Ask worm Jaro anything (and spank him!)

[qmu]

Given you want to break your record I am just going to help by posting as much random questions as I can think of...

1. Would you keep spanking yourself over the questions spanks to break your record?
2. Do you find bruises or lasting pain arousing to want for that to happen?
3. Aside from balls, what would be the most painful place for spankings?
4. What do you think would be the weirdest implement to do the spanks that would still work?
5. Do you wash your flip-flops before you begin the spankings?
6. What do you think would be the most painful position to receive the spankings?
7. What would you say I said to do these spanks to the face using your dildo?
8. Do you do these changing spots along your butt or always on the same spot? Why?
9. Can you touch your toes without bending your knees?
10. Did you try before answering? If yes, were you uncertain you can? If not, are you certain you cannot?
11. Have you ever tried to lick your elbows?
12. When I "and now you can't find a comfortable place for your tongue in your mouth" does it get uncomfortable?
13. What if I say "you are now aware of your breathing" does it get uncomfortable?
14. Can you curl your tongue?
15. Can you do a Vulcan salute?
16. Is there any type of exercise you really like doing?
17. Is there any one you dread to even try?
18. Is there any kind of dance you would like to learn?
19. Have you ever seen a double rainbow?
20. Have you ever seen lightning strike something?
21. Do you like fireworks?
22. Do you prefer flat cities or ones with several ups and downs?
23. Can you shave without a mirror?
24. How often do you cut yourself while shaving?
25. Do you like museums?
26. What's the museum you visited you like the most?
27. Is there any museum you would like to visit?
28. Have you ever been to a natural monument?
29. Is there a natural monument you would like to visit?
30. Which of the New7Wonders of the World you like the most?
31. Can you ride horses?
32. Can you ride a bike?
33. Can you ride motorcycles?
34. Have you ever jumped with a handglider? If not would you like to?
35. Have you ever flown with a glider? If not would you like to?
36. Have you ever rode a balloon? If not would you like to?
37. DO you like reading?
38. How many books do you read on average per year?
39. Are you nearsighed, farsighed or has astigmatism?
40. What strength are your glasses?
41. Do you lose your glasses often?
42. Is it easier to walk with or without them?
43. Can you see at all without glasses? If not, did yo take them in your jungle travel you talked about in other questions?
44. Do you like tea?
45. Which kind of tea is your favorite?
46. Which kind of wine is your favorite?
47. Have you ever drank green wine?
48. Do you like sweet foods or sauces that are not desserts? Like barbecue sauce?
49. If you could steal everything from any person in the world without repercution, but making them lose everything, would you do it? Who would you steal from? Would you feel guilty about it?
50. Do you like or hate people who point out "physical innacuracies" in movies like there being no sound in space?
51. How important is historical accuracy for you in movies/books/etc?
52. What's your favorite instrument to listen to?
53. What's the instrument you find the most beautiful/astetically pleasing?
54. Have you ever fell for a "Look, behind you!" prank?

Originally Posted by Jaroface

23. Would you be mad if I said these questions were just for pure bratty mischief?
Nah, I don't get mad easily
50. Who is the best kitty on getdare?
I think I am supposed to answer 'you' to this question!

55. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?
56. Should Lightze be punished?
57. Are you mad I made a question about a sort of inside joke?
58. Is there any type of question that would get you mad, aside from personal information?
59. Do you find it strange I asked all these questions just to help you break your spanking record?
60. Are you mad or sad I am sleepy and don't think I can think of more questions and those were not enough? ._.'

[foxknot69]

Do you consider yourself a generally friendly person?

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by qmu

Given you want to break your record I am just going to help by posting as much random questions as I can think of...

My these are a lot of questions. I didn't expect that!

1. Would you keep spanking yourself over the questions spanks to break your record?
No. You'd think that would be the easy way to go but I still want to have them assigned. It simulates the idea of being spanked, although I guess it doesn't make much sense.

2. Do you find bruises or lasting pain arousing to want for that to happen?
Not necessarily arousing. It's more like the challenge of it and pushing myself. I do like the warm feeling it leaves on my ass and any marks are kind of to be worn with pride. That's mostly why I want them.
I guess the pain is a little arousing too. It depends a bit on the kind of pain.

3. Aside from balls, what would be the most painful place for spankings?
My thighs. That is really so painful. Much more so than ass, with the same implement.

4. What do you think would be the weirdest implement to do the spanks that would still work?
A human thigh bone

5. Do you wash your flip-flops before you begin the spankings?
No, I never actually thought of that. Maybe I really should.

6. What do you think would be the most painful position to receive the spankings?
I don't think position has any impact on the pain? If it does, please tell me because I'd like to know.

7. What would you say I said to do these spanks to the face using your dildo?
Haha! That would be pretty original. It doesn't sound too bad so I would do it.

8. Do you do these changing spots along your butt or always on the same spot? Why?
Always more or less the same. I think that is better to try and get marks.

9. Can you touch your toes without bending your knees?
I wasn't sure so I just tried. Nope.

10. Did you try before answering? If yes, were you uncertain you can? If not, are you certain you cannot?
Yeah, as I said I wasn't certain.

11. Have you ever tried to lick your elbows?
Yes

12. When I "and now you can't find a comfortable place for your tongue in your mouth" does it get uncomfortable?
No, but that's a cool idea.

13. What if I say "you are now aware of your breathing" does it get uncomfortable?
Haha! Nope.

14. Can you curl your tongue?
Not at all!

15. Can you do a Vulcan salute?
I can if I wanted to. I never wanted to.

16. Is there any type of exercise you really like doing?
Hiking, if that counts

17. Is there any one you dread to even try?
I guess running, although I have done that.

18. Is there any kind of dance you would like to learn?
Not really. But if I had to maybe the Tango.

19. Have you ever seen a double rainbow?
Yeah

20. Have you ever seen lightning strike something?
No, but I've seen the results of it

21. Do you like fireworks?
I like professional fireworks like shown in London or Sydney on new years. I don't like consumer fireworks because you spend a lot of money and then it still looks like crap. Also too many accidents happen when people use it themselves.

22. Do you prefer flat cities or ones with several ups and downs?
You mean like high rise? Skyscrapers? Or hills like in San Francisco.
I'm not really a city person at all, but a skyline with tall buildings does look cool, especially at night.

23. Can you shave without a mirror?
Yes

24. How often do you cut yourself while shaving?
Not too often

25. Do you like museums?
Not usually. I find them mostly boring and I am not one to read everything. I just rush through and only stop when I see something that catches my eye. But there are some museums that are really great like the Museum of Natural History in New York.

26. What's the museum you visited you like the most?
Museum of Natural History in New York

27. Is there any museum you would like to visit?
None spring to mind

28. Have you ever been to a natural monument?
Yeah

29. Is there a natural monument you would like to visit?
Yeah, the Grand Canyon, Bryce Canyon and Niagara Falls

30. Which of the New7Wonders of the World you like the most?
Of all these I've only see Machu Piccu and The Colloseum. Machu Piccu was fantastic so that would be my choice of what I've seen. Of the others, I would really love to visit Petra in Jordan.

31. Can you ride horses?
No, but I have a bit

32. Can you ride a bike?
Of course. I'm Dutch.

33. Can you ride motorcycles?
No

34. Have you ever jumped with a handglider? If not would you like to?
No, but I definitely would!

35. Have you ever flown with a glider? If not would you like to?
No, but I definitely would!

36. Have you ever rode a balloon? If not would you like to?
No, but I definitely would!

37. DO you like reading?
Sometimes. But mostly non-fiction

38. How many books do you read on average per year?
1-2

39. Are you nearsighed, farsighed or has astigmatism?
Nearsighted

40. What strength are your glasses?
-6 I think. I'm not entirely sure tbh

41. Do you lose your glasses often?
Nope. I wear contacts mostly by the way

42. Is it easier to walk with or without them?
I can walk well enough without glasses. But everything is just unsharp

43. Can you see at all without glasses? If not, did yo take them in your jungle travel you talked about in other questions?
I cannot see sharp without glasses so yes I take them. I pretty much always wear my contacts, except at night

44. Do you like tea?
Not really

45. Which kind of tea is your favorite?
Earl Grey, if I must choose

46. Which kind of wine is your favorite?
Chianti or Rioja

47. Have you ever drank green wine?
No, never heard of that actually

48. Do you like sweet foods or sauces that are not desserts? Like barbecue sauce?
Not really. I'm not a fan of sweet stuff in general.

49. If you could steal everything from any person in the world without repercution, but making them lose everything, would you do it? Who would you steal from? Would you feel guilty about it?
No, I'm not a thief

50. Do you like or hate people who point out "physical innacuracies" in movies like there being no sound in space?
I don't really have an opinion on that. If they feel like doing that then let them be

51. How important is historical accuracy for you in movies/books/etc?
Not too important. Unless it's a study book then yeah

52. What's your favorite instrument to listen to?
By itself? Piano

53. What's the instrument you find the most beautiful/astetically pleasing?
Piano

54. Have you ever fell for a "Look, behind you!" prank?
I think so

55. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?
Oh, I'm so sorry....

56. Should Lightze be punished?
Nah!

57. Are you mad I made a question about a sort of inside joke?
No. I don't get mad.

58. Is there any type of question that would get you mad, aside from personal information?
Perhaps "why are you such an idiot for posting such a stupid thread?" would get me a bit upset.

59. Do you find it strange I asked all these questions just to help you break your spanking record?
No, in fact I appreciate it! I really WANT to break that record and WANT to be in pain.

60. Are you mad or sad I am sleepy and don't think I can think of more questions and those were not enough? ._.'
I am a bit sad that you didn't ask more yes

So that's 190 ass spanks added! Thank you very much in helping me towards my goal.

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by foxknot69

Do you consider yourself a generally friendly person?

Hey, thank you for stopping by.
Yes, I do think I am rather friendly. At least I try to be.

Since this was your first post, your question is worth 33 spanks!

[BastyTheKitty]

I have no idea if this has been asked, despite having read every question, but 'ere goes...

Why do you like being spanked?
Is it fun to be in pain for you?
If so, why?

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by BastyTheKitty

I have no idea if this has been asked, despite having read every question, but 'ere goes...

It seems kittens are taking over my post lately!

Why do you like being spanked?
Because of the pain, the possible marks, the humiliation, the challenge to see how far I can go. The humiliation part of it would be much greater though if I actually were to be spanked by someone else.
Is it fun to be in pain for you?
Yeah, but it depends on the type of pain
If so, why?
Because a certain level of pain is arousing but also because of the feeling being 'proof' if having pushed myself and 'achieved' something.

Thank you for your questions. Being a first time poster this yields 39 more spanks to my ass. I might just break my record before tomorrow after all.

[MarvHarvey]

A few spanking questions:

1. At what age do you remember wanting to be spanked?
2. Did you want it to be hard, or a fun bum slapping?
3. What is the first instrument you can remember wanting to be spanked with?
4. How old were you when you learned what a riding crop was?
5. Have you ever been spanked like in your earliest fantasies?
6. Have you ever been spanked with that first implement you wanted?
7. Do you like starting off a spanking with some clothes, or immediately bare?
8. Do you prefer just bare bottom, or completely naked?
9. Would you prefer to be spanked while bound securely or having to hold yourself in position?
10. Which do you fantasize about most: bound or not?
11. Do you like to be made to count spanks out loud, maybe saying thank you?
12. Do you like spanks quick and fast, taking your breath away, or slow and harder, with time to feel the pain in between?
13. Do you imagine domestic discipline or school discipline scenes?
14. What about sports or fraternity hazing or punishment?
15. Would you accept being spanked by a man or only by a woman?
16. Would you like a fun birthday party where it was OK to have a birthday spanking in front of everyone?
17. Do you like the idea of being supervised with a whip while doing house work?
18. Would you like to try doing housework while partially bound, to make it harder?
19. Have you ever tried a humbler?
20. What about working out: would you like a coach with a whip to make sure you sweat and exercise hard?
21. Would you wear a chastity device if you had a keyholder?
22. What would you choose: one orgasm per week or a hard spanking every day?
23. When you watch (or watched in the past) TV or a movie where someone gets put into stocks or a pillory do you wish it could be you?
24. When you watch (or watched in the past) TV or a movie where someone gets spanked or caned do you wish it could be you?
25. When you watch (or watched in the past) TV or a movie where someone gets whipped in public view do you fantasize that it could be you?
26. Is there some other kind of punishment besides spanking that really turns you on?
27. How do you feel about the idea of being given bikini (top and bottom) tan lines as punishment?
28. How do you feel about the idea of being given a big and very obvious hickey (love bite) on your neck as punishment?
29. Would you like to try predicament bondage in very stressful positions?
30. Can you believe that I am running out of questions about spanking and punishment - what similar subjects interest you?

[Mr. Devious]

Hello again, the good news is, I have asked over half of my questions! I know you want to break your record so I'm going to ask 1/3 of my remaining questions. Have fun spankings.
Oh ya i almost forgot.... half your spanks to the sole of your left foot with the paint stick the other half to your right inner thigh, same tool.

501) Whats your favourite party game?
502) Is it acceptable or unacceptable to smack a child as form of disapline?
503) Can a hetrosexual male ever wear pink?
504) Is it criminal to wear socks with sandals?
505) If you were captain of a ship, what would you call it?
506) If you were to join an emergency service which would it be?
507) If you were to join one of the armed forced which would it be?
508) Whats the worst thing about being your gender?
509) Whats the best thing about being your gender?
510) If you swapped genders for a day how would you spend it?
511) If you were exiled what country would you choose as your new home?
512) Have you ever made someone cry?
513) Have you ever starred in a school play?
514) Were you a member of any celebrity fanclub?
515) Have you ever been a member of any other club?
516) If you could have a full scholarship to any university what would you choose to study?
517) Whats been your greatest ever day?
518) What historical period would you like to live in if you could go back in time?
519) What would you bring along to an idillic picnic?
520) Whats your favourite childrens story?
521) What movie ending really frustrated you? And how would you change it?
522) What three things do you think of most each day?
523) What do you call your evening meal? Dinner Tea or Supper?
524) What do you call your after meal sweet? Pudding or Dessert?
525) If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
526) Have you ever got sweet revenge on anyone?
527) Have you ever been to a live concert?
528) Have you ever been to see stand up comedy?
529) Have you ever needed stitches?
530) If you could invent brand new baby names what would they be?
531) Do your dreams ever tell you to do anything?
532) Who's your favourite radio DJ?
533) Whats the best way to your heart?
534) Do you know your own mobile phone number off by heart?
535) If you were a fashion designer, what style of clothing or accessories would you design?
536) Do you ever laugh at things you shouldn't?
537) Have you ever been in a submarine?
538) Have you ever walked out of a cinema before the film was done?
539) What song would you say best sums you up?
540) Do you have any old friends wou wish you could meet up with again?
541) Whats your favourite Nursury Rhyme?
542) Do you prefer metric or imperial measurements?
543) Who's your favourite monarch of all time?
544) What was the last thing you ate?
545) Whats your favourite farmyard animal?
546) If you could choose one celebrity to be the father/mother of your child who would it be?
547) What would you do if someone proposed to you tomorrow?
548) What are your 3 favourite internet sites?
549) How high can you jump?
550) Which fictional character do you wish was real?
551) Who was your first crush?
552) Whats the greatest thing about being your nationality?
553) Whats the least greatest thing about being your nationality?
554) Do you believe in destiny, fate or free will?
555) If you could talk to one species of animal which would it be?
556) If you had friends round what DVD's would you have to watch?
557) Do you like vanilla or chocolate?
558) Are you a giver or a receiver?
559) Do you have any enemies?
560) Are you scared of needles?
561) How many piercings do you have? if any
562) Have you ever got majorly lost trying to get somewhere?
563) How fast can you say the alphabet?
564) Do you say "Zee" or "Zed" to describe the letter Z?
565) What was the last thing to make you feel happy?
566) What was the last thing to make you feel angry?
567) You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time you're fired. Do you save the dog?
568) Are you the kind of friend you'd want to have as a friend yourself?
569) Do you have any questions or queries about things you're just to scared or embarassed to ask anyone about?
570) If you were a wrestler what would your stage name be?
571) and what would your special move be called?
572) Whats the most interesting thing you can see out of your nearest window?
573) Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls?
574) Have you ever needed an eye test?
575) Do you find yourself attractive?
576) Can you roll your R's?
577) What social class do you consider yourself or your family background to be in?
578) Do you know any magic tricks?
579) Whats the largest amount of money you've ever won?
580) Whats the largest amount of money you've spent in one spree?
581) Whats the largest amount of money you've had to borrow off of a friend or family member
582) Have you ever been on a cable car?
583) Do you prefer Honey or Jam?
584) Do you prefer the French or Germans?
585) How fast can you get changed?
586) How fast do you type?
587) How fast can you run?
588) Which is better, Mario or Sonic?
589) Whats your favourite biscuit to dunk?
590) Which would you rather have if you had to, a broken leg or a broken arm?
591) Do you read a daily newspaper?
592) Do you watch the news on TV?
593) Have you ever had anything published?
594) Do you believe in love at first sight?
595) How many remote controls do you have in your house?
596) Have you ever been in a hot tub or sauna?
597) Have you ever had chicken pox?
598) Do you own a lava lamp?
599) Are you glad these are almost over?
600) On a scale of 1-10 how random would you say these are?

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by MarvHarvey

...

1. At what age do you remember wanting to be spanked?
   36 actually. I don't recall ever wanting this before. My interest in S&M only really started since I joined this site a year ago.
   So I think this makes the rest of the answers a little less interesting?
   
2. Did you want it to be hard, or a fun bum slapping?
   Both
   
3. What is the first instrument you can remember wanting to be spanked with?
   Anything that works really
   
4. How old were you when you learned what a riding crop was?
   I don't know, during my teens perhaps? As an implement to use when riding a horse of course.
   
5. Have you ever been spanked like in your earliest fantasies?
   Nope
   
6. Have you ever been spanked with that first implement you wanted?
   Yep
   
7. Do you like starting off a spanking with some clothes, or immediately bare?
   Always naked
   
8. Do you prefer just bare bottom, or completely naked?
   Completely naked
   
9. Would you prefer to be spanked while bound securely or having to hold yourself in position?
   Bound securily, as bondage is a major love
   
10. Which do you fantasize about most: bound or not?
    Bound!
    
11. Do you like to be made to count spanks out loud, maybe saying thank you?
    Yes, that would be fun!
    
12. Do you like spanks quick and fast, taking your breath away, or slow and harder, with time to feel the pain in between?
    I am not sure. You know I have very little experience with spanking and I have never been spanked by someone else. I think slower and harder would be better but I'd have to experience both.
    
13. Do you imagine domestic discipline or school discipline scenes?
    The former maybe a little.
    
14. What about sports or fraternity hazing or punishment?
    No
    
15. Would you accept being spanked by a man or only by a woman?
    I would probably not accept being spanked by a man. Unless perhaps it's by order and/or supervision of a woman.
    
16. Would you like a fun birthday party where it was OK to have a birthday spanking in front of everyone?
    That depends highly on the crowed. But from the kink community? Yes, I think so.
    
17. Do you like the idea of being supervised with a whip while doing house work?
    Yes!!!!!
    
18. Would you like to try doing housework while partially bound, to make it harder?
    Yes!!!!!
    
19. Have you ever tried a humbler?
    No, but I would!
    
20. What about working out: would you like a coach with a whip to make sure you sweat and exercise hard?
    Yes, but not beyond what I can actually do.
    
21. Would you wear a chastity device if you had a keyholder?
    Yes!!! But there's just one person I would totally trust with that.
    
22. What would you choose: one orgasm per week or a hard spanking every day?
    For now? Hard spanking.
    
23. When you watch (or watched in the past) TV or a movie where someone gets put into stocks or a pillory do you wish it could be you?
    Sometimes.
    
24. When you watch (or watched in the past) TV or a movie where someone gets spanked or caned do you wish it could be you?
    Yes
    
25. When you watch (or watched in the past) TV or a movie where someone gets whipped in public view do you fantasize that it could be you?
    That depends on what kind of whipping. Not for the flesh ripping flogging like done in capital punishment or torture
    
26. Is there some other kind of punishment besides spanking that really turns you on?
    Personally, I don't regard spanking as a punishment because I like to be spanked. It's a funishment although it is painful. I guess maybe piss drinking is on the same level. I don't know what else. Piss drinking is something I definitely do not enjoy as it taste disgusting. But the humiliation aspect of it is kind of a turn on, but not a huge turn on.
    
27. How do you feel about the idea of being given bikini (top and bottom) tan lines as punishment?
    That would be odd. The punishment would actually be having to wear it for long enough outside to get that. I would feel pretty humiliated.
    
28. How do you feel about the idea of being given a big and very obvious hickey (love bite) on your neck as punishment?
    That would be okay. It's kind of fun.
    
29. Would you like to try predicament bondage in very stressful positions?
    Yes. I have. Butterfly enjoys these especially.
    
30. Can you believe that I am running out of questions about spanking and punishment - what similar subjects interest you?
    Similar? Sensation play and other kinds of phyisical 'torture' besides spanking.

That's 100 more ass spanks added!

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by asslvr

Hello again, the good news is, I have asked over half of my questions! I know you want to break your record so I'm going to ask 1/3 of my remaining questions. Have fun spankings.
Oh ya i almost forgot.... have your spanks to the sole of your left foot with the paint stick the other half to your right inner thiegh same tool.

Oh, those are painful!!

501) Whats your favourite party game?
Trivial Pursuit

502) Is it acceptable or unacceptable to smack a child as form of disapline?
Just a simple smack sometimes is acceptable I think. I know I have gotten a smack or two sometimes and I don't blame my parents for them. But I don't approve of something like a ritual spanking session or stuff like that.

503) Can a hetrosexual male ever wear pink?
They often do, like pink shirts mostely. Personally, I don't think pink looks very good on a man and (outside from humiliation kink) I would not wear it.

504) Is it criminal to wear socks with sandals?
It shouldn't be fined but I do think it's a form of bad taste, yes.

505) If you were captain of a ship, what would you call it?
'The Endeavor' is the first thing that comes to mind.

506) If you were to join an emergency service which would it be?
Thunderbirds! Does fictional count?

507) If you were to join one of the armed forced which would it be?
Navy Seals. I am a pacifist first and formost but if I must choose, it better be a top elite force.
Note that I am a very wimpy worm and the chances of me being tied up and spanked by the Queen of Jordan would be far far greater.

508) Whats the worst thing about being your gender?
Good question! That in romantic pursuits I have to do the hunting mostly. I'm not good at hunting.

509) Whats the best thing about being your gender?
Also a good question. Not being expected to wear makeup and look good all the time perhaps.

510) If you swapped genders for a day how would you spend it?
Probably play with my boobs all day. And try to get multiple orgasms.

511) If you were exiled what country would you choose as your new home?
Australia

512) Have you ever made someone cry?
Probably

513) Have you ever starred in a school play?
Yes. I remember it fondly. I was one of the leads.

514) Were you a member of any celebrity fanclub?
No, I think that would be very odd

515) Have you ever been a member of any other club?
Yes, but nothing exciting

516) If you could have a full scholarship to any university what would you choose to study?
Astrophysics

517) Whats been your greatest ever day?
I really don't know. I don't think I've ever had such a day.

518) What historical period would you like to live in if you could go back in time?
Late 19th century England. But then a little upped class else it's no fun.

519) What would you bring along to an idillic picnic?
A woman I hope

520) Whats your favourite childrens story?
As a child I really liked 'Sinterklaas' which, in a nutshell, is like the Dutch Santa Clause, does that count?

521) What movie ending really frustrated you? And how would you change it?
Oh I really can't recall any

522) What three things do you think of most each day?
Nowadays? My work, my apartment and kink!

523) What do you call your evening meal? Dinner Tea or Supper?
Dinner

524) What do you call your after meal sweet? Pudding or Dessert?
Dessert, but I rarely if ever have that

525) If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
"Don't operate under 25 degrees Centigrade"

526) Have you ever got sweet revenge on anyone?
No, I don't believe in revenge

527) Have you ever been to a live concert?
Yes

528) Have you ever been to see stand up comedy?
Yes

529) Have you ever needed stitches?
No

530) If you could invent brand new baby names what would they be?
This one is hard. Do I just make something up entirely?
How am I going to do that without torturing the child for life?
I think it's best to stick to the existing names, but I would choose something unique

531) Do your dreams ever tell you to do anything?
No, I hardly remember my dreams anyway

532) Who's your favourite radio DJ?
I don't have one

533) Whats the best way to your heart?
Be open minded and accept me for who I am

534) Do you know your own mobile phone number off by heart?
Yes

535) If you were a fashion designer, what style of clothing or accessories would you design?
Transparent shoes for women and heated flip flops.

536) Do you ever laugh at things you shouldn't?
Rarely

537) Have you ever been in a submarine?
No

538) Have you ever walked out of a cinema before the film was done?
Yes

539) What song would you say best sums you up?
This is also extremely difficult for someone who listens to music as rarely as I do. "Painted black" perhaps. I can get rather pessimistic sometimes.

540) Do you have any old friends wou wish you could meet up with again?
Yes

541) Whats your favourite Nursury Rhyme?
"Altijd is Kortjakje ziek"

542) Do you prefer metric or imperial measurements?
Metric of course, which is also the standard of Science. Imperial makes no sense whatsoever.

543) Who's your favourite monarch of all time?
Ludwig II of Bavaria

544) What was the last thing you ate?
Some snack with peanuts, yesterday evening. Now it's early morning and I only had coffee.

545) Whats your favourite farmyard animal?
Goat

546) If you could choose one celebrity to be the father/mother of your child who would it be?
Another really hard one. I don't follow celebrities so I am not sure who would be a good mother. Maybe Any MacDonald? She's the first that springs to mind who seems nice enough.

547) What would you do if someone proposed to you tomorrow?
Look for the hidden camera

548) What are your 3 favourite internet sites?
getDare, Similarworlds ...................

549) How high can you jump?
I dunno, 30 cm?

550) Which fictional character do you wish was real?
Geralt of Rivia

551) Who was your first crush?
Neve Campbell

552) Whats the greatest thing about being your nationality?
Our country is relatively comfortable to live in terms of economic welfare and working culture.

553) Whats the least greatest thing about being your nationality?
That I by default live in a very shitty climate and many of us are extremely rude.

554) Do you believe in destiny, fate or free will?
I don't believe in destiny or fate.
Also, there are signs that free will might not exist either which I would be inclined to believe.

555) If you could talk to one species of animal which would it be?
Cat

556) If you had friends round what DVD's would you have to watch?
Have to? I wouldn't have to watch anything.

557) Do you like vanilla or chocolate?
I'd prefer vanilla

558) Are you a giver or a receiver?
Giver

559) Do you have any enemies?
Not really

560) Are you scared of needles?
Not really

561) How many piercings do you have? if any
I have none, and I will keep it that way

562) Have you ever got majorly lost trying to get somewhere?
That happens to me all the time

563) How fast can you say the alphabet?
4.87 seconds

564) Do you say "Zee" or "Zed" to describe the letter Z?
"Zee" in English, "Zet" in Dutch

565) What was the last thing to make you feel happy?
Buying an appartment

566) What was the last thing to make you feel angry?
Getting ripped off my my internet service provider

567) You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time you're fired. Do you save the dog?
I sure hope I would save the dog. I think I would.
A very hypothetical scenario btw as I cannot walk to work and I am never late!

568) Are you the kind of friend you'd want to have as a friend yourself?
Not really, I think I'm pretty boring

569) Do you have any questions or queries about things you're just to scared or embarassed to ask anyone about?
In real life, yes plenty.

570) If you were a wrestler what would your stage name be?
Wrestling Worm

571) and what would your special move be called?
The Worm (I think that might actually work)

572) Whats the most interesting thing you can see out of your nearest window?
Trees

573) Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls?
Perhaps. But they have taken measures to make her more realistic now right?

574) Have you ever needed an eye test?
Oh yes

575) Do you find yourself attractive?
Not really, although I guess I'm not really unattractive either

576) Can you roll your R's?
Well enough

577) What social class do you consider yourself or your family background to be in?
Middle class

578) Do you know any magic tricks?
I know one by heart, which isn't very good

579) Whats the largest amount of money you've ever won?
10 euros or something lame like that

580) Whats the largest amount of money you've spent in one spree?
Not counting my mortgage, I think 3.500 on a car.

581) Whats the largest amount of money you've had to borrow off of a friend or family member
10.000 or so

582) Have you ever been on a cable car?
Yes, many times

583) Do you prefer Honey or Jam?
Jam

584) Do you prefer the French or Germans?
Germans

585) How fast can you get changed?
My guess is about 8 minutes

586) How fast do you type?
About 50 wpm

587) How fast can you run?
Not very fast

588) Which is better, Mario or Sonic?
No idea, Mario?

589) Whats your favourite biscuit to dunk?
I don't usually dunk biscuits. I think it would be a plain one

590) Which would you rather have if you had to, a broken leg or a broken arm?
Broken arm

591) Do you read a daily newspaper?
No

592) Do you watch the news on TV?
No

593) Have you ever had anything published?
No

594) Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, that's actually lust at first sight

595) How many remote controls do you have in your house?
3

596) Have you ever been in a hot tub or sauna?
Sauna yes.

597) Have you ever had chicken pox?
Yes

598) Do you own a lava lamp?
No

599) Are you glad these are almost over?
Nah, it's okay.

600) On a scale of 1-10 how random would you say these are?
Some were pretty random but there were a few interesting ones too. 7

Good lord this is 310 more spanks!!
Thank you!

[Jaro]

Well, in the past day or so I got many more questions and spanks and this, I have now gone beyond my previous record.

I have now accumulated 1592 spanks that I have to do today!

I will do them some time later today so there is still time to give me more.
My ass, and some other body parts, are getting a little nervous now.

[Jaro]

I think I am going to postpone my accumulated spanking with another week.
As per my 'landing on 50' game I currently have to keep on my high heels for 48 hours straight, which means I cannot spank my soles which I am required to do.
Also I haven't been feeling too great today.
Finally, I think it would be good if I get even more spanks to do. Yes, I really do want to push myself here.

Thank you for understanding.

[MarvHarvey]

As a world traveler:

1. What airline have you liked best?
2. What airline have you had the best single experience with?
3. What airline have you had the worst single experience with?
4. What is your favourite airport (outside Netherlands)?
5. What is your least favourite airport (outside Netherlands)?
6. What is your favourite airport story?
7. What is the worst thing that happened to you at an airport?
8. How many times have your bags been lost?
9. What is your best lost-luggage story?
10. Have you been to North America as a tourist?
11. Which states and provinces?
12. What cities did you like best?
13. What sights/places/events did you like best?
14. What is the farthest north you have been?

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by MarvHarvey

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Oooh, more ass spanks!

1. What airline have you liked best?
   Emirates
2. What airline have you had the best single experience with?
   Some American airline when I got a free upgrade to business class
3. What airline have you had the worst single experience with?
   Not sure. Possibly our own KLM. It really isn't great. Cramped and generally unfriendly stewardesses.
4. What is your favourite airport (outside Netherlands)?
   I hardly recall any airports.
5. What is your least favourite airport (outside Netherlands)?
   I remember an airport in Texas that was terrible. Took so long to get to the opposite side of it for my connecting flight that I almost missed it.
6. What is your favourite airport story?
   The movie "The Terminal"
7. What is the worst thing that happened to you at an airport?
   I once had to spend several hours on a very boring airport that had nothing to do. And the city where it was terrible as well.
8. How many times have your bags been lost?
   Once, but I got them back eventually.
9. What is your best lost-luggage story?
   I once lost my bag but then eventually some guy from the airport personally delivered it to my hotel. That was nice.
10. Have you been to North America as a tourist?
    I have
11. Which states and provinces?
    All the states of New England, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Illinois, Indiana, Colorado, California, I think that's it for tourist visits. (I don't count Texas as that was only for airport transfer)
12. What cities did you like best?
    Denver, New York, San Fransisco, Chicago
13. What sights/places/events did you like best?
    Yosemite National Park, Alcatraz, Walt Disney World
14. What is the farthest north you have been?
    Sweden

52 ass spanks added!
Thank you very much!

[Butterfly]

So you need more spankings .... (and let's make them with the pain stick to your ass)

1. Are you enjoying writing our story?
2. What is your favorite part so far?
3. What part has surprised you the most?
4. Are you enjoying the sadistic side of me?
5. Is there anything you really want to be written into the story but are nervous to share?
6. Would you really travel to Canada and let me do some of these things to you?
7. What are the top 3 things you would want to see in Canada?
8. Are you excited about the possibility of locking your worm cock up?
9. How long would you let me lock it up for?
10. Would you ever mail me a key?
11. What type of messy task would you want to do in person together?
12. Have you ever been mini golfing?
13. Do you think your chastity cage would set off the alarms at the airport?
14. Would you ever let me send you something in the mail?
15. Why do you like my feet?
16. Would you want me to let you cum at least once while you are in Canada? or would you prefer to be teased the entire time?
17. What is your favorite kind of cheese?
18. What kind of treats could you bring me from where you live that I probably don't have here?
19. Are you getting excited for my own spanking/edging AMA?
20. Will you get revenge on me?

Enjoy your spankings my worm!