Bully: The Dice Dare

[sharknight]

This is a simulation of what bullies may do to you. Don't have the fancy formatting stuff because I'm typing this on my phone.

You're in the locker room, and you see upperclassmen walking in. There are
1-2: 1 bully
3-4: 2 bullies
5: 3 bullies
6: 4 bullies

For all activities marked with an asterisk, you must multiply the amount you need to do by the amount of bullies.

A bully suggests that they should give you a melvin. They will pull it up for*
1: 30 seconds
2: 1 minute
3: 3 minutes
4: 5 minutes
5: 10 minutes
6: 20 minutes

They also decided to give you swirlies. These will be done in the sink, not in the toilet, because sticking your head in a toilet is just disgusting. *
1: warm water, 20 dunks
2: cold water, 20 dunks
3: warm, 10
4: cold, 10
5: warm, 5
6: cold, 5
Each time you dunk, you must stay in for 30 seconds and turn on the for 30 seconds.

They laugh, and force you to*
1: act like a monkey for 1 minute
2: eat 5 ice cubes
3: kneel before them for 5 minutes and keep on bowing
4: wall squat for 5 minutes
5: choose two and double the time/amount
6: do all but 5

They want to give you pain, so they*
1: give you a purple nurple for 1 minute
2: give you 10 squeaky clean wedgies
3: slap your forearm with a hard ruler 100 times
4: give you a Chinese burn (twist your arm skin) for 5 minutes
5: slap your face until it turns bright red
6: all

They finish you off with
1: 100 warm water sink dunks, stay in for 15 seconds per dunk and turn on the tap for 15 seconds per dunk
2: hanging frontal wedgie for 30 minutes
3: dangling frontal wedgie for 1 hour
4: chair wedgie until you are finished with your homework/work
5: choose one
6: all

The next time you do it:
1: never, they got expelled
2: 1 month, the bullies were suspended
3: 1 week, the bullies were suspended
4: 1 day, the bullies had detention
5-6: Anytime today

[qatguy]

Good dare. Maybe have one of the bullies put a stuffed bra on the victim.