02-15-2010, 03:38 AM | #1 |
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ChelseaFC's weekly joke's
BAD TO WORSE Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it. Bad: Your children are suxually active. Worse: With each other. Bad: Your husbands a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you. Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it. Bad: You wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband. Good: The teacher thinks your son is great. Bad: In bed. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in. Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughters the headliner. Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he can fit into your clothes. Good: Your daughters on the pill. Bad: She's eleven. Good: Your neighbour exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds. Good: You wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown. Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With your neighbours. Worse: All of them. Hope you enjoyed this weeks joke, another one will be posted next week on THIS thread. Feel free to post on what you thought. Thanks
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Reasons To Go To Work Naked... 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 3. You want to see if it's like the dream. 4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 5. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 6. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 7. No one steals your chair. Stories posted by me: Snapchat - MySlaveBoys KIK - TommyPDaddy www . into dare . com / chats |
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