Scenes We'd Like To See... - Page 3

Nick · 02-11-2010, 07:55 PM

So many funny things on here....

Random Man: "SPOILER! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!"
Harry: "Yeah, it's a little late for that...."

"MY GOD! Those muggles have a magical rag called a sham-wow that can clean up any stain or spill in their household! How did they get their hands on so many magic items?!"

Ron- "Okay, let me get this straight..... we know the spells that can control people, torture them and kill them. Our friend has a troll for a brother, a pet dragon and a pet 3 headed dog. Plus we have an invisibility cloak. And you're telling me we can't just go rob a bunch of muggle banks, get filthy rich and not have to go fight and probably lose against a super powerful dark lord..... WHAT THE HELL?!"

Demon Thief · 02-11-2010, 11:47 PM

Harry: You Dark wizards may have all this power, but I have a weapon that none of you can beat - a GUN!

Star Shadows · 02-12-2010, 09:10 AM

Dumbledore: Ok so we made a tiincy little mistake.
Harry: Yess...
Dumbledore: I dont really know how to tell you this.
Malfoy: Potters adopted!! haha not so special now are you

Ron: You slept with who???
Hermioni: Tiger woods. and it isnt any of your buisiness everyones doing it... even Harry, Hagrid, Fluffy and Dumbledore

Bellatrix: I have decided, I don't want to be a deatheater anymore... I want to be a ballerina

Slenderman - Doctor · 02-12-2010, 09:12 AM

Round Four

~ Things you wouldn't want to hear in a Fire Safety video ~

GO!

Star Shadows · 02-12-2010, 10:43 AM

"In the case of a fire- burn up and die"

"Now to our resident pyromaniac."

"Fire is hot. keep away... The End."

"If you want to survive a fire. Stop watching this piece of **** and run."

"Haha haha look that dude is on fire... haha haha and that... is how not to survive a fire, haha haha"

dared to perfection · 02-12-2010, 12:20 PM

when the alarm sounds there are 2 things to remember.
1. Every man for himself
2. Don't forget to loot as much as possible on your way out

Whilst soaking the room with petrol for insurance fraud, make sure you don't splash any on yourself, the policy doesn't cover personnel just the building

smilerdude · 02-12-2010, 12:23 PM

"...and finally, if you want to keep kids entertained whilst you're busy doing other things, let them play with matches."

<At OAP's home>"Fireman Smith you're meant to strip your uniform off, douse yourself with baby oil and girate your groin in the old dear's face!"

Hg. · 02-12-2010, 01:49 PM

'..and that's how to prevent fire'
'..Sarge..'
'Yeees'
'..Your hair..'
*glances upwards*
'Oh Shii-Get the extinguisher. NOW'

'Ok, we need a new training exercise.. See that house over there - Burn it. Points for how many inhabitants you save. GO'

'Wrong fire'

slave1987 · 02-12-2010, 02:00 PM

"This tape will self destruct in 10 seconds!"

Slenderman - Doctor · 02-12-2010, 02:23 PM

In this video, we'll be explaining how to go about putting out a fire. See you after the ad break

Night-1991 · 02-13-2010, 11:24 PM

A very special guest will be teaching your kids Fire Safety. Mr Arthur Brown!.
" I am the god of hell fire and I bring you: FIRE!!!"

You can put out a fire, with a good dose of Anal Lube! (Anyone who has the Too Hot For TV 2 DVD will get this)

SlutPuppy · 02-14-2010, 03:35 AM

"And now that you know all about fire kids, WHO WANTS SOME MATCHES TO GO PLAY WITH IN THE WOODS?!"

"Chief, what's that smell?"
"Oh, that? It's just my lunch cooking."
"WHY IS IT ON FIRE?!?!"
"The microwave wasn't working."

How do you get rid of matches? Burn them.

Jayce · 02-14-2010, 04:30 AM

"Wait so if you're from Africa why are you white?"
"OMG Karren you can't just go around asking people why they are white, you dumb, slut and stop having insestrial relationships with your FIRST cousin!"

Slenderman - Doctor · 02-14-2010, 11:37 AM

Round Five

~ Famous last words ~

GO!

Slenderman - Doctor · 02-14-2010, 11:39 AM

"The meaning of life is ---"

"C U L8R LOL BRB"

"G2G"

02-11-2010, 07:55 PM	#31
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02-11-2010, 11:47 PM	#32
Demon Thief getDare Devil Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: In the US Posts: 1,011	Harry: You Dark wizards may have all this power, but I have a weapon that none of you can beat - a GUN! __________________ "How many seconds in eternity?" And the shepherd's boy says, "this is a mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it. Every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away then the first second of eternity will have passed." You must think that's a hell of a long time. Personally, I think that's a hell of a bird. 14 years on GetDare!

02-12-2010, 09:10 AM	#33
Star Shadows Prodigy Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Uk Posts: 4,707 Blog Entries: 13	Dumbledore: Ok so we made a tiincy little mistake. Harry: Yess... Dumbledore: I dont really know how to tell you this. Malfoy: Potters adopted!! haha not so special now are you Ron: You slept with who??? Hermioni: Tiger woods. and it isnt any of your buisiness everyones doing it... even Harry, Hagrid, Fluffy and Dumbledore Bellatrix: I have decided, I don't want to be a deatheater anymore... I want to be a ballerina __________________ Do not ask me for to be your slave, your mistress, or to give you truths or dares. You're wasting your time. Informative threads: Anonymous S/M advice service Threads of note PM MEGET S/M ADVICE WORSHIPS RACHIE**

02-12-2010, 10:43 AM	#35
Star Shadows Prodigy Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Uk Posts: 4,707 Blog Entries: 13	"In the case of a fire- burn up and die" "Now to our resident pyromaniac." "Fire is hot. keep away... The End." "If you want to survive a fire. Stop watching this piece of ** and run." "Haha haha look that dude is on fire... haha haha and that... is how not to survive a fire, haha haha" __________________ Do not ask me for to be your slave, your mistress, or to give you truths or dares. You're wasting your time. Informative threads: Anonymous S/M advice service Threads of note PM MEGET S/M ADVICE WORSHIPS RACHIE

02-12-2010, 12:20 PM	#36
dared to perfection getDare Devil Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: the best parts of the UK Posts: 1,085 Blog Entries: 1	when the alarm sounds there are 2 things to remember. 1. Every man for himself 2. Don't forget to loot as much as possible on your way out Whilst soaking the room with petrol for insurance fraud, make sure you don't splash any on yourself, the policy doesn't cover personnel just the building __________________ If I receive a PM saying 'frustrate' I will wear my chastity belt for a duration of their choice. OR if no duration is stated, just for the remainder of that day. I'm on FetLife too - ask and I will tell!

02-12-2010, 09:12 AM	#34
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	Round Four ~ Things you wouldn't want to hear in a Fire Safety video ~ GO!

02-12-2010, 12:23 PM	#37
smilerdude Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 88	"...and finally, if you want to keep kids entertained whilst you're busy doing other things, let them play with matches." <At OAP's home>"Fireman Smith you're meant to strip your uniform off, douse yourself with baby oil and girate your groin in the old dear's face!"

02-12-2010, 01:49 PM	#38
Hg. getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: England Posts: 385	'..and that's how to prevent fire' '..Sarge..' 'Yeees' '..Your hair..' glances upwards 'Oh Shii-Get the extinguisher. NOW' 'Ok, we need a new training exercise.. See that house over there - Burn it. Points for how many inhabitants you save. GO' 'Wrong fire' __________________ . . . .Male Hard Limits:.Public/Permanent/Illegal/Fecal matter/Family/ Friends/Severe pain/Xdressing Dislikes: . .. Involving Urea or Semen/Medium pain I reserve the right to refuse to do any dare, and to subsequently update my limits from there Up to hard limits is OK ..Not frequently active anymore Last edited by Hg.; 02-12-2010 at 01:52 PM.

02-12-2010, 02:00 PM	#39
slave1987 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 430	"This tape will self destruct in 10 seconds!"

02-12-2010, 02:23 PM	#40
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	In this video, we'll be explaining how to go about putting out a fire. See you after the ad break

02-13-2010, 11:24 PM	#41
Night-1991 Account Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,216 Blog Entries: 86	A very special guest will be teaching your kids Fire Safety. Mr Arthur Brown!. " I am the god of hell fire and I bring you: FIRE!!!" You can put out a fire, with a good dose of Anal Lube! (Anyone who has the Too Hot For TV 2 DVD will get this) Last edited by Night-1991; 02-13-2010 at 11:29 PM.

02-14-2010, 03:35 AM	#42
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02-14-2010, 04:30 AM	#43
Jayce Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 46	"Wait so if you're from Africa why are you white?" "OMG Karren you can't just go around asking people why they are white, you dumb, slut and stop having insestrial relationships with your FIRST cousin!"

02-14-2010, 11:37 AM	#44
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	Round Five ~ Famous last words ~ GO!

02-14-2010, 11:39 AM	#45
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	"The meaning of life is ---" "C U L8R LOL BRB" "G2G"