Puns! Puns! Puns! - Page 7

An_Jon · 06-07-2015, 04:40 PM

I love demolition companies, they do smashing work

MALEficent · 06-07-2015, 04:53 PM

What do you say to a dead slice of cake? Rest in Piece

techiegirl · 06-07-2015, 09:38 PM

Oh, fantastic I have so many puns

Where did Noah keep the bees? In the Arch Hives

How to be cool:
A That sunglasses emoticon
B)

What do french people call a really bad thursday?
A trajeudi

PlagueBringer · 06-07-2015, 10:13 PM

Spoiler:

What did one orphan say to another?

To the BatCave, Robin!

r.a Nicky · 06-07-2015, 10:18 PM

I have a ton of thi have a ton of these
1.when chemists die they barium
2.i tried to catch some fog. But I mist
3. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can brake anytime
4.i stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me
5. Why were Indians here first. Because they had reservations
6. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds
7.I didn't like my beard at first.. Then it grew on me
8. Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery
9. When you get a bladder infection you're in trouble
10. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray are seasoned veterans

revealed · 06-08-2015, 02:08 AM

Why can't you hear the pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.

"Could you please call me a taxi?" "You're a taxi"

What's something that's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

Sasahara · 06-08-2015, 02:10 AM

A salmon was swimming upstream to spawn. Suddenly, he ran into a concrete wall. He thought, "Dam!"

PlagueBringer · 06-08-2015, 10:48 PM

What's black, white, and red all over?
A newspaper.

What's red, white, and black all over?
Certain roadkill.

An_Jon · 06-10-2015, 03:19 PM

What do God and Santa Clause have in common?

Omipresents.

*Bows*

(I realise you cold also say 'fiction' - but that's either offensive or breaking some awkward news to someone :P)

06-07-2015, 04:40 PM	#91
An_Jon Distinguished Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Uk Posts: 603 Blog Entries: 71	I love demolition companies, they do smashing work __________________ Hi, I'm Jon! I like talking to new people. Come and say hello if you'd like to get to know me 26 \| M \| UK \| Bisexual \| Switch \| Punmaster About Me \| My Blog \| BDSM Test Come and play with me: My AMA My KIK - and rules on using it!

06-07-2015, 04:53 PM	#92
MALEficent Distinguished Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 546 Blog Entries: 5	What do you say to a dead slice of cake? Rest in Piece __________________ Male/Gay/Gender Fluid/Switch Edge counter: 100/100 Likes: humiliation, body writing, omorashi, wedgies, exercise, rules, watersports, pet play, age play, wax, sounding, roleplay, socks, ballbusting, underwear, edging, denial, spanking, socks, foot torture, messy; Dislikes: shaving, anal, long; Limits: public(includes pictures), truths, crossdressing, scat/puke, family, friends, permanent damage, blood PM Dares/Rules; Toy list. Beast is so harsh, I prefer MALEficent.

06-07-2015, 09:38 PM	#93
techiegirl Distinguished Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Beneath the many eyes of Trell Posts: 587 Blog Entries: 91	Oh, fantastic I have so many puns Where did Noah keep the bees? In the Arch Hives How to be cool: A That sunglasses emoticon B) What do french people call a really bad thursday? A trajeudi __________________ 21~F~Brat Likes and Such [23:52:04] RiskyFlame: techiegirl is very real #modapproved

06-07-2015, 10:13 PM	#94
PlagueBringer getDare Devil Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 1,337 Blog Entries: 7	Spoiler: What did one orphan say to another? To the BatCave, Robin! __________________ *Likes: ABDL, Anal Play, Cum, Desperation, Dressing Up, Enemas, Forced Messing, Humiliation, Watersports Dislikes: Pain, CBT, Minor Public, Wax Play, Long Dares, Minor Messy Non-Negotiable Limits*: Major Public, Eating Scat, Messy, Vomit --- PM Dares and Supply List! --- BAD BABY! If you see me curse in any of my posts or PMs you are obligated to give me a punishment! For each bad word I say in a post pointed out, I must change the post (if possible) and smack my balls 10 times.

06-07-2015, 10:18 PM	#95
r.a Nicky Member Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 61 Blog Entries: 1	I have a ton of thi have a ton of these 1.when chemists die they barium 2.i tried to catch some fog. But I mist 3. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can brake anytime 4.i stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me 5. Why were Indians here first. Because they had reservations 6. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds 7.I didn't like my beard at first.. Then it grew on me 8. Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery 9. When you get a bladder infection you're in trouble 10. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray are seasoned veterans __________________ Male/25 Kik: R.aNicky Likes: nipple torture, edges, humiliation, orgasm control, cbt, truths, masturbation instructions, bets with forfeits, Punishment: edging, commando, shaving, willing to risk cum eating, denial Limits: poo eating, pee drinking, public nudity, social suicide, family, anal, and pics and vids

06-08-2015, 02:08 AM	#96
revealed getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 262	Why can't you hear the pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because it's extinct. "Could you please call me a taxi?" "You're a taxi" What's something that's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. __________________ Likes Breast/ Nipple Torture Double Penetration Not too extreme Creativity, something unique and though about Ice Humiliation Mild hidden Public Bladder control Dislikes Scat, extreme anal, extreme pain, mouth soaping, corner time, rice Limits Public, Pics, Cam, Permanent, Stupidity, Impossible

06-08-2015, 02:10 AM	#97
Sasahara getDare Devil Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 1,404	A salmon was swimming upstream to spawn. Suddenly, he ran into a concrete wall. He thought, "Dam!"

06-08-2015, 10:48 PM	#98
PlagueBringer getDare Devil Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 1,337 Blog Entries: 7	What's black, white, and red all over? A newspaper. What's red, white, and black all over? Certain roadkill. __________________ *Likes: ABDL, Anal Play, Cum, Desperation, Dressing Up, Enemas, Forced Messing, Humiliation, Watersports Dislikes: Pain, CBT, Minor Public, Wax Play, Long Dares, Minor Messy Non-Negotiable Limits*: Major Public, Eating Scat, Messy, Vomit --- PM Dares and Supply List! --- BAD BABY! If you see me curse in any of my posts or PMs you are obligated to give me a punishment! For each bad word I say in a post pointed out, I must change the post (if possible) and smack my balls 10 times.

06-10-2015, 03:19 PM	#99
An_Jon Distinguished Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Uk Posts: 603 Blog Entries: 71	What do God and Santa Clause have in common? Omipresents. Bows (I realise you cold also say 'fiction' - but that's either offensive or breaking some awkward news to someone :P) __________________ Hi, I'm Jon! I like talking to new people. Come and say hello if you'd like to get to know me 26 \| M \| UK \| Bisexual \| Switch \| Punmaster About Me \| My Blog \| BDSM Test Come and play with me: My AMA My KIK - and rules on using it!