100 of the most random questions you can ever answer...........i dare you to do it

[ofthenorth]

1. What's your bday?

2. How many children do you want to have?

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?

5. Any pets?

6. If yes, what kind?

7. What is your dream vehicle?

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?

11. Describe your perfect date?

12. What is your darkest fantasy?

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?

24. Do you like chocolate?

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?



26. What's your dream life?

27. What scares you the most and why?

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
38. Who's the worst?

39. What are you most jealous of?

40. Are you OCD about anything?

41. What would you do if your best friend died?

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?

46. What size is your bed?

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?

50. What is more important - lust or love?

51. Define marriage in a sentence.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?

53. Does size matter?

54. Do you have any STDs?

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?

57. What’s your favorite position?

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?

61. How often do you masturbate?

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?

81. What was your nickname in high school?

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?

89. Do you think you are selfish?

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?

91. What is your favorite drink?

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?

93. What is the last book you read?

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.

99. What is your greatest weakness?

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?

[keykitty]

1. What's your bday? April 29th

2. How many children do you want to have? o

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) If I had to Sumner Lee

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? If forced to have them I would say late 20's

5. Any pets? Not at the moment

6. If yes, what kind? N/A

7. What is your dream vehicle? Ford Fusion in black from the original year/model when they came out

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Japan and I would buy tons of electronics

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes and lips
because eyes are the windows to the soul and lips feel nice

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Mp3 player, 3 books and my nintendo DSi

11. Describe your perfect date? A theme park date

12. What is your darkest fantasy? Fantasy rape

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Change my body type, have whiter teeth and be easier to understand

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Must be tall with either green or blue eyes, intelligent, nicely dressed, slender build.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Hot done

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No but I want to

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Um I don't believe so

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? Not unless forced

19. If yes what animal? Dog

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? dog

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?me participating with the 50 with my friend

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? I would buy a lot of electronics and a house!!!

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Go back to the friday before my boyfriend and I started dating and make the move on him

24. Do you like chocolate? Some

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because micro sounds cuter xD

26. What's your dream life? Eternal happiness with some stresses

27. What scares you the most and why? I am scared of dying because I don't know whats out there when we finally do end.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? I love the ocean/waves. the sky when its so beautiful and blue, rainy days

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? chest because I like a chest to sleep on

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? Hm I'm not sure!

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no but heard about it

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? heard about the hot pepper challenge and think I could do it

33. If so, which ones? ones with spice

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Most emotional was letting go of feelings for someone I had for a long time...its tough. Physically I don't really have anything

35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not taking enough risk and not enjoying everything while it was there

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Actually live

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My boyfriend...he supports me in everything

38. Who's the worst? My mother

39. What are you most jealous of? People who have it all together

40. Are you OCD about anything? Keys, wallet, Netbook

41. What would you do if your best friend died? I would be in despair for a long time

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?no

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Cursing

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? ouch...probably someone I have known online

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? phone calls and email

46. What size is your bed? single

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? because they think it may prevent sparkly vampires

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? to be able to provide for my family

50. What is more important - lust or love? both...can't have one without the other in a relationship

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Making a commitment to not give up on who you are with even when they piss you right off and sticking through.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? numbers

53. Does size matter? In all ways yes

54. Do you have any STDs? no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? giving blow jobs...my tongue and mouth are amazingly good at what they do

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Getting on top and riding :/

57. What’s your favorite position? Doggy

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? free without obligation xD

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Hmmm not sure

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? No where truly

61. How often do you masturbate? everyday unless instructed otherwise

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no skin tickles birds

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 2 weeks?

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? yes but deleted right away

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?no where odd

67. Did you get it? NA

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Yes

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? People who walk slow and idiots

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Charlene blesses you

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Not to spend so much time dealing with people who weren't worth it and drop out of IB earlier!!!

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? sometimes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? never

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?NA

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Pull out a wedgie cause those suck!

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? *goes video game girl here* Link from legend of zelda or linebeck from Phantom Hourglass

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Back talk and forging my grandmothers signature it was a gift xD

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? people doing scat play sorry

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? depends on how awesome you are

81. What was your nickname in high school? Char!

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Foxfire... it works...I was shy but overly loud like some of the girls in the film

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Working for my grade 6 teacher

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? The ignorance and intolerance people have is what I hate. I love when people have the ability to better themselves through education and spiritual change.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? when I was 16 to fort lauderdale

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Put on clothes so I don't walk nude in my house

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Australia!

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Because too many issues with ambulances...pizza is amazing and people always get what they need

89. Do you think you are selfish? Not really

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because they would look stupid

91. What is your favorite drink? Diet pepsi!

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Hm...milk, some veg, eggs

93. What is the last book you read? q & a by Vikas Swarup

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Don't know or care as I'm not American

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
Queen empress of the little ones

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Down to Nothing

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Eclectic, unforgettable, edgy

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Never had a bad boss since I work for myself

99. What is your greatest weakness? Temptation to food

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0 to the exponent of 2 (0^2)

[kiera113]

1. What's your bday? January 19th

2. How many children do you want to have? 2 girls(i hope) probably

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Alara Michelle, & Tiffany Kristine

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? late 20s

5. Any pets? yes

6. If yes, what kind? a dog that is higher than my knees

7. What is your dream vehicle? ferrari california in cherry red. or a midnight blue 2002 honda Cr-v

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Spain--Barcelona, or Hawaii...well whatever people do in spain or hawaii

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes or lips because eyes are shiny(wow that sounded dumb) and pretty and lips because theyre soft and kissable

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? A years worth of dares...it's a private island. i.e. no interruptions lol a tv with a built in dvd player. electricity if there wasnt any. and a disney dvd box set, and a house

11. Describe your perfect date? Long walk on the beach.... lol How about a day together alone with no interruption from anyone doing whatever we wanted. Or i'd settle for a day together at disney world or something lol

12. What is your darkest fantasy? darkest fantasy... i had a forced sex/rape fantasy for a little while that turned me on...not so much anymore

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? i'd be a smidgen taller, my hair woulld be blonde like it was when i was little, i'd be less bitchy

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. sweet kind, yet has a bit of an attitude and isnt a pansy.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? eww germs...but id do it anyways to an extent (not eating poo...)

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? nope

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? only if they threaten to kill the others as well...

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? depends on my sobriety level and the animal
19. If yes what animal? nothing that slithers or flies. or too big it would break something...
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? depends...are they cute guys or ugly guys?

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? i'd pay for college tuition for a year with some extra cash

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? middle ages-->so i can be a princess=)

24. Do you like chocolate? ugh yeah

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? because when its soft its small...and mac=apple



26. What's your dream life? president, super star or my favorite: freelance spy who is hired by various us agencies works undercover as a model and lives 3 separate lives.

27. What scares you the most and why? being alone. having no one to trust while having the world crash down on my head and the rug yanked out from under me

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? mountains, water, rain

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? fingers...there is so much they can do its awesome

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? to make you feel comfortable...and so they can go see other people for a little while

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? physically--climb a rock wall emotionally--trust someone

35. What are your two biggest regrets? not being more open to things. being so antisocial as a kid
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? id be friendlier

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my cousins
38. Who's the worst? my sister or my uncle

39. What are you most jealous of? people with money and power
40. Are you OCD about anything? no.....

41. What would you do if your best friend died? i don't know. nothing would ever be the same again.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? what? lol

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? junk food

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? oh i know many options...*cough*maddi*coughcough*

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? amnesia...its a chance to start over

46. What size is your bed? double/full

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? to keep animals out and the corpse from falling out if dropped...

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? a cinderella story

50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Marriage is the union of two people who are completely and totally in love with each other and not just because of sex or money.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? people duh

53. Does size matter? depends on what. a milkshake? yes the bigger the better. sexual organs? no lol

54. Do you have any STDs? no...v.i.r.g.i.n.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? is being cute a skill?
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? orgasm? lol

57. What’s your favorite position? missionary?

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) nope lol

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? V.I.R.G.I.N.

61. How often do you masturbate? once a day...if allowed

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 3 years... or 3 months depends on if you count what i was doing then as masturbating(since i dont really remember lol)

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? never applied for a job lol
67. Did you get it? no lol

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? yes. id be a stripper not a ho

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? things not matching or being crooked

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? good luck (new star trek reference...)

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? i'd end them faster...ask me again on june 5th, 2011...

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? no

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? all the time

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 85 mph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? run around naked

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? prince charming or hercules...theyre cute what do you want from me?

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? lying & hitting...
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? boys' locker rooms

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? no

81. What was your nickname in high school? terrible. bitch. la presidente lol

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? I am So Sorry For You...rated PG 13

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? the birth of my little sister i guess

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? free will

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 4 months old...to denver

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? hit the snooze button & go to the bathroom... lol

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? spain

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? there are more pizza drivers

89. Do you think you are selfish? yes

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? because there isn't a time dance duh

91. What is your favorite drink? water or chocolate milk

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? milk, and lettuce...

93. What is the last book you read? completed: go ask alice not completed: frankenstein

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 200 million

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? bring on total domination of an alien planet... I shall be considered a goddess among mortals...and it shall be fabulous.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Dont Rain on My Parade

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? a total bitch

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. my mother

99. What is your greatest weakness? caring too much...

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0

[loke]

1. What's your bday? October 12th

2. How many children do you want to have? Maybe 2 or 3 or 4

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) I have no clue for both

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? No clue

5. Any pets? Nope, all died, lol.

6. If yes, what kind? N/A

7. What is your dream vehicle? A vehicle that works

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Great Britain dud! Still my fav country. I would visit Blank!

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes. I dont know

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? a clock for time, chain saw, axe both for wood, tissues for when I get sick, insect repellent so insects wont bug me

11. Describe your perfect date? Walking anywheres

12. What is your darkest fantasy? I have no clue

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? dont know

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. nice, caring, non-alcoholic and non drug addict.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Never experienced it

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? A what?

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? I have no clue

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? If animals id my only means for food

19. If yes what animal? any animal that has food on them

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? N/A

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? I would say stuff and accept any punishment from it. Do the first one.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? Wisely

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Don't know

24. Do you like chocolate? yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because they chose Microsoft



26. What's your dream life? Staying home. Eating home. Playing video games and PC games

27. What scares you the most and why? Being in the woods alone when it is dark. Because you cant see whats going on

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? grass, trees, water

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Bellybuttton. Because they are so cute.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? maybe they are suppose to

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? N/A
33. If so, which ones? N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Going up to my teacher to tell them I lied to get my way.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? nothing I guess
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? N/A

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My dad
38. Who's the worst? no one

39. What are you most jealous of? It comes in spurts

40. Are you OCD about anything? No, I am not

41. What would you do if your best friend died? cry at night? I dont know

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? heck no

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? nothing

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? I wouldn't. I will just try to reason with them

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? first one

46. What size is your bed? I have no clue. I don't measure it.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? it wants to be.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? second one

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To fly

50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. a couple who loves each other

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? because they are living beings

53. Does size matter? Depends on situations

54. Do you have any STDs? No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? none, lol
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Every area, lol

57. What’s your favorite position? I have no clue

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? I never even heard of that term before

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Nioe

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? N/A

61. How often do you masturbate? Not often

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? Maybe. It all depends if someone tries it on them

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 20 years

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? none
67. Did you get it? N/A

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? yes

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? No clue what that is

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? nope

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? God wont sneeze. He could never sneeze. Could he? sure. Will he? doubt it

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Talk more

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? sometimes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? often

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 30 but for like 3 seconds

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? tell them to look or ask them if they are looking

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? cartoons? What cartoons? They are the thing of the past!

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? I forget

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? cum

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? maybe some day

81. What was your nickname in high school? The Quiet One

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Gandhi. Stuff happens similar. Passion of the Christ. stuff happens similar

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? When Sc2 came out and soon to be NBA Jam Wii

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? Love that they are God's work and hate how people can hate and insult one another.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? Florida, ages ago.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? get out of bed. Turn on my computer.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? UK

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Did you tesr it?

89. Do you think you are selfish? Sometimes

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Because, that is not civil

91. What is your favorite drink? Chocolate milk

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Too much to mention

93. What is the last book you read? Who knows

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Many

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? no clue

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? My name then... the loser

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? I'm a loser

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. No. Private

99. What is your greatest weakness? hit on the nose

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? I was never good at algebra

[momo]

1. What's your bday?
April (you know the exact date d: )

2. How many children do you want to have?
Probably around 2-3. Maybe more if I adopt the rest d:

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
That would depend on what sounds good to my partner and me at the time.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
When I'm ready and financially stable.

5. Any pets?
Yes.

6. If yes, what kind?
A Saint Bernard, Maltese, Shih Tzu, and a parrot. I had a Pug, but he was old and recently got put down.

7. What is your dream vehicle?
A Dark Purple Mustang

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
The East Coast of the United States to visit some friends.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
The smile... Smiles are contagious ^^

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Pencils, paper, toothbrush/toothpaste, shampoo/soap, and a camera.

11. Describe your perfect date?
Anywhere/anything as long as we're both happy and connect well.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
I don't think I really have one.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
My insecurity, impatience, and trust issues.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
How about I give you the link when I write about it in my thread tomorrow since I was planning to anyway? d:

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
I think it's gross and don't plan on doing it.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
>.> Yes?

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beastiality?
No.

19. If yes what animal?
No. Just... no.

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
NO! dx

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
The second one. Both sound horrible. Why do you think of these things? D:

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
I have no idea. I'd have to figure out what I could buy with that first.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
I think it would mess up who I am today if I time traveled, so I don't think I want to.

24. Do you like chocolate?
Of course I do! What girl doesn't like chocolate?! :P

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because... they didn't name it that?

26. What's your dream life?
Living in a nice house on the beach, being able to tan and be a fashion journalist, traveling the world and enjoying my freedom from my family.

27. What scares you the most and why?
I have like 22 phobias. I don't have ONE thing that scares me most >.>

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
The ocean, greenery, and animals (not including people).

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Probably the arms or stomach. The whole body is rather interesting though.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
To do other things. The doctor's usually have other patients as well d:

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No I haven't, but I have heard you talk about it a few times d:

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
N/A

33. If so, which ones?
N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
emotionally- Break my relationship off with someone.

physically- stay awake through my dad's lectures haha

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
I try not to regret things. My life wouldn't be the same without the decisions that I've made and the things I've done.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
N/A

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
My cousin Kianna. She may be younger than me, but I admire her strength, kindness, and personality.

38. Who's the worst?
My stepmother for an on going list of reasons I won't complain about in front of everyone.

39. What are you most jealous of?
People who have freedom from their parents and don't have to worry about loosing the roof over their heads every day like I do.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
Spelling and grammar (though sometimes mine isn't that great).

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
I don't know how I'd live through it to be honest.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
Do I? No I don't...

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Biting my nails, but I just can't seem to quit because it's a big stress reliever.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
Hm... I honestly don't have many close friends to choose from.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
I'm already kind of living the first one considering I never can get out of my house. I don't have a car, friends or anywhere to go since I just moved...

46. What size is your bed?
Twin size I think.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
So it's easier for transportation possibly? I have no idea.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Cheese. It backs up your digestive system anyways d:

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
To have a place of my own and then money to afford it.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
Marriage, though rarely meaningful, is the thing that ties two people together legally.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
People d:

53. Does size matter?
Depends on what we're talking about.

54. Do you have any STDs?
Not that I know of.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
Blow jobs :P

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Hand jobs (if not mixed with blow jobs)

57. What’s your favorite position?
Reverse Cowgirl or Doggie style

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
Free Gifts means "If you buy something first even though the term free is misleading in this advertisement. But we're only going to tell you the terms in small print so you get pissed off when you go to the store to collect this 'free' gift". Gifts should be free. Free Gift is redundant, but on advertisements it's all lies.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
Hahahahaha no! Omg those names are hilarious XD

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Behind Walmart >.>

61. How often do you masturbate?
As often as my master allows me to.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
I never thought about that... Probably not.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
A week or two

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
If I did would you still be my friend?

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Um... Possibly. Maybe not. Who knows?

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
I haven't applied for any jobs so far.

67. Did you get it?
N/A

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Um. NO!

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
People who chew gum like pigs and have no manners.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
Nope

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Bless You (:

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
N/A considering I'm still in High School

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Of course ^^

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Never

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
I don't know...

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Um masturbate? Haha

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Can I just adopt Scooby Doo instead ^^

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Stealing food from the pantry

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Seeing people chew with their mouth open.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Yes. I am all knowing. I know everything about everything.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Ana

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Titanic. An ever sinking ship.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
My brother being born...

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
That I love and hate people? *giggles*

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
At one years old. And I flew from California to Arizona. It was the beginning of flying back and forth every other weekend to visit my dad.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Stretch

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
France

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Because the pizza has to get there to give you a heart attack so the ambulance has a reason to be there. Duhhh! :P

89. Do you think you are selfish?
Possibly >.>

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because pointing to the crotch can have multiple meanings.

91. What is your favorite drink?
Dr. Pepper

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Food.

93. What is the last book you read?
"Lucky" by Alice Sebold

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Too many for me to take the time to count :P

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
I would ask that if they take control of Earth, that I would be in charge of what happens to Earth.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
"Lost in Emotions" or something like that.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
I am me.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
I've never had a boss other than my parents.

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Neck Kisses

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
Your heart! :P *giggles*

[Midnight]

1. What's your bday?
August 24

2. How many children do you want to have?
5

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
In a perfect world...
Connor Jackson
Marissa Elizabeth
Adam Lucas
Carly Diana
Amber Sophia


4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
Many years down the future

5. Any pets?
Couple cats and a dog.

6. If yes, what kind?
I don't know what kind of cats; they're all adopted, and a beagle.

7. What is your dream vehicle?
Something that runs. Still in the process of that!

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Japan and explore everything.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
The eyes; they are the window to the soul.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
A sketchbook, tons of pens, tons of blankets, my ipod (mine is old, it only plays music and movies), and a generator

11. Describe your perfect date?
Having a romantic dinner and then walking around the park near sunset and watch it go down.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
My darkest fantasy is probably too graphic to say.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Weight, impulse control, how I deal with emotions.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Sweet, honest, caring. Someone who will devote to me but still leave me alone when I want to be and somebody that I can care for as well.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
It's for some people, not all.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
No.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
No.

19. If yes what animal?
N/A

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
I guess a fish because then you're not really doing it because they lay eggs.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
Together. We'd understand the trauma and be there for each other. AFter while, you would block it all out anyway.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
I'm gonna translate to dollars because I'm too lazy to translate right now but go on a major shopping spree, buy a car, down payment on a house and totally customize it. Then take a beautiful vacation and sample all types of cuisine.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
Go back to my childhood and redo my life.

24. Do you like chocolate?
Yes!

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because Bill Gates doesn't want to reinforce how powerful he is.

26. What's your dream life?
To be able to write and act and direct constantly.

27. What scares you the most and why?
Being alone because I strive so hard to be close to people.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Waterfalls, gardens, beaches

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
The eyes; they are the window to your soul.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
To give you a sense of privacy.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No.

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
N/A

33. If so, which ones?
N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Saying goodbye.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Not standing up for myself and being a bitch.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
State my opinion and defend it and then be nice to everything. Always make the stronger choice.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
Mother.

38. Who's the worst?
Brother.

39. What are you most jealous of?
People's ability to be social.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
Yes.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Live in a horrible depression.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
I hope not. That would be scary and have alot of insurance problems.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Sleeping in.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
Allie.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?'
I would rather have amnesia and relocate. (I would still know how to eat and do basic things, right?)

46. What size is your bed?
Twin.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
To hold the structure together.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Easy: cheese.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
A few million dollars so that I could write and do whatever I wanted without worrying about money.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
A joint of two people who want to spend the rest of the lives together and will overcome whatever is thrown at them.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Prancing grass.

53. Does size matter?
Yes.

54. Do you have any STDs?
No.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
N/A

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
N/A

57. What’s your favorite position?
N/A

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
Something you give to somebody else and typically, yes.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
N/A

61. How often do you masturbate?
Every other day.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Yes.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
Um, a few days.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
No.

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
No.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Dog walker. (I have pretty normal jobs)
67. Did you get it?
No.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
If all the convicts were not all to touch me and I was on a stage, sure.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
People who keep talking about a topic when they can clearly see on your face that you don't care.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Bless you.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
Better participation.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Yes!

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Not too often. I try not to.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
I've got fifteen over.

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Watch someone intensely and study their behavior.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Quagmire from Family Guy. Just imagine the sex.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Talking back.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
People who willingly hurt children and feel no remorse.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
No because there's smell does not have a speed.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Sweetie.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Misunderstood because I feel that's all I am.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
Getting into college and exploring things.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
Love: The friendships.
Hate: The violence.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
I don't remember. The earliest I can remember is being ten and going to Oregon.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Hit the snooze button.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
England.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Food seems to be more important than health.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
Sometimes.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because pointing to your wrist whilst asking for time is socially acceptable and pointing to your crotch can be considered offensive.

91. What is your favorite drink?
Diet Coke

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Hot dogs

93. What is the last book you read?
Eclipse

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Anybody who dares to count this apparently has no life, therefore, I don't know.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
President of the Arts

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
The Quirky World of Midnight (Sorry, won't give out my name)

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Weird, imaginative, caring.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
I was doing workstudy and had to chose between keeping my job or finishing my project that was 25% of my grade.

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Impulse control.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
Wouldn't it be zero still?

[jacob]

1.What's your bday?
05/15/1992
2. How many children do you want to have?
two, both boys
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
rannef, and undecided
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
30
5. Any pets?
a turtle
6. If yes, what kind?
a turtle
7. What is your dream vehicle?
its not a dream… um a 69 roadrunner for my mom… its my dream to make her dream come true
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
in the world… I would go to the core of the earth… on the world… japan, party and dance it up
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
eyes, you can tell how someone is feeling and see their soul.
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Music… my laptop for gaming and etc… my bestfriend, me and her can find anything and make it fun… a fishing rod, there has to be sushi… weights so I can work out.

11. Describe your perfect date?
doing anything with the correct company
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
don’t have one… the truth I swear
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
nothing. I like it all and I don’t want to change.
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
honest and natural
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
lets do it
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
yep
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
yes
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
Umm not again… when I was younger my dog got a little happy and liked the taste of sweat… I just woke up to it 
19. If yes what animal?
no
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
a tiger… how exotic, haha how many people could say they fucked a tiger?
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
the 50 person one… because my best friend is a girl and that would be great… 50 women for a week!!! party
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
that’s only 61919.48 usd so I would buy a new house and save the left.
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
I would go back to when me and my ex were doing good… savor it more 
24. Do you like chocolate?
yes
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
because its small software… but big business
26. What's your dream life?
living it
27. What scares you the most and why?
the unknown,
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
one the natural part, the harmony… everything has a purpose, the example of how a country should be ran…
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
the brain… its so amazingly complex and can beat any computer
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
good question.
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
yes
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
hell yes.
33. If so, which ones?
50 wings in 30 min… I eat them in one bite. And im 6’ 123 lbs… but I sound like a fattie
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
accept death. Be born.
35. What are your two biggest regrets?
No regrets. You cant live life to the fullest with regrets.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
nothing
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
mom
38. Who's the worst?
no one. They are all great in there own way. Some are great drinkers… some are great drug dealers.
39. What are you most jealous of?
nothing.
40. Are you OCD about anything?
yes
41. What would you do if your best friend died?
cry my eyes out… any one of them.
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
yes… don’t crash.
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
picking at my face.
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
nikki. Its already happening.
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
the second one. In that situation… what you don’t know cant hurt you.
46. What size is your bed?
queen
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
zombies
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
cheese.
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
world peace.
50. What is more important - lust or love?
love!!!
51. Define marriage in a sentence.
a piece of paper, proving the spiritual ties of two souls.
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
blades of grass?
53. Does size matter?
yes!
54. Do you have any STDs?
no!
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
Making girls squirt 
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
dirty talk?
57. What’s your favorite position?
a new one!
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
it means that they aren’t going to sneak in a secret charge later in life because of the “gift” and when people see free they cant control themselves.
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
no.
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
at the public pond. With people walking around.
61. How often do you masturbate?
once every couple days
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
no silly goose… they get the wrong end of the feather and they have a layer of feathers protecting their skin from contact.
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
umm 9 years… before I knew what it was… when I was just a wee little tike
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
no
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
I wanted to.
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
None were weird.
67. Did you get it?
yes
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
no… money means nothing.
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
TRUST.
70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
yep
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
are you okay? Do you need a tissue?
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
ditching… its not worth it.
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
yes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
all the time
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
well umm 127 in a 70. Or like 80 in a 25… I like to speed 
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
pee in public…
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
idk umm mary jane from spider man… you know shes a freak in bed…
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
destruction.
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
cracking of bones.
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
yes. Speed of smell is call wind. If there was no wind at all the smell would linger and eventually disappait, depending on what chemicals made up that smell, would it rise or fall, wind carries it around.
81. What was your nickname in high school?
French fry
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
idk… idk
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
my father abusing me and me and my mom living in a 15 foot trailor for 8 months… happily… you don’t realize what you have till its gone. And we had nothing and we still could find happiness.
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
the compassion, and the compassion to have power.
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
when I was like 3 months and idk… I have always flown places.
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
pull my sack off my legs…
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
japan
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
because that’s America!!!, Why is there Brielle at a drive up atm?
89. Do you think you are selfish?
no… but I do take care of my self.
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
because you don’t wear a bathroom on your crotch… where else do you wear a watch? Not your foot…
91. What is your favorite drink?
water or hot tea
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
a light… some selfs and the basic food groups
93. What is the last book you read?
us goverment
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
502,538?
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
idk what positions do they offer? If an alien lands here… obviously they are more advance then us… why would they want me?
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
precrastination
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
blow it up
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
my father!!! He gave me the hardest jobs and the least amount of time… thanks dad you made me strong
99. What is your greatest weakness?
im not weak
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
Is that Celsius or Fahrenheit? Well zero degrees Fahrenheit is -17.8 degrees Celsius so that would mean… it would be -35.6 degrees Celsius or -31 Fahrenheit…
Or
Zero degrees Celsius is 32 degrees Fahrenheit… so you cut that in half witch is 16 degrees Fahrenheit or -8.9 degrees Celsius.

wow i took a major math nerd look at question 100... good thing i want to be an engineer

[horus]

1. What's your bday?
June 1 1985

2. How many children do you want to have?
1

3. What would their names be?
Elizabeth

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
35-40

5. Any pets?
Yes

6. If yes, what kind?
Iguana

7. What is your dream vehicle?
Lamborghini Murcielago

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
French Polynesia and spend all my money at luxury hotels.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Lips... i just love kissing.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Machetti, bow, sling spear, zippo lighter, zippo fuel. Because i have to survive!

11. Describe your perfect date?
On a beach, under a full moon.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Having all my orgasms ruined by my mistress, for years and years.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
I would change nothing

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Every woman is perfect for who she is

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Kinky, hot

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
Yes

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
Nope

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
No

19. If yes what animal?
-

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
That's the moment i would shout 'Red!'

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
Witness

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
$ or ¥ ? Tricky question i guess

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
A few days in future and see the lottery numbers

24. Do you like chocolate?
Yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because it's either Microsoft or Macrohard

26. What's your dream life?
The one i'm leaving right now

27. What scares you the most and why?
I don't have any fears (or i think so)

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
- Sounds in a jungle
- Waterfall
- The smell after raining

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Legs... i don't know why.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
It doesn't apply on me. I'm not shy

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
Only a few episodes

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
If i was paid enough money, yes

33. If so, which ones?
Any of them

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Physically: Running 25 miles when i was at the army.
Emotionally: Break up with my ex after spending 2 years together.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
- Not visiting my brother too often
- Smoking

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
It's still in my hands to change them

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
My grandma... she's just so nice and kind with everyone

38. Who's the worst?
My brother's wife. She's just a bitch.

39. What are you most jealous of?
People who are extremely lucky and they don't deserve it

40. Are you OCD about anything?
No

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Cry until i realize that nothing can bring him/her back... and then move on with my life

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
No

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Smoking

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
My neighboor

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
Amnesia

46. What size is your bed?
King-size

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
So that the nails & hammers manufacturers will become reacher

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
To be able to make unlimited wishes.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Both are important

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
A joint of 2 people... a man who is not sure if he's doing the right thing... and a woman who finally made her dream come true, to wear a wedding dress!

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
The days until they become food on someone's table

53. Does size matter?
It depends on what

54. Do you have any STDs?
No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
Endurance

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
I can't give my partner an orgasm by using my left hand

57. What’s your favorite position?
Spooning

58. What does the term free gift mean?
Giving something that you just want to get rid off

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts?
No

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Beach

61. How often do you masturbate?
Rarely... i'm not allowed to anyway.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Yeah... and if the feathers are dusty, they're snizzing too.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
4 months

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Yes

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Nothing weird

67. Did you get it?
-

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
No

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Smelly people in bus

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
"You're not God. You're the freaking bird from question62"

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
I would punch my math teacher on his face

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Yeah

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Every day

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
230km/h

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Bank robbery

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be?
Jessica Rabbit

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Driving without license and crushing my father's car

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Myself vomiting after a hangover! lol

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Wrong. You can find the speed of taste.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Didn't have one

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
"The man who knew too little". Because everyday i learn something new about myself.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
The day i decided to talk to my family & friends about my bdsm lifestyle

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
I love their creativity
I hate their ignorance and the easiness of being manipulated

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
Lisbon when i was 19

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Cuddling

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Mauritius

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Me driving the ambulance

89. Do you think you are selfish?
No

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
lol... that would be a nice dare for humiliation

91. What is your favorite drink?
Coffee

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Water and coca-cola

93. What is the last book you read?
Hickory Dickory Dock by Agatha Christie

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Who cares

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
King of the alien harem

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Tabula rasa

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Bold, indifferent, energetic

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
Never had one

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Being very calculating

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
For sure less than zero.

[ofthenorth]

Originally Posted by jacob

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
Is that Celsius or Fahrenheit? Well zero degrees Fahrenheit is -17.8 degrees Celsius so that would mean… it would be -35.6 degrees Celsius or -31 Fahrenheit…
Or
Zero degrees Celsius is 32 degrees Fahrenheit… so you cut that in half witch is 16 degrees Fahrenheit or -8.9 degrees Celsius.

wow i took a major math nerd look at question 100... good thing i want to be an engineer

Finally someone got that one.

[momo]

Originally Posted by ofthenorth

Finally someone got that one.

You told me -I- was being too literal with my responses. I could have figured that out if you hadn't commented on my seriousness meanie

[Star Shadows]

1. What's your bday?
21st oct.

2. How many children do you want to have?
Im not sure, maybe some maybe none.

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?

5. Any pets?
Ya

6. If yes, what kind?
Cat

7. What is your dream vehicle?
No idea

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyes, they are the window to the soul.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Book, my teddy, bedding, my ipod ipod that just has music, power generator. Bedding to sleep in with my teddy book to read and generator to recharge ipod.

11. Describe your perfect date?

12. What is your darkest fantasy?


13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
thinner tummy, ingrown toe nail cos its annoying me then not sure

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.


15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Eww

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
Yes

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
No

19. If yes what animal?

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
I dont know.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
Me, If i had the choice to take the worst from then.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
40 124.0411 British pounds? erm not sure. pay to go to uni prolly.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
No idea

24. Do you like chocolate?
LOVE IT

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because it was little at the time and it would confuse people to change it.


26. What's your dream life?
Not living here

27. What scares you the most and why?
Being alone

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Life, sound, and the sky

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Wrists, not sure why.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Respect.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
Yea

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
No

33. If so, which ones?
No

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?

35. What are your two biggest regrets?

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
I wouldn't

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
My Cousin

38. Who's the worst?
Little brother

39. What are you most jealous of?
Men for not getting periods

40. Are you OCD about anything?
Not really, except maybe my planner for school, I have to draw margins in after they stopped printing them cos it drives me mad.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Cry lots

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
No idea, but I wonder why an airport is a terminal?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Biting my nails, I have tried

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
I couldn't do it

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
Isolation

46. What size is your bed?
Single.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
Prevent grave robbery apparently.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
Go to america or for Getdare members to have their own country.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Contextual.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
" A sacramental (outward sign of an inward grace) vocation (calling) to spend the rest of your life with the person you love" See Religious Education does help!

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
cows

53. Does size matter?
Nope.

54. Do you have any STDs?
Never had the S to get the TD's

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
57. What’s your favorite position?
NA

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
if its from a company no, usually have terms and conditions like "collect x many tokens of boxes of ________ cereal"

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
I am still a virgin

61. How often do you masturbate?
A Lot.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
I never tried to test.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
15 days ish.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
No

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?


66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
No weird ones yet

67. Did you get it?
N/A

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Yes.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
People who miss letters out of words.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Bless you

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
I don't know, I don't want to change a thing, the good and the bad make us who we are.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Sometimes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
cant drive

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
cant drive

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Dance

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Dont like cartoons

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
No idea

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Racism

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Id assume so

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Becca

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
No idea

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
My first real Dum, who almost ruined my life, but I guess I would never have became friends with the people I have today without it, at least not as close as I am now.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
<3 the kind and selfless people who would stay up all night to make sure you're ok if you were feeling down.
Hate... the greed and selfishness of the idiots in politics

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
at the age of 10 probably to Menorca

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
school day wish I could go back to sleep, non school day get straight on MSN
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
America (west coast)

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
because they ambulance stopped for pizza

89. Do you think you are selfish?
Yes.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
I don't know, I guess cos it has multiple meanings

91. What is your favorite drink?
Diet Pepsi

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Fruit Juice, fruit, sandwich meat, cheese and milk, oh and butter.

93. What is the last book you read?
In full? I guess it would be "A picture of Dorian Gray" Or "Dime Store Magic" I just cant remember which way round.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
A LOT!

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
I haven't got a clue.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Just my luck, or The short one.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Submissive, Shy, argumentative

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
N/A

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Chocolate

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
I really dont care enough to work it out

[Honesteyes]

1. What's your bday?
It's... in summer *avoids specific answer*

2. How many children do you want to have?
Children?! pfft they cost on average £200,000 per child from 0-18. I'd rather have a closet full of shoes!! or, you know, the gender-role conforming male version... cars >.>

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Christian Louboutin and Mercedes Benz.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
As soon as possible!

5. Any pets?
No, dog just got put down

6. If yes, what kind?


7. What is your dream vehicle?
Umm.... hot pink lamborghini! it would be FABULOUS!

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Newwww Yorrrkk. I would eat hotdogs, go to a baseball game and get drunk.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
My foot in it. Bitch.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
My GHDs!!! Can't live without those suckers!! ooh and definitely conditioner too. Hair spray. Hair bleach to keep it blonde, and of course toner to keep it platinum blonde.. huh, i ran out of items on just hair stuff? :S

11. Describe your perfect date?
Exploring an unexplored tomb (like in the sims 3 world adventures!)

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
A world without light bulbs, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Natural hair colour, eye colour and i'd be a musical prodigy.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Robert Pattinson.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Do it. Just give yourself an enema with disinfectant first >.>

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
Have you ever let a crazy gay guy give you a disinfectant enema?!

If you have you're stupid.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
No, it would be considered making the world a better place. Ahahaha ooooh controversial...

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
No.

19. If yes what animal?

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
Lamprey! Who doesnt love a prehistoric condom with teeth around their junk...

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
The second one. But then i have a bit of a crush on my best friend :3

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
To fund a project designed to work out why there's a dollar sign in front of it if it's in yen >.>

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
I was born before my time, so i'd throw myself into a future where Meels are socially acceptable ^_^

24. Do you like chocolate?
What's next, is Robert Pattinson a sex god? DUH!

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because the company started small, but by the time it got big enough to deserve a name like 'Macrosoft' there was already too much goodwill attached to 'microsoft' to give it up.

26. What's your dream life?
The life of the penis fish! Causing incomprehensible levels of pain and swimming up a guy's urethra, I live for that shit.

27. What scares you the most and why?
old age. It's just scary.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Sunsets, Storms and Beyoncé!

Yes, I am aware the question said 'natural world' >.>

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Penis. Duh.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Because strippers charge for the show, not the goods

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? nope.
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Physically - stop masturbating for a week when I inflamed my prostate from it >.> Emotionally - Come out to my mother.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
I regret regretting nothing.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
Have sex with it instead of having a conversation with it

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
Hard to say.

38. Who's the worst?
Annoying, 10 year old nephew who wont leave me alone ><

39. What are you most jealous of?
People with riches and bitches, moneys and honeys.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
I have this weird thing that the cup/glass i drink from has to be spotlessly clean >.< ... of course, when im drunk that goes away.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Feel nothing, find a new friend. I bottle stuff up a lot.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
Ummm.... I don't.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Washing i kid, umm dunno really. *shrug*

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
She knows who she is. It's about time that bitch got phased out.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
Oooh the relocation thing! that sounds like so much fun, id do that now if i could.

46. What size is your bed?
single

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
Because why would you ever nail up a coffin.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
cheese. But then what about oral sex involving 'cheese'? >.>

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
Infinite wishes.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Lust, it drives far more of the world's industries than this 'love' nonsense.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
Like an American car - rocky, bumpy, and not built to last more than five years.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
The stars. Inside every sheep is the heart and soul of an artist.

53. Does size matter?
Definitely! You either want it really big so you can take it for the ride of your life, or really small to enhance any sexual humiliation you inflict. Averages are meh.

54. Do you have any STDs?
Herpes. On my mouth.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
The secret tentacle growing out of my knee that i use to t-rape guys.

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Pillow talk afterwards. Awkward turtle.

57. What’s your favorite position?
Anything involving rope suspension bondage and whipped cream.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
Your face.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
The knifed orifice. It's a killer.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Australia

61. How often do you masturbate?
2-7 a day

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Yes

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
one week.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Who hasnt

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
See above

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
A bloooooooow jobbbb

67. Did you get it?
What do you think? ^^

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Sure, criminals are hott.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
You.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
Ha. Me on a farm? Really?

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Shit I'm hallucinating a real god, i better check myself into a mental institute.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
I'd go back and have sex with it.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Silence is golden. Like my showers >: P

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? N/A
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Go into a clothes store and try on all the really ugly, ridiculous outfits ^^

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Monty Burns. Old, Ill and Loaded.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Getting lost.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
scatty scat scat scat

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
well it would be whatever speed that type of particle diffuses at *shrug*

81. What was your nickname in high school?
dont ask.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Memoirs of a Geisha... im secretly a Japanese prostitute >.>

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
my parents having sex nine months before i was born? It created it.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
Love its kinkiness, hate its restrictive laws about nudity.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
dont remember

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
three guesses.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
australia

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
you pay for the pizza.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
the whole world is selfish.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
I dunno. I should start doing this to find out.

91. What is your favorite drink?
mojito!

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Refrigeration

93. What is the last book you read?
hmmmm... huntress.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
By my understanding of the word 'gas', none.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
to have sex with those aliens. They can pick the 'position' : D

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Gay and horny.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
hahaha i believe i just answered this above...

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
Hugo, telling me i couldnt afford that sexy suit of his! : (

99. What is your greatest weakness?
My tendency to reveal my greatest weakness on a survey anyone can read >.>

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
Well temperature is a measure of the heat energy a particle has, so to half the temperature you'd have to half the heat energy...

and since a particle has no heat energy at absolute zero, a particle at zero degrees celsius contains 273.15 degrees of heat energy. Therefore, it will be twice as cold when it has 136.575 degrees of heat energy, at -136.575 degrees celsius. I think?

[dragonator]

1. What's your bday? 11-18

2. How many children do you want to have? i want to have millions... all of which would be illegitimate (as in ileft threre mother before they were born lol) except 3

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
i have no clue
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
the ilegitimate ones... NOW since with them being ilegitimate i wouldnt have to take care of them, the others after im married
5. Any pets? yes

6. If yes, what kind? 2 cats and a dog

7. What is your dream vehicle? a tank with a half naked hot female chauffer

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?spain because they dont have any public nudity laws (or so im told) and id do exhibitionist dares all week

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? the eyes, their windsows into the soul

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?

1 a generator
2 a years supply of gasoline for said generator
3 a tv
4 a lamp
5 my video games




11. Describe your perfect date?
one that ends in a hot 3 way
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
to be a slave to a hot mistress, who blackmailed me into it
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
smarter, faster, stronger, can never have enough of any of those
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
a hot nymphomaniac (it might intrest you to know im takeing these while horny so all of my answers will be somewhat sexual)
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
its a good thing
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
nope
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
yes lol
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? only by watching otherwise no
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? a dog

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? depends... if i got to choose whether wer talking male or female friend (as i dont choose best friends) then definately participate as id love to be fucked for a week straight by 50 females... if not all of them weere femaleshowever then definately watch.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
i have no clue how much that is...
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
i would go to the time of knights and dragons and become a legendary knight like king arthur or lancelot.
24. Do you like chocolate?
yes but im diabetic
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
cuz it began small and was named when it began


26. What's your dream life?
living in a castle surronded by hot naked chicks
27. What scares you the most and why?
i have no fear
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
oceans
mountains
forests
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
the tits... cuz im a dude and i like them...
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
idk
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yes
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? yes
33. If so, which ones? the steak and pizza ones

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? wrestling training.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? ive done some things im not proud of.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? i wouldnt do them

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? me
38. Who's the worst? theres too many evil ones to decide

39. What are you most jealous of? king arthurs legendaryness

40. Are you OCD about anything? yep

41. What would you do if your best friend died? alreay said i dont choose best friends

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? no

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? not being able t talk to girls lol

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? idk

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? the first one

46. What size is your bed? idk

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? to keep in the zombies

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? infinte knowledge

50. What is more important - lust or love? im 15 so lust

51. Define marriage in a sentence. jail

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? sheep dogs

53. Does size matter? idk

54. Do you have any STDs? no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? im a virgin...
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? see above...

57. What’s your favorite position? see above

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? good question

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) virgin

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? virgin

61. How often do you masturbate? 3-4 times a day

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 13 years before i realized i could since then... 2 days...

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? yes...

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yes...

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? i havent
67. Did you get it? na

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?if it was a female penitiary hell yea, hell id do it for free every night

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? hypocrites

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? yes

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? gazuntich

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? all of freshman year...

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? no

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? never

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? na

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? if i thot i could get away with it... pull down a hot girls pants and underwear so i could see her ass

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? sakura from Naruto... and shes effin hot!

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? forgetting things

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? hypocrites

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? no

81. What was your nickname in high school? Dragonator lol

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? I Am Legend. Cuz i am

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? i was born

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? i love our lustful ness, i hate hippies

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? when i was 8 and i went to california

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? take a piss

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? id stay here

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? cuz pizza ppl have more practice

89. Do you think you are selfish? yes

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? cuz it wouldnt be socially acceptable

91. What is your favorite drink? pepsi

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? leftovers

93. What is the last book you read? Rangers Aprentic: book 4 The Battle for Skandia

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? to be their king, and have all the sex i could imagine and live in a castle

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? The Dragon and His Hoard

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? I Am Legend

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. i work for myself and always have...

99. What is your greatest weakness? my low stamina

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0

[secretone55555]

1. What's your bday?
October 26
2. How many children do you want to have?
2 or 3
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
not sure yet
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
30s
5. Any pets?
yes
6. If yes, what kind?
dog
7. What is your dream vehicle?
lamborghini
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
italy, visit family and go to the countryside, go wine tasting, enjoy
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
eyes, there cool
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
i really don't know. a piano, an ipod.
11. Describe your perfect date?
not sure
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
darkest? to be a worthless slave
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
weight, muscle build, penis size
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
very hot, loves family, want children, wants to have fun, laughs
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
not attractive unless it is my butt
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
no, but i want one
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
i dont know
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beastiality?
nope
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
i really don't know
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
it depends on the friend
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
save up to buy a lamborghini
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
since you cannot travel into the past, i would go thousands of years in the future to see the technology
24. Do you like chocolate?
YES
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
because it was not big in the beginning
26. What's your dream life?
trophy wife, nice car, rich, great family
27. What scares you the most and why?
spiders or the dark, because they are both unknown to me
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
the sky/clouds, the water (waterfalls/rivers/lakes/oceans) and life itself (trees, animals)
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
genitals, because that is where all the fun is
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
they don't
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
not sure
35. What are your two biggest regrets?
i really can't think of them now
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
everyone, i love them all
38. Who's the worst?
i love all my family no matter what
39. What are you most jealous of?
a big penis
40. Are you OCD about anything?
yes, especially getting somewhere early
41. What would you do if your best friend died?
cry
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
no
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
masturbating
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
evan
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
cannot decide
46. What size is your bed?
full
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
incase they turn into zombies and come out
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
cheese
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
to have my perfect life
50. What is more important - lust or love?
love
51. Define marriage in a sentence.
fun, depending on the person you are with
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
how long you sleep for
53. Does size matter?
absolutely
54. Do you have any STDs?
no
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
actually having sex
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
not sure
57. What’s your favorite position?
69
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
not necessarily some gifts come with a repercussion
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
no
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
living room
61. How often do you masturbate?
daily
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
no because of the anatomy of a bird
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
a few days, maybe a week
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
pictures=yes, video=no
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
yes
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
only one job, and it is not wierd
67. Did you get it?
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
yes
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
being late
70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
no
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
bless you
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
be cooler, play a sport
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
sometimes, depends on my mood
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
always
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
15-20 mph
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
get naked
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
ezio auditore from assassins creed 2 because he is very hot
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
i don't get into trouble
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
poo
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
that is called the speed of the wind, because smells travel in the air
81. What was your nickname in high school?
ben
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
not sure
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
everything has an impact on me
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
love the fact that we are 6 billion strong and mostly smart, i hate the fact that we are going to destroy ourselves through war and greed
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
i can't remember it was so long ago
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
go to the bathroom
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
italy
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
it's not true
89. Do you think you are selfish?
not at all
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
because that would be rude
91. What is your favorite drink?
strawberry daiquiri
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
too much
93. What is the last book you read?
the physics of the impossible by michio kaku
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
too many to count
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
leader of the world
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
if i chose the title, it wouldn't be a complete biography
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
fun, funny, loving
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
only one boss and she was great
99. What is your greatest weakness?
physical
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
depends where you started from

[fitsexyguy]

1. What's your birthday?
This wonderful day in October!

2. How many children do you want to have?
2 maybe

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
No idea, to early to be thinking of that

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
Mid/late 20's

5. Any pets?
Dunno

6. If yes, what kind?
-

7. What is your dream vehicle?
European sports car

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Hmm....I would go to Europe and chill out!

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyes, because they is pretty

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
I have no idea :P

11. Describe your perfect date?
Not sure!

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Don't know atm!

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
The way I look, be more muscular and something else

14. Describe your perfect woman?
Have to be a nice and loving person!

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Yucky!

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
That's tricky, I don't think it would really!

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
Probs not

19. If yes what animal?
-

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
Dog

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
50 Person option

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
Well that is $67,000 AUD so I would go out and buy all new technological stuff (Laptop, iPod, etc) and then buy some clothes and stuff and a new musical instrument!

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
Hmm back to the other day so I could relive a fun time

24. Do you like chocolate?
I love it!

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because micro refers to the small amount of time Microsoft actually works well, maybe? I dunno!

26. What's your dream life?
To be successful and have a happy life!

27. What scares you the most and why?
Umm not to sure probably failure!

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
The stars/night sky, water, rain

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Hmm like body shape (back/torso) because like sometimes the curves are really sexy/hypnotic XD

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Haha that's weird, I dunno, I've never had to do it

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
-

33. If so, which ones?
-

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Not to sure really!

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Probably a lot of missed opportunities with friend and not sure of the other!

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
Hang out and have fun more!

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
Can't choose one but like Dad, Uncle, Cousin

38. Who's the worst?
My sister is a pain in the neck and recently my mother is being annoying too :S

39. What are you most jealous of?
Umm don't know

40. Are you OCD about anything?
Kind of, sometimes I like certain things to be really clean and sometimes really picky about detail

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
No idea :S

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
What?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Umm not sure

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
That's harsh, no one!

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
Why all these hard questions? Umm complete isolation I guess :S

46. What size is your bed?
King single

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
So that it doesn't come of or so the person doesn't come out as a zombie?

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Haha I love both :S I'd die!

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
Another 20 wishes! But it would probably be to have better relationships with my friends!

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
PAINNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Kidding!
Umm....Symbol of two people's love for each other!

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Grass? We eat sheeps and we count them so maybe the count their food which is grass!

53. Does size matter?
Depends what your talking about! A lot of the time it does and depending on what it is sometimes big is better and sometimes it's not!

54. Do you have any STDs?
No idea

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
I have no idea

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
I've got no experience with sex?

57. What’s your favorite position?
No idea

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
No idea

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts?
Nope

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Virgin!

61. How often do you masturbate?
Often

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Doubtful

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
No idea

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Indeed, picture

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
-

67. Did you get it?
-

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
As long as it was the women's penitentiary and I would be safe and shown what to do, yes!

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
I have more than one XD

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Surprise?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
Probably that I didn't choose so many subjects and yeh!

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
No

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Never, I'm a learner, I'd get killed :P

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
1 or 2 maybe

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Strip naked and.......oh wait I have no idea!

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Hmm don't know!

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Stupid trivial stuff, but I rarely got into trouble!

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Guys that have no respect for women

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Probably

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Didn't have one

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
No idea

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
No idea

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
Love that we can work together, hate how antisocial, rude, self-centred, etc people can be!

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
First time I remember I would have been like 7 but may have been earlier!

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Open my eyes, it varies, weekends I wake up, weekdays I go back to sleep XD

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Italia!

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Dunno!

89. Do you think you are selfish?
No

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because that's silly!

91. What is your favorite drink?
Coke

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Lots of stuff

93. What is the last book you read?
Lol I wouldn't have a clue, so long ago!

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
A LOT!

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
The thing I would desire would be a spaceship that could travel quickly back to earth and I would want to be king of the aliens!

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Yawn!

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Kind, Cute, Funny

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
-

99. What is your greatest weakness?
No idea

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
I can't be bothered to work it out but it would be somewhere between -5 & -10 degrees Celsius, I think it'd be in the middle of that!