42 phrases

heydarehowareyou · 06-25-2008, 11:47 AM

I have been given an order/dare. I must ask everyone here to give me phrases to say the next 42 times I come. Whether it's sex or masturbation. And if it's sex, I can't tell my girl friend why I said it unless she threatens to "end her association with me and my tiny penis" if I don't.

So... what should I say?

MstDynamic · 06-25-2008, 11:51 AM

you must say 'Damm I'm better than spongebob squarepants'

Robert_Z_man · 06-25-2008, 06:32 PM

Can i have waffles with that grand slam

Peanut Butter Jell Time

There just random fun lol

Nohbdy123 · 06-25-2008, 11:58 PM

How do you like THEM apples?

Oh shit! I shot my cat!

AND THEN THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!

Titties and beer.

That's the FGTX 2000 model. It uber pwns.

Hey, hey... calm down, you're not gonna die.

...And just as the last spurt shot out, the man in the black mask sliced the boy's head off.

*girly voice* Hee hee hee! That tickles!

control · 06-26-2008, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by heydarehowareyou

I have been given an order/dare. I must ask everyone here to give me phrases to say the next 42 times I come. Whether it's sex or masturbation. And if it's sex, I can't tell my girl friend why I said it unless she threatens to "end her association with me and my tiny penis" if I don't.

So... what should I say?

Oh my god the condom broke

heydarehowareyou · 06-26-2008, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by control

Oh my god the condom broke

Hmm... *looks up at how many posts there are before this*

Looks like I'm gonna have to take care of myself a LOT to get this one out of the way in the next 5 days before I see my girlfriend again.

onknees · 06-26-2008, 12:47 PM

Perfect so you have to tell "Looks like I'm gonna have to take care of myself a LOT" next time you cum

you can also tell "OOOOhhhhh it was better 2 hours ago"
(Of course its more funny if your GF was not with you 2 hours ago !)

NJTallGuy · 06-26-2008, 12:57 PM

If sex with GF you must say "Damn babe! That was better than last night at work!"

If by yourself masturbating, then you must say loudly "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok!"

heydarehowareyou · 06-27-2008, 08:33 PM

Just to keep people updated, I've said the first 5 so far.

06-25-2008, 11:47 AM	#1
heydarehowareyou Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 13	42 phrases I have been given an order/dare. I must ask everyone here to give me phrases to say the next 42 times I come. Whether it's sex or masturbation. And if it's sex, I can't tell my girl friend why I said it unless she threatens to "end her association with me and my tiny penis" if I don't. So... what should I say?

06-25-2008, 11:51 AM	#2
MstDynamic Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: UK Posts: 176	you must say 'Damm I'm better than spongebob squarepants' __________________ Dynamic is the one word that sums it all up Add me on kik mstdynamic

06-25-2008, 06:32 PM	#3
Robert_Z_man getDare Devil Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,201 Blog Entries: 6	Can i have waffles with that grand slam Peanut Butter Jell Time There just random fun lol __________________ Likes: Humiliation,Thongs,ANAL PLAY(SEE TOYS),HIDDEN PUBLIC,Ballbsting/CBT,Pain,Denial,Nudity(not fully in public)..Anything creative not in limits Punishments:wetting pants,Squats,Pushups,,Spanking,Wax play,Whipping HARD LIMITS:Toothpaste,POOP,Food,Blood,Pictures,Cross-dress,Involving others/pictures,public nudity,Public Masterbation PM DARES TOYS/TOOLS/EQUIPMENT I AM HAPPLY TAKEN, AND WILL RESPECT MY PARTNER BY NOT ENGAGING IN PERSONAL CONVERSATIONS, PM DARES ARE WELCOME

06-25-2008, 11:58 PM	#4
Nohbdy123 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: USA Posts: 102	How do you like THEM apples? Oh shit! I shot my cat! AND THEN THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT! Titties and beer. That's the FGTX 2000 model. It uber pwns. Hey, hey... calm down, you're not gonna die. ...And just as the last spurt shot out, the man in the black mask sliced the boy's head off. girly voice Hee hee hee! That tickles!

06-26-2008, 12:47 PM	#7
onknees getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris Posts: 494	Perfect so you have to tell "Looks like I'm gonna have to take care of myself a LOT" next time you cum you can also tell "OOOOhhhhh it was better 2 hours ago" (Of course its more funny if your GF was not with you 2 hours ago !)

06-26-2008, 12:57 PM	#8
NJTallGuy Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ in USA Posts: 82	If sex with GF you must say "Damn babe! That was better than last night at work!" If by yourself masturbating, then you must say loudly "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok!"

06-27-2008, 08:33 PM	#9
heydarehowareyou Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 13	Just to keep people updated, I've said the first 5 so far.