have you ever?

[Twisted Kitten]

masturbated while somebody watched?
yes. me and my first "friend with benefits" did this a few times.

2.kissed somebody of the same sex and who?
i have, 3 different guys. i will not name names, but 2 of them lived next door to me growing up (the aforementioned "friends with benefits") and the other i met at kentokyocon 2015. we had some fun.

3.had sex?
anal, yes. oral, yes. vaginal, no.

4.been married/divorced?
I am currently married. never been divorced.

5. lied about your age?
yes. I have. on more than one occasion. but who hasn't?

6. been banned from anywhere public or another site?
yep. ive been banned from dollar general, kroger, and mijers as well as from omegle a few times.

7. been overweight?
I've been under weight, but im starting to peak the line of overweight now. 6'3'' and 260 lbs.

8.had a cell phone and/or broke it?
many times. once i threw my blackberry across the room because it was loading to slowly. it didn't survive.

9. given a swirly?
I've given myself a swirly.