Edging dare for Skyrim

[TDisawesome]

Greetings milkdrinker!
This is a Dare for all of you, who enjoy The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim!
For this you will need a NEW savegame. You may play whatever you want, but your gameplay will determine how teasing this will become.
First of all. Your character. I don’t care what you play normally. You will create a character you could fap to. Style him until you are satisfied. Make him or her perfect!

Next you’ll play through helgen until you reach the point with the 3 waystones, which increase skill gain for your chosen “class”.
Now is the time for you to understand the game. Following general rules apply, except if said otherwise in this thread (or you modify them for your likes/limits/whatever)
+ Fast travel is forbidden. Exception: You are gamebreaking stuck otherwise (in this case: only teleport to the NEAREST possible location)
+ Traveling by Horse, Carriages, Spells, teleporters and similar minor traveling stuff is allowed.
+ Whenever you die, you have to edge once
+ You are not allowed to cum.
+ If you get to a city, you have to do ALL quests before you are allowed to go to the next town. If a quest sends you to another city, do the quest and get back. This does not count as the first visit of that town.
+ you do not have to do “never ending” questchains, that give you additional random quests. (Some guilds do that) – you will however need to do everything in the questchain up to that point.
+ obey to your class rules

Classes:
Warrior:
The Warrior is a big, brute and well armored master of all weapons. So are you! You may use any weapon you like, except magic. Magic is only allowed if you are forced to use a spell during a quest. As warriors are always wearing heavy armor, you should have a special “butthole protector” up your butthole whenever you play. Also: Be fully dressed. Always wear clothing that covers as much of your skin as possible. Wear shoes, a hat and gloves if your character wears them too. You are not a sneaky type, but you may use “lockpicking” out of the “sneaky” talent tree without applying the rules the “Thief” has to obey to.

As Warriors are honorable fighters, you are NEVER allowed to flee from combat. If you die, you may of course use another way to walk, but if you are engaged in combat – fight!


Thief:
The Thief is a sly, silent and deadly killer. You use daggers, one handed swords and bows. Somme illusion magic is fine as well. You are wearing light armor. So wear some nice lightweight clothes if you are playing skyrim. Try to kill every enemy and don’t be revealed. Whenever you kill somebody in an “open” fight, you should be ashamed and do an edge. However, you may always flee and try again. Try to steal everything you are able to, open as many locks as you can. If you break a lockpick or someone noticed your stealing habits, you will edge once.

Magician:
You are a wise and strong spellcaster. Unfortunately, you are only allowed robes and “clothing” type armor. You are also only allowed to use magic or magical staves. You are probably having the hardest time of all classes. You are not allowed to wear any clothing while playing skyrim. You are not allowed to increase your health (except by enchanting items) and so you will die and edge a lot. And since this is not hard enough: You need to study your “magical” skills. So for every hour you play skyrim, you have to watch 10 minutes of porn without touching yourself.


Subclasses:
After you have chosen one of the three classes, you may also use one of the following as a subclass. Subclasses come with extra rules!

The werewolf:
Upon transformation you have to strip naked, easy for a mage… Whenever you feast to regain health, you have to edge once. You also have to edge ten times if you transform in or out of your bestial form while non-hostile npcs are near. Nobody should know that you are a werewolf! Additional fun: Get the cursed ring of hircine and wear it…

The Vampire:
If the sun is shining, you are not allowed to stay outside of buildings, caves, and other places safe from the sun. No exceptions. If you run out of a cave to save yourself from a hostile attacker too strong for you, you need to stay inside.


Determining the difficulty:
Novice: Are you fucking kidding? You’ll probably not even edge once while novice. Wear a chastity device for a month and try it…
Apprentice: Better, not good, but better. You are allowed to play on apprentice if you have worn a chastity device for 3 weeks.
Adept: Its nearly good. You should only wear chastity for two weeks before doing adept.
Expert: Becoming daring? Edge at least 10 minutes every day for a week.
Master: This will be hard. Edge for two hours each day for two days…
Legendary: Just start right away, you’ll edge a lot anyways.


CUM POINTS!
Since you should at least be able to cum, there are several points in the game, which will allow you to cum.
+ Defeating the last boss of the main quest line
Optional Cum points include:
+ Completing any of the guild quest chains
+ Complete the civil war questchain
+ Getting any skill to 100 and set it back to 1 making it legendary

If you cum go back to “determine the difficulty”

What do y’all think?

[Fetique]

Great dare, well written too, but I don't get when this ends. Maybe you should include a well-defined point at which the dare ends, or people might get confused.

[steellion1995]

Hopefully this will give me a proper challenge in game, though somehow I doubt it. Thief with illusion magic and a good dagger is almost impossible to kill even on Legendary if you know what you're doing. Same with Warrior. If someone wants to give me an extra handicap to make it harder, go right ahead. I doubt i'll ever have to edge otherwise. Good dare overall though, just a bit too easy for me.

[mrpropel]

Seems like a great dare, I'll have to give this a go when I got some free time. I agree though it should have more handicap's for those that want a bit more of a challenge. Still a great dare.

[Kiri]

This dare sounds absolutely incredible! I may have to try it as a mage. I already have a high-level badass mage character, but you're right, the low levels are pretty deadly. :P

Have you thought about making something like this for Elder Scrolls Online?

[richied]

Guys, Just download sexlab.. seriously you can make skyrim a sex game and you need to have a dare about it....

[seven425]

Hey,

I'm currently trying this one. Started the game over again. I'm currently playing a Nord Thief, but I got already seen while trying to steal stuff from people so i edged many times already. I hope this'll get better over time

But this is a great dare in my opinion, thank you

[steellion1995]

So, i've been thinking about this dare, and I would like to offer additional optional rules. By no means do you have to do any of this, i'm just offering a little something to add some variety to the dare.

Spoiler:

The first is Shouts. Since Shouts can be so powerful there should be a price to using them. What I propose is: For each word used you accumulate 5 strokes. For example: Fus= 5 strokes. Fus Ro= 10. Fus Ro Dah = 15. This way you are encouraged to use only as many words as you absolutely need in the shout, and to use them only when you have to. After all, blasting people off of cliffs or freezing them solid is kind of a cheap way to win a fight. The more powerful (Or just plain broken) Shouts have higher costs though. Here is a list of all shouts with non-standard stroke costs.

Clear Skies and Dragonrend cost 10 regardless of the number of words used.
Bend Will costs 5 for 1 word, 10 for 2, and 25 for all 3.
Call Dragon, Soul Tear, and Summon Durnehviir all cost nothing for the first 2 words, and 50 for all 3.
Dragon Aspect and Storm Call cost 10 per word.
Throw Voice is free.

The second is strokes. You may have noticed that you gain strokes from Shouting, however there are several other actions that give strokes as well. You may pay these strokes off at any time, however you must pay all of them before you can cum. To pay strokes you must go into a city, remove all of your equipment, and start sneaking. Do not pause the game. If an NPC spots you you have to start over. (For those who want a real challange, edge once for every time you are seen.) For each stroke earned, stroke your dick or thrust a dildo into your pussy once.

Dual-Casting a spell, performing a Power Attack, or becoming invisible all earn you 5 strokes.
Enchanting an item costs 10-1 for every 10 points of Enchanting you have.
Upgrading weapons and armor costs 10-1 for every 10 points of Smithing you have.
Waiting gives you 1 stroke per hour waited.

Feel free to substitute strokes for something else depending on your tastes.

Good luck, have fun, and try not to cum.

[PineappleGirl]

It's a bit impossible to not kill anyone in open combat while in helgen

[markbdsm1986]

That'll be another week from me!