Annoying/Worst TV Adverts

Slenderman - Doctor · 09-02-2009, 06:41 AM

There are adverts on TV which are just plain stupid/annoying/shit.

Do you have any adverts you just hate?

If you name some, let us know what country you're in too

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England
- The opera "Go Compare" advert
- All the "exchange your gold for cash" adverts
- And to top it all, the "Poo at Paul's" advert.

"But I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom - I'm going to do a poo at Paul's!"

BettyBoop · 09-02-2009, 06:43 AM

The BOG OFF advert.
Which is actually BOG OF.
Buy one get one free, and the stupid man shouts it.

Slenderman - Doctor · 09-02-2009, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by BettyBoop

The BOG OFF advert.
Which is actually BOG OF.
Buy one get one free, and the stupid man shouts it.

I said "ya buy one, ya get one AB. SOL. UTELY. FREE!"

My mum went to the same school as him and dated him for about two weeks. Trufax. Tis my claim to fame, haha xD

Dahc · 09-02-2009, 07:02 AM

The most annoying/stupid tv advertisment ive seen to date would be the new " how do you get the carmel inside the caramilk" with the people dancing around on stage and than thats it...... i can not stand this commercial, every time it comes on i have to change the channel or turn it off, its rediculous there is no need for stupid stuff like this on tv.

btw im from canada.

Komodo Jones · 09-02-2009, 07:07 AM

I hate commercials that take a perfectly good song like "Unbelievable" and replace it with their product. Like a while back Kraft was advertising these new things called Crumblers and they made the song "Crumbelievable." I'm from the United States by the way. But I love picking apart commercials. Like you said Fenric "You get one absolutely free! Just pay seperate shipping and handling." How is that absolutely free, if you have to shell out a couple more dollars?" And then they makes these commercials where they repeat the phone number like five times and says there is no obligation. Really?

lokelake · 09-02-2009, 07:15 AM

That falleit fish commercial was pretty stupid.

oreo_is_back · 09-02-2009, 07:22 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5Ve_F00bsA&NR=1

THAT RIGHT THERE! OMG'S! I want to smack that kid upside the head and the Jiingle! GR!

"BUT UNFORTUNATELY YOU CAN'T GET YOUR SCOOTER IN."

GR! I'll give you scooter!

RedaDare · 09-02-2009, 07:28 AM

There's an advert in UK (and probably elsewhere as the words don't actually fit the faces!) for an air freshener. A little boy telling his mum "he wants to do a poo - he wants to do a poo at Paul's house"

GOD how annoying is that?!

oreo_is_back · 09-02-2009, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by RedaDare

There's an advert in UK (and probably elsewhere as the words don't actually fit the faces!) for an air freshener. A little boy telling his mum "he wants to do a poo - he wants to do a poo at Paul's house"

GOD how annoying is that?!

Lmao! Aye! That one sucks as well! Wanna smack him upside the head too.

Night-1991 · 09-02-2009, 08:11 AM

The Go-compare! advert. Jesus, they could of hired a better singer, he sounds like an X Factor reject.

Poo At Pauls is disgusting and not funny at all.

Moonpig Advert...god, it sticks in your head. "MOOOOOOOONPIIIIG" STFU.

The Pedigree Advert - The Music Is Annoying

The Dell Computers Advert - Lollipop Song

Oatibix - my Sharona. 3 Men singing in a lorry badly

Kerrigan · 09-02-2009, 09:19 AM

!Warning! The below message does contain strong language of somwone asked what he hates most on TV.

Adverts i hate, Where do i START!!!

No1. Go compare! That fat stupid bastered with the fake mustache yelling "GO COMPARE.... GO COMPARE....", I want to see him put through a mincer!

no2, Charity adverts!!, Miles is a quite baby, Give two pounds a month, and stop his abuse.. They may aswell say give two pounds a month, or YOU are directly responsable for this kids life!! YOU!!! And them adverts that show skinny half naked weaping africans! Thats not what i want to see in the add break of star trek!

No3, Mazona Mobile, With that DAMNED ANOYING TUNE!!!

No4, "I want to do a poo at pauls", That glade shit-waft be gone advert! No! Take that little bastered into the toilet and make him do a shit in your house! Beat him until he looses control of his fecking bowls if you have to!!

No5, Vanish oxyaction, With them middle class snotty nosed basterds! O look, little timmy has spilt his dinner down his front while throwing a pizza in there air like a twat, You dont say "How are we going to get theese stains out" *smile at him* You say "What the FUCK do you think you are doing you little bastered!" And how did that damned pink pedo women randomly pop into there house! And why isnt the parent concerned she is striping her kids to wash there clothes in a seathrough tub!

I HATE ALL OFF THEESE! JUST OF THE TOP OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!

Some people say i have quite strong opinions...

nate2010 · 09-02-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Night-1991

The Dell Computers Advert - Lollipop Song

I like that one, they are just playing the hell out of it.

Right now the only ones I can think of here in the US are the caveman commercials for Geico. I hate those stupid things. I don't like that male enhancement commercial with smiling Bob either.

BettyBoop · 09-02-2009, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Night-1991

The Dell Computers Advert - Lollipop Song

Oh I adore that advert, and the really colourful laptops and then they wrap them up like sweets. It reminds me of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory.

Trystaan · 09-02-2009, 10:13 AM

The Dell advert is absoloute class.

as is the moonpig one

'Moonpig offers a boggling choice of cards'

sxcm · 09-02-2009, 10:14 AM

To begin with I just want to say...I HATE ALL CHILDREN IN ADVERTS! they grind my nerves down and make me want to throw my remote at the telly..Bad times..

However there is one advert, one advert more than any that makes my blood boil and make me want to eat my own face just so i dont have to hear that stupid kid say 64!! for any of those who dont know i'm speaking of the rice crispy advert, "how many are there then?" "I dont know he keeps eating the all" "sixty-four!" i want to ram the spoon so far down his throat he'll be excreting aluminium when he's forty.

rant over

and im from England

09-02-2009, 06:41 AM	#1
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	Annoying/Worst TV Adverts There are adverts on TV which are just plain stupid/annoying/shit. Do you have any adverts you just hate? If you name some, let us know what country you're in too * * * * * England - The opera "Go Compare" advert - All the "exchange your gold for cash" adverts - And to top it all, the "Poo at Paul's" advert. "But I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom - I'm going to do a poo at Paul's!"

09-02-2009, 06:43 AM	#2
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09-02-2009, 07:02 AM	#4
Dahc Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 66	The most annoying/stupid tv advertisment ive seen to date would be the new " how do you get the carmel inside the caramilk" with the people dancing around on stage and than thats it...... i can not stand this commercial, every time it comes on i have to change the channel or turn it off, its rediculous there is no need for stupid stuff like this on tv. btw im from canada. __________________ Limits: Blood, Family/Friends, Eating Scat/Someonelses Scat. Likes: Sessions that take really long to complete, Everything else.... Favz: Anal, any form of Self-Bondage.

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Komodo Jones getDare Succubus Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: in your fantasies...it's ok you can admit it Posts: 1,755 Blog Entries: 97	I hate commercials that take a perfectly good song like "Unbelievable" and replace it with their product. Like a while back Kraft was advertising these new things called Crumblers and they made the song "Crumbelievable." I'm from the United States by the way. But I love picking apart commercials. Like you said Fenric "You get one absolutely free! Just pay seperate shipping and handling." How is that absolutely free, if you have to shell out a couple more dollars?" And then they makes these commercials where they repeat the phone number like five times and says there is no obligation. Really? __________________ KJ 38/male/partially bi/switch D/s Status: Protector, Dom and Daddy of pixie.dust I love meeting new, nice, smart people. I communicate through Discord mainly. What are my limits/likes/supplies? Click here! Check Out my Literary Works Targeting the Ignored [Fiction] Some Stuff I've Done (Non-Fiction)

09-02-2009, 07:22 AM	#7
oreo_is_back getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Welscainia! Posts: 423 Blog Entries: 11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5Ve_F00bsA&NR=1 THAT RIGHT THERE! OMG'S! I want to smack that kid upside the head and the Jiingle! GR! "BUT UNFORTUNATELY YOU CAN'T GET YOUR SCOOTER IN." GR! I'll give you scooter! __________________

09-02-2009, 07:15 AM	#6
lokelake getDare Succubus Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The United States Posts: 1,673 Blog Entries: 288	That falleit fish commercial was pretty stupid.

09-02-2009, 07:28 AM	#8
RedaDare Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: UK, somewhere in the middle Posts: 214 Blog Entries: 1	There's an advert in UK (and probably elsewhere as the words don't actually fit the faces!) for an air freshener. A little boy telling his mum "he wants to do a poo - he wants to do a poo at Paul's house" GOD how annoying is that?!

09-02-2009, 08:11 AM	#10
Night-1991 Account Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,216 Blog Entries: 86	The Go-compare! advert. Jesus, they could of hired a better singer, he sounds like an X Factor reject. Poo At Pauls is disgusting and not funny at all. Moonpig Advert...god, it sticks in your head. "MOOOOOOOONPIIIIG" STFU. The Pedigree Advert - The Music Is Annoying The Dell Computers Advert - Lollipop Song Oatibix - my Sharona. 3 Men singing in a lorry badly

09-02-2009, 09:19 AM	#11
Kerrigan Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: England Posts: 140 Blog Entries: 2	!Warning! The below message does contain strong language of somwone asked what he hates most on TV. Adverts i hate, Where do i START!!! No1. Go compare! That fat stupid bastered with the fake mustache yelling "GO COMPARE.... GO COMPARE....", I want to see him put through a mincer! no2, Charity adverts!!, Miles is a quite baby, Give two pounds a month, and stop his abuse.. They may aswell say give two pounds a month, or YOU are directly responsable for this kids life!! YOU!!! And them adverts that show skinny half naked weaping africans! Thats not what i want to see in the add break of star trek! No3, Mazona Mobile, With that DAMNED ANOYING TUNE!!! No4, "I want to do a poo at pauls", That glade shit-waft be gone advert! No! Take that little bastered into the toilet and make him do a shit in your house! Beat him until he looses control of his fecking bowls if you have to!! No5, Vanish oxyaction, With them middle class snotty nosed basterds! O look, little timmy has spilt his dinner down his front while throwing a pizza in there air like a twat, You dont say "How are we going to get theese stains out" smile at him You say "What the FUCK do you think you are doing you little bastered!" And how did that damned pink pedo women randomly pop into there house! And why isnt the parent concerned she is striping her kids to wash there clothes in a seathrough tub! I HATE ALL OFF THEESE! JUST OF THE TOP OF MY HEAD!!!!!!! Some people say i have quite strong opinions... __________________ "Who Dares Wins" limit: Permanent, X dressing piss, drinking piss, messy, scat. I am 18/M/Uk Dont add me on MSN without asking me over pm first, or i will refuse it. *!Quotes!* "I got recipe book for road kill, So i went and got some, And it was delicous. I still dont know what to do with his bike." "No, They call me cat woman because i can lick my own arse." PM me any truth questions - anything.

09-02-2009, 10:13 AM	#14
Trystaan getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,536 Blog Entries: 17	The Dell advert is absoloute class. as is the moonpig one 'Moonpig offers a boggling choice of cards'

09-02-2009, 10:14 AM	#15
sxcm Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 187	Advert To begin with I just want to say...I HATE ALL CHILDREN IN ADVERTS! they grind my nerves down and make me want to throw my remote at the telly..Bad times.. However there is one advert, one advert more than any that makes my blood boil and make me want to eat my own face just so i dont have to hear that stupid kid say 64!! for any of those who dont know i'm speaking of the rice crispy advert, "how many are there then?" "I dont know he keeps eating the all" "sixty-four!" i want to ram the spoon so far down his throat he'll be excreting aluminium when he's forty. rant over and im from England