Household stuff

[Seedsy]

OK, i was hoping just because i was reading and i thought that this would be a good idea.

Please reply with any household items you feel could possibly be used by a Master/Mistress to have the slave insert it up there ass.

I'm going to start with
1. Carrots
2. Small Balls (bouncing balls ect...)
3. Cucumbers
4. Golfballs (for all those lovely golfers)
5. Candles (refer to other posts on how to use them)
6. Ice Cubes
7. Cell Phones...

Masterpain:
8 plunger handle
9 curling iron (not plugged in)
10 pens and penciles(causon of the pointy tip)
11 small flashlight
12 small bottle(warning for suction and broken glass)
13 popcicle

Roughty:
14. screw driver handle
15. small areosol can
16. tv remote

df6wen:
17. old computer mouse
18. Liquid detergent (only partially)
19. Hairbrush handle

Looking4somename:
18. a spoon (maybe even lick it later or something)
19. panties / a sock / a small article of clothing (won't be easy though)
20. water on any other liquid, just make sure that the liquid won't cause any damage. something based on water or the likes is preferable.
21. fingers, duh. maybe even a full fist (sounds kinda hard, though)
22. an umbrella with the right shape (caution of pointy ends)
23. thooth brush, the electric could be interesting. do try to wash it very well before sticking it back in your theeth, tough
24. a small calculator
25. computer mouse (i would advise against trying it with a real mouse..)
26. joystick - well.. it is called "joy stick" for a reason, isn't it?
27. a bottle or a can of whatever size that could fit in
28. a small toy-car of some sorts.. maybe even a small remote one. (sort of like Jackass)
29. a dildo or a vibrator if you've got one around
30. a small item of your brother/sister, without telling him/her ofcourse
31. a stone (if u pick one from a garden or whatever, try to wash it before hand. health's first, you know)
32. carot / corn.. and then cooking it and eating it
33. whipped cream - has anyone ever heard of someone who tried that? (anyway, be causios. who knows if it has any side efects?)
34. a small booklet. reading it later would be interesting
35. a small lamp or one that is shaped in a way that will allow u to insert atleast a part of it
36. a sausage (well, if you can't have the real thing, you can always settle for an edible fake)
37. fruits, fruits, fruits - whatever you have at home that can go in

xatm092

38. A numer of pens / pencils
39. A banana
40. An umbrealla handle.
41. A cork

I'll leave the rest to you people.... Adding new ones to the top so its easier to read!

[MasterPain]

8 plunger handle
9 curling iron (not plugged in)
10 pens and penciles(causon of the pointy tip)
11 small flashlight
12 small bottle(warning for suction and broken glass)
13 popcicle

[Roughty]

14. screw driver handle
15. small areosol can
16. tv remote

[df6wen]

17. old computer mouse
18. Liquid detergent (only partially)
19. Hairbrush handle

[Looking4somename]

Let's see if I can get another 20.

17. a spoon (maybe even lick it later or something)
18. panties / a sock / a small article of clothing (won't be easy though)
19. water on any other liquid, just make sure that the liquid won't cause any damage. something based on water or the likes is preferable.
20. fingers, duh. maybe even a full fist (sounds kinda hard, though)
21. an umbrella with the right shape (caution of pointy ends)
22. fruits, fruits, fruits - whatever you have at home that can go in
23. thooth brush, the electric could be interesting. do try to wash it very well before sticking it back in your theeth, tough
24. a small calculator
25. computer mouse (i would advise against trying it with a real mouse..)
26. joystick - well.. it is called "joy stick" for a reason, isn't it?
27. a bottle or a can of whatever size that could fit in
28. a small toy-car of some sorts.. maybe even a small remote one. (sort of like Jackass)
29. a dildo or a vibrator if you've got one around
30. a small item of your brother/sister, without telling him/her ofcourse
31. a stone (if u pick one from a garden or whatever, try to wash it before hand. health's first, you know)
32. carot / corn.. and then cooking it and eating it
33. whipped cream - has anyone ever heard of someone who tried that? (anyway, be causios. who knows if it has any side efects?)
34. a small booklet. reading it later would be interesting
35. a small lamp or one that is shaped in a way that will allow u to insert atleast a part of it
36. a sausage (well, if you can't have the real thing, you can always settle for an edible fake)

[Seedsy]

any more?? so far we have a very good list!

[xatm092]

37. A cork
38. A numer of pens / pencils
39. A banana
40. An umbrealla handle.

[Slave_needs_master]

hehe thats pretty extensive list. Just be careful with the fruits and veggies... make sure to wash them thoroughly before hand seeing as you dont want to get any infections.

[Seedsy]

OK PEOPLE! GOOD LIST SO FAR! but WE HAVE TO GET TO 50 ATLEAST! lol Coome on people! Where's Sandy when you need her :P

[Sennia]

If you're going to count dildos, might as well add buttplugs and anal beads... theyre household items for some people!

Other ones I can think of, are chocolate/candy bars, a roll/tube of something (ie a cling film roll, or a smarties tube), marbles, and for you videogame fans out there, a wiimote.

[Seedsy]

Originally Posted by Sennia

and for you videogame fans out there, a wiimote.

LMAO nice job with the Wii mote. but how about we make it Video Game Controllers :P include the nunchuck lol

[Hampers]

Lollipop
Piece of rope/string with knots in it
If you're very good, a chair leg.

[Sum]

ice cubes (holding the water in while they melt is fun)
root ginger

[Sum]

and off subject hampers is that the cat empire logo i see before me? kudos

[Hampers]

Yes it is!
+1 internets to sum1!
Now, back on topic, how about a thin-ish webcam? (obviously inside a condom or other wrapping)