Naughty knotted mutt

[Masomister]

This thread is a result of GD's unofficial Plug of War on the discord.

Rules: per your typical spam thread you can utilize up to 2 keywords per post but have to wait until someone else has posted to post again.

Individuals who participated in PoW may post up to twice before having to wait on another individual to post.

Only 3 keywords:
Size: Votes to bump up what size of knot is in my rump.
Time: Adds the current time value to largest plug unlocked
Spritz: during my next lubing session I'll add something spicy

To participate that is all the more knowledge you need. Size makes toy bigger, Time keeps me plugged, and Spritz makes it spicy. The exact math on how all that works is below for my fellow nerds.

First, to help prevent infinite from happening, every post automatically counts as both a Size and a Time in addition to the keywords you used.

Size unlocks:
My post unlocks 1.25 inch Wide knot
25 additional votes unlocks 1.7 inch Wide knot
50 additional votes unlocks 2.2 inch Wide knot
75 additional votes unlocks 2.8 inch Wide knot
100 additional votes unlocks 3.4 inch Wide knot
250 additional votes unlocks 3.55 inch Wide knot
500 additional votes unlocks 3.9 inch Wide knot
1,000 additional votes unlocks 4.25 inch Wide knot
2,500 additional votes unlocks 4.7 inch Wide knot

Time will always be decreasing by 0.1% anytime it is used, but increase by 10min anytime a new size is unlocked. It will start at 60 minutes.

I will start plugging @ 00:00 EST 4/25 and unplug when I catch up.