Darkest Dungeon - The getDare state

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Welcome to my new state, if you are looking for aventure, gold, knowledge or redemption, you came to the right place!

Hello good ppl of gD! I'm starting a new Darkest Dungeon campaign and thought I'd be a nice way to give me inspiration for dares, using the vast rng of the game as a big task roulette

Darkest Dungeon is an RPG dungeon crawler, in which you control a roster of heroes, leading them into the dungeons and managing their stress/quirks in between.
I want you to sign up as a hero on my new state and I'll give out dares base on your character quirks and performance on the game. You don't need to know anything about the actual game in order to participate, I'll be using the game randomness, your in game class and your likes/limits to give individual tasks.
Sing up by posting on this thead, pick a hero you'd like to be in the game and I'll give you dares as I play the game.

Notes: I'm playing on the darkest difficulty, with all the DLC installed. I'll never dismiss claimed heroes and I'll manage their quirks/diseases, skills and trinkets to my playstyle, but we can make some exceptions as the game goes on.

Hero classes (pick one for you):

Abomination - Tortured and reclusive... this man is more dangerous than he seems...
Arbalest/Musketeer - Shoot, bandage and pillage: the dancing steps of war.
Bounty Hunter - The thrill of the hunt... The promise of payment...
Crusader -A mighty sword-hand anchored by a holy purpose. A zealous warrior.
Flagellant - Awash in blood and delusion, he bears the burden of a thousand lifetimes.
Grave Robber - To those with the keen eye, gold gleams like a dagger's point.
Hellion - Barbaric rage and unrelenting savagery make for a powerful ally.
Highwayman - Elusive, evasive, persistent. Righteous traits for a rogue.
Houndmaster - A lawman and his faithful beast. A bond forged by battle and bloodshed.
Jester - He will be laughing still... at the end.
Leper - This man understands that adversity and existence are one and the same.
Man-at-Arms - The raw strength of youth may be spent, but his eyes hold the secrets of a hundred campaigns.
Occultist - To fight the abyss, one must know it..
Plague Doctor - What better laboratory than the blood-soaked battlefield?
Shieldbreaker - Shifting, swaying—she mesmerizes her prey before the final strike.
Vestal - A sister of battle. Pious and unrelenting.

Every in game week, new heroes show up, I'm starting on game week 3, just after the tutorial.

You can pick one of the heroes that are just waiting to be claimed in game, from the list below, or leave your preferred class and you will automatically claim the next available, when they show up in game

Unclaimed Roster:
(1)Vestal
(1)Occultist
(1)Leper
(1)Houndmaster
(1)Bounty Hunter
(1)Arbalest

Roster
lv2 Highwayman - BabyWeirdo
lv2 Crusader - Larah
lv1 Plague Doctor - jo_
lv1 Vestal - vincentio
lv1 Grave Robber - Angel12345
lv0 Shieldbreaker - crazyanal

next Jester - piopio1949
next Flagellant - redass_slave


You may leave the thread at any time. The dares will be based upon on your likes/limits, so please have them somewhere on your profile

[BabyWeirdo]

Can I be the Highwayman?

I would love to be the Jester, not just because they make a fool of themselves but also because way back in history they used to be the only people at court allowed to tell honest truths about and to those in power

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Originally Posted by BabyWeirdo

Can I be the Highwayman?

I would love to be the Jester, not just because they make a fool of themselves but also because way back in history they used to be the only people at court allowed to tell honest truths about and to those in power

Sure! The list is updated

haha, I like the lore about the jester
you may claim one jester and change your class later

[Larah]

I’m in as crusader.

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Originally Posted by Larah

I’m in as crusader.

welcome!
Two more and we have a party

[Butterfly's Prisoner]

Hi! I'd like to be a Jester.

[SleepingOnAMoon]

I would like to be in as a Plague Doctor.

[Victoria85]

I will join in as the Vestal. My natural MMORPG role anyway

[Angel12345]

I will join in as the grave robber!

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Nice
I'll do the first run now with BabyWeirdo, Larah, jo_ and vincentio
glad we have vincentio for the healer!

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On week 2 BabyWeirdo, Larah, jo_ and vincentio went to the ruins

On week 3 BabyWeirdo, Larah, Angel12345 and vincentio went to the weald

BabyWeirdo is a known cheat around the hamlet, after being denied entering the gambling hall, he went to bed early.
DARE: BED-TIME! for you, but stay for only 1 hour

You have good quirks, but for some reason you kept missing and making your teammates get hit, so for that off to the stock you go. While you are in the stock you pee yourself for the whole town to see!
DARE: Stay in pee soaked diapers for 2 hours


Larah did a great job tanking damage and killing the enemies, but the blunt hits on your heavy armor for two weeks of work without rest left your chest bruised.
DARE: slap your boobs 50 times each, with a belt, light hits.

Your trinket was the warrior's bracer, increased damage, but less dodge
DARE: for the next week, increase the hit amount by 10% for any spanking dares you do.

You are a Kleptomaniac and got caught stealing my heirlooms, as your performance was good, I'll leave you just with light punishment. You also have the Early Riser quirk, so:
DARE: Edge once before leaving your bed.


jo_ did a good job on the first week, but got gangbanged by the Bone Coutier's wine and a Madman's accusations, leaving him too stressed out to go again.
DARE: Do 3 sets of 20 squats, throw a cup of water on your face after each set

You went to the abbey to meditate and de-stress
DARE: Do 15 min of respiration training, then 15 min following a yoga instructional video. All while naked


vincentio besides having bad quirks, like Risktaker, had a great performance on both weeks.
DARE: Risktaker: for the next week, any time you get a dare that includes your loves, outside of this thread, ask the giver to be meaner and increase the amount of time/hits, etc for the task. It may go well or you may get a punishment for being greedy :P

As you are a nun, keep your thoughts of indecency away
DARE: For the next week, lock yourself in chastity at least 1 hour per day


Angel12345 Also had a good performance, no punishments from me this week, but as you are a Flagellant(quirk) you can only de-stress in the penance hall
DARE: Any time you masturbate or do a dare for the next week, you must spank your ass cheeks and back of your tights 20 times on each side, with a belt, and just before cumming you must slap your balls 5 times with your hand.

Your trinket was the slippery boots, plus dodge, but lower move resist
DARE for the next week your balance is a bit off, you must crawl most of the time you are alone to get around on your house


Nice start! I'm more busy in the weekdays, so I don't know if i'll get a chance to play again until next weekend, anyway I'll keep you updated if i do.

There are new heroes on the roster!

[redass_slave]

I would like to join as a flagellant

[crazyanal]

Great idea. May I be shieldbreaker please

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Thanks, roster updated!


jo_ I'm sorry, how could I forget, you are a plague doctor, but as we are just getting started with the town, we don't have any fancy herbs or spices to resupply you mask. You'll have to make do with something else until we get more supplies...
DARE: Tape a used sock/underwear to your nose for 15 minutes per day for the next week. The stronger the odor, the better, you have to protect yourself against the miasma while attending to the sick.

[tallguy2241]

I would like to volunteer for the Occultist position.