An Unusual Enemy [Fiction]

SlaveBoy87 · 07-09-2008, 07:18 PM

1 day a guy named Johnny wuz walkin home from school, then out of nowhere a bag flew over his head and a needle into his back. The needle wuz a shot of sleeping stuff ad he fell to the side walk unconsiouse. When he woke up a totally hotzz chick wuz standing there in totally hotzz clothes and said "Your my slave now" "Leave me alone!" "How dare you now you must suffer your first punishment you have to have a bucket of shit like totally dumped over your slave head!" "EWWW NO!" "Yes!" and a bucket of feces was dumped all over his head "That should teach you slave!" she then kicked him in the nuts "OWWY" "Muhahahahaahhahah" "That'll teech yooo!" Then she took a knife and cut his balls off "Major OWWY!" she then peed in his mouth. "Why!" "Becuz............."

To Be Continued

What dya think?

Hampers · 07-09-2008, 07:39 PM

I think post-modernism has gone too far...
Must... resist... urge... to... trashcan...
Please write stories in English on getDare.
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SubMissChievous · 07-09-2008, 07:45 PM

Extract from the Truth or Dare stories forum rules:

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oreo_is_back · 07-09-2008, 08:00 PM

Lawl, I think that story was there to take the piss (No nicer way to say it. ). He uses punctuation but deliberately uses internet slang throughout. What's the point?
Anyway, yeah.

SlaveBoy87 · 07-09-2008, 08:41 PM

"because......" Then Johnny woke up "That was like totally wierd!" Then his friend Tom Arnold woke up "Dude, like what happend bro!" "Well it was just such an uncool dream with scarey chicks and stuff!" "That sounds wicked wierd bro!"

Johnny and Tom Arnold are 1970's hippies who are sleeping on the streets. They were going to protest but right when they grabbed their protest signs an alien spaceship landed "Whoa Tom Arnold that's like a space alien!" "I know!" The alien shot its ray gun and they both suddenly vanished and found themselves in an alien spaceship.

"Like... where are we?" "Bee Bee Bee Bee Boop" "Eww a space Alien" said Tom Arnold "It looks like your wife bro!" "I know." "I am a space Alien and i'm here to tell you Johnny Mie Dikhertz that that you saw is an event that will happend in the near future" "What?" "Yes it will happend in two more days at 4:34 to 7:56 outside of Chicago city" "That's wiggity wiggity wack bro" said Tom Arnold "You and Tom Arnold are too take these ray guns and kill that girl, here name is Shelley Eet Kok"

"I may be against war, but a man's manhood is crucial!" said Johnny "You will drive this 1984 HONDA Shitbox" "Uhh Ok" said Tom Arnold. They went and when they saw her they yelled "Die Shelley!" and blasted their ray guns multiple times at her. They came back to the alien spaceship "Good now here's your next target" said the Alien.

What do you guys think of it now?

oreo_is_back · 07-09-2008, 08:44 PM

You.Can't.Be.Serious.

SlaveBoy87 · 07-09-2008, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by oreo_is_back

You.Can't.Be.Serious.

Look just because it's a differen't beggining to a hot truth or dare story doesen't mean i'm not serious or it's a bad story, just.....differen't

oreo_is_back · 07-09-2008, 08:49 PM

Ask the mods to move it in the other thread. You've got it in the wrong thread. But aye. >_>

SlaveBoy87 · 07-09-2008, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by oreo_is_back

Ask the mods to move it in the other thread. You've got it in the wrong thread. But aye. >_>

It WILL become a Truth or Dare story. I promise.

oreo_is_back · 07-09-2008, 08:51 PM

Ok,ok. I will read...On. =D

AverageDaniel · 07-09-2008, 09:54 PM

Hurry up! I need to know who their next assignment is.

Nohbdy123 · 07-09-2008, 11:50 PM

When I read the second version, I couldn't stop laughing. That's some hilarious shit.

Space aliens? Hippies? Really?

iambic · 07-09-2008, 11:58 PM

What's a 1970's hippie...

anonimousbob · 07-10-2008, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by iambic

What's a 1970's hippie...

I assume a hippie during the 1970s, but the real question is that if they are hippies during the 70s, why do they have a 1984 Honda? Are they time travelling aliens?

oreo_is_back · 07-10-2008, 06:43 AM

I must give it. THis song is amazing for humour... But i'm not sure if it's in a giid way oor bad. XD

07-09-2008, 07:18 PM	#1
SlaveBoy87 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 20	An Unusual Enemy [Fiction] 1 day a guy named Johnny wuz walkin home from school, then out of nowhere a bag flew over his head and a needle into his back. The needle wuz a shot of sleeping stuff ad he fell to the side walk unconsiouse. When he woke up a totally hotzz chick wuz standing there in totally hotzz clothes and said "Your my slave now" "Leave me alone!" "How dare you now you must suffer your first punishment you have to have a bucket of shit like totally dumped over your slave head!" "EWWW NO!" "Yes!" and a bucket of feces was dumped all over his head "That should teach you slave!" she then kicked him in the nuts "OWWY" "Muhahahahaahhahah" "That'll teech yooo!" Then she took a knife and cut his balls off "Major OWWY!" she then peed in his mouth. "Why!" "Becuz............." To Be Continued What dya think? Last edited by SlaveBoy87; 07-09-2008 at 07:34 PM.

07-09-2008, 07:39 PM	#2
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oreo_is_back getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Welscainia! Posts: 423 Blog Entries: 11	Lawl, I think that story was there to take the piss (No nicer way to say it. ). He uses punctuation but deliberately uses internet slang throughout. What's the point? Anyway, yeah. __________________

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07-09-2008, 08:41 PM	#5
SlaveBoy87 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 20	"because......" Then Johnny woke up "That was like totally wierd!" Then his friend Tom Arnold woke up "Dude, like what happend bro!" "Well it was just such an uncool dream with scarey chicks and stuff!" "That sounds wicked wierd bro!" Johnny and Tom Arnold are 1970's hippies who are sleeping on the streets. They were going to protest but right when they grabbed their protest signs an alien spaceship landed "Whoa Tom Arnold that's like a space alien!" "I know!" The alien shot its ray gun and they both suddenly vanished and found themselves in an alien spaceship. "Like... where are we?" "Bee Bee Bee Bee Boop" "Eww a space Alien" said Tom Arnold "It looks like your wife bro!" "I know." "I am a space Alien and i'm here to tell you Johnny Mie Dikhertz that that you saw is an event that will happend in the near future" "What?" "Yes it will happend in two more days at 4:34 to 7:56 outside of Chicago city" "That's wiggity wiggity wack bro" said Tom Arnold "You and Tom Arnold are too take these ray guns and kill that girl, here name is Shelley Eet Kok" "I may be against war, but a man's manhood is crucial!" said Johnny "You will drive this 1984 HONDA Shitbox" "Uhh Ok" said Tom Arnold. They went and when they saw her they yelled "Die Shelley!" and blasted their ray guns multiple times at her. They came back to the alien spaceship "Good now here's your next target" said the Alien. What do you guys think of it now?

07-09-2008, 08:51 PM	#10
oreo_is_back getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Welscainia! Posts: 423 Blog Entries: 11	Ok,ok. I will read...On. =D __________________

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07-09-2008, 11:50 PM	#12
Nohbdy123 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: USA Posts: 102	When I read the second version, I couldn't stop laughing. That's some hilarious shit. Space aliens? Hippies? Really?

07-09-2008, 11:58 PM	#13
iambic Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 31	What's a 1970's hippie...

07-10-2008, 06:43 AM	#15
oreo_is_back getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Welscainia! Posts: 423 Blog Entries: 11	I must give it. THis song is amazing for humour... But i'm not sure if it's in a giid way oor bad. XD __________________