Hearthstone Dice Dare

[causewhynot]

I've been toying with this idea for a while and finally took some time to write it up, so here goes.

For the non-gamers: Hearthstone is an online free to play card game by blizzard entertainment with lots of fun cards, tactics but also random elements, which leave every game open to chance, perfect for a dice dare!


1. How many wins you need to completion
1. 4 wins
2. 5 wins
3. 6 wins
4. 7 wins
5. 8 wins
6. 9 wins, with the last two having to be consecutive


Now get into casual mode and play! Depending on your results you might curse your drawluck though... If you win, congratulations, you earned an edge, but if you lose, check how the class that defeated you treats a loser!


2. The Classes

Warrior: Got a beating with weapons, huh? Well now you'll get another one! Spank each ass cheek and each inner thigh 25 times with a whip/wire/belt. If you lose to Garrosh again, always add 25 spanks.

Shaman: Forked Lightning! Put on nipple clamps and keep them on for the duration of the next game. If you lose to Thrall again, keep them on for the next 2 games, and rotate them by 90 degree between games (3 games if you lost three times, and so on.)

Rogue: Rogues do it from behind! Fuck your ass hard for 5 minutes with a medium sized dildo. If you lose to Valeera again, keep increasing the size of the dildo. If you can't do that, add 5 minutes and Valeera rapes you during your next punishment as well.

Paladin: Stop being so depraved while a holy knight is nearby! Do not touch yourself during the next game and the next punishment. If you lose to Uther again, dont touch yourself for two games, and so on.

Hunter: Since you seem to enjoy getting hit into the face so much, let's do it some more! For every round that you couldnt survive until round 10, spit into your palm and slap your face 5 times, so if you lost in round 5 thats 25 slaps. No wiping your face, I want to see you sloppy! If you lose to Rexxar again, always add 5 slaps per round.

Druid: Before Nature, everyone is equal! For your next round strip completely naked and kneel down. Everytime the enemy plays a taunt, edge once. (Unless yo just visited Uther) If you lose to Malfurion again, kneel for two games, and so on.

Warlock: Give in to Temptation! Watch a porn clip that is around 5 minutes long, and constantly keep on the edge. DO NOT CUM!! If you lose to Gul'Dan again, always add 5 minutes of edging.

Mage: Fire and Ice - Get Toothpaste and a candle. Light the candle, smear some toothpase onto your genitals and drip wax onto your nipples while masturbating. Keep this up for three minutes. If you lose to Jaina again, increase the amount of toothpaste every time and increase the time by three minutes

Priest: Be disciplined! Watch a porn clip that is around 5 minutes long, stay hard, but DO NOT touch yourself at all. If you lose to Randuin again, always add 5 minutes of denial.



When you reached the required amount of wins, look up against how many classes you lost (A maximum of 9) and check your last task.


0 - Way too lucky, redo the dare!
1 - Good Job, but still a little easy off! You may cum after doing either the Warrior, Mage or Rogue Punishment Once.
2 - Pretty good. Keep edging for 10 Minutes, then cum however you want.
3 - Unlucky three, you can either restart the dare or you can't cum for two days.
4 - Play one more game - If you win you can cum, if you lose you can't cum today.
5 - Thats somewhat bad. Get a dildo-shaped object and facefuck yourself with your head hanging over your beds ledge. Let the spit run over your face. After 5 minutes rub it into your face, slap yourself one last time and cum.
6 - Be ashamed, that could be way better! Kneel naked in a corner with rice under your knees for 10 minutes while thinking about what you could have done better. If you win two games in a row you may cum.
7 - Wow, you suck. You are not allowed to cum until you reach rank 13 on the Hearthstone Ladder. If you really cant do it after trying for quite some time, pm me and I'll think of something for a real loser.
8 - Thats just horrible. Do the Mage and Warrior punishment as if you had lost two times to them, and dont even THINK about cumming for two days.
9 - You didnt even try, did you? since you seem to like punishments so much do the Mage, Rogue and Warrior ones as if you had lost three times to them, edge 30 minutes the next three days without cumming, and repeat this dare on the fourth day.

[JTN2010]

This sounded interesting so I gave it a try.

Except the last 2 games I played a control Hunter deck. The last 2 games I switched to a Daemonologist deck.

Here's my record:
Rogue: Win
Rogue: Win
Hunter: Lost (turn 8, so 10 wet slaps)
Druid: Lost (luckily the next game literally no taunts were played)
Druid: Win
Paladin: Loss
Priest: Win
Paladin: Loss
Druid: Win
Mage: Loss (I don't own any candles so sadly I had to skip that part)
Mage: Loss
Gul'Dan: Win
Paladin: Loss
Gul'Dan: Loss
Mage: Win

So long and short I did pretty poorly. I lost to 6 classes, so I sat in the corner on 2 bags of those packs that come in products to keep things dry (I forget the name). It was pretty bad. I edged way too many times followed by not touching myself a lot (I think 3 Paladin losses). Fun dare though.

[DLdapper]

I tried this out, it was pretty fun!

Tooth paste, anal ramming, spankings, worshiping nature and edging like crazy.... and don't get to cum!

I will probably make some alterations to this dare and use it all the time! Thank you for the base!

[4ndyaz]

I tried it, i loved it!

I hope that you'll expand this sometime. I tried to make up extra rules myself, but i suck .