sheer joy of trolling the trollers... Of course,t hat's when my sadistic side comes out and things can get... dangerous...Posted 09-26-2014 at 09:28 AM by DoingMyBest
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Noooo! Now Animal will be forever connected with Looser Muppet, and he's my favourite!
I'm sorry you were bombarded with so many bad 'uns, but at least most make themselves known very quickly. As always, I love your blogs and the responses and good feeling they generate.
Wishing you all the best with your subby and looking forward to hearing how it goes.Posted 09-27-2014 at 06:26 AM by StrawDog
