02-06-2014, 05:40 PM | #1 |
Starchy Sadist
|
10 More Random Questions.
1. Do you like citrus fruit?
2. Can you say your ABCs backwards? 3. Do you know what ! means in mathematics? 4. Have you had an experience that seemed like it was right out of a romance? 5. The best way to your heart is through your _______. 6. Describe your perfect partner. 7. How long have you been kinky (if you are at all)? 8. Name one kink you would like to try but are too nervous about. 9. Ever been to a munch? (A munch is a social meet-up between kinksters.) 10. What's the best way to cook a potato?! D:
__________________
No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?"
"Prismarine!" Last edited by iSpuds; 02-06-2014 at 06:52 PM. |
02-06-2014, 05:46 PM | #2 |
Distinguished Member
|
1. Do you like citrus fruit? Absolutely!!!
2. Can you say your ABCs backwards? Absolutely!! 3. Do you know what ! means in mathematics? I think I do... 4. Have you had an experience that seemed like it was right out of a romance? Depends...the end of both my long term relationships seemed like the way romances end in dramas 5. The best way to your heart is through your _______. Stomach 6. Describe your perfect partner. Older than me, could be confused with being straight, in good shape but not overly muscled, likes to cuddle 7. How long have you been kinky (if you are at all)? Not long 8. Name one kink you would like to try but are too nervous about. There's a lot...more public than I do I guess 9. Ever been to a munch? A what? 10. What's the best way to cook a potato?! I don't eat potatoes.
__________________
LDL was outdated, ask me about likes/limits/etc |
02-06-2014, 06:09 PM | #3 |
Member
|
1. Do you like citrus fruit?
Some 2. Can you say your ABCs backwards? yes 3. Do you know what ! means in mathematics? factorial 4. Have you had an experience that seemed like it was right out of a romance? yea, I have. love at 1st sight and it didnt work lol 5. The best way to your heart is through your _______. ARTERIES lol idk 6. Describe your perfect partner. Confident, caring, positive personality, loving, taller than me, fit stuff like that lol 7. How long have you been kinky (if you are at all)? umm few years now 8. Name one kink you would like to try but are too nervous about. probably having fun in front of people 9. Ever been to a munch? i didnt get that question, googled and No 10. What's the best way to cook a potato?! D: seared then roasted in duck fat |
02-06-2014, 09:32 PM | #4 |
getDare Sweetheart
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 303
|
1. Do you like citrus fruit?
Love them! Pineapple mostly 2. Can you say your ABCs backwards? Nope 3. Do you know what ! means in mathematics? Yes 4. Have you had an experience that seemed like it was right out of a romance? Nope 5. The best way to your heart is through your _______. Mind 6. Describe your perfect partner. Smart, quirky, beautiful, bubbly 7. How long have you been kinky (if you are at all)? Like 16 I started playing anally 8. Name one kink you would like to try but are too nervous about. I'd love to be pegged, kind of hard to bring it up to girls though 9. Ever been to a munch? (A munch is a social meet-up between kinksters.) Nope, if I ever lose weight and get better at crossdressing I will 10. What's the best way to cook a potato?! Freedom fries! Nah, only kidding. Probably potato skins (they are terribad for you though) |
02-07-2014, 02:36 AM | #5 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 190
|
1. Do you like citrus fruit? There is nothing like I specifically like only citrus food or I don't like them. But those usually hurt my teeth because of the citrus acid. I don't have any good or bad feelings on those fruits though. They are just fruits for me.
2. Can you say your ABCs backwards? I can, if I take some effort to. 3. Do you know what ! means in mathematics? Of course I know. 4. Have you had an experience that seemed like it was right out of a romance? I don't know. 5. The best way to your heart is through your ears. 6. Describe your perfect partner. A funny, friendly, very intelligent person who have common sense. That's it. I do not fall for a beauty of a woman. 7. How long have you been kinky (if you are at all)? Like 10 years? 8. Name one kink you would like to try but are too nervous about. Anal 9. Ever been to a munch? (A munch is a social meet-up between kinksters.) Nope. 10. What's the best way to cook a potato?! D: The only way I know is putting those in boiling water. |
02-08-2014, 09:53 AM | #6 |
Senior Member
|
1. Do you like citrus fruit?
Not really. 2. Can you say your ABCs backwards? If given enough time.. 3. Do you know what ! means in mathematics? No.. terrible at math. Edit: now I do 4. Have you had an experience that seemed like it was right out of a romance? Sort of.. they were trying too hard though which made it awkward. 5. The best way to your heart is through your _______. Internal organs aside.. my brain? 6. Describe your perfect partner. A total hunk (with a nice butt) who likes fine art museums and not contemporary art museums. And can cook. 7. How long have you been kinky (if you are at all)? Uhmm.. depends on when you start to define kinky! It's just slowly built up over the years. 8. Name one kink you would like to try but are too nervous about. uhmm.. can't think of one right now though I'm sure there's a few. 9. Ever been to a munch? (A munch is a social meet-up between kinksters.) Nope. 10. What's the best way to cook a potato?! D: I don't really like potatoes.. but if I had to say, maybe croquettes? |
02-08-2014, 10:30 AM | #7 |
Senior Member
|
1. Do you like citrus fruit?
Yes I do 2. Can you say your ABCs backwards? I can! 3. Do you know what ! means in mathematics? Yep it is basically logical negation so if: The statement !SluttyWhore is true if and only if SluttyWhore is false. 4. Have you had an experience that seemed like it was right out of a romance? Not really 5. The best way to your heart is through your _______. Asshole (hehehehe) 6. Describe your perfect partner. I don't really envision a perfect partner for me 7. How long have you been kinky (if you are at all)? For around 6 months so far. 8. Name one kink you would like to try but are too nervous about. Scat play 9. Ever been to a munch? (A munch is a social meet-up between kinksters.) Nope not yet, here in mumbai I am really isolated from the kink world. 10. What's the best way to cook a potato?! Roast it - Roast Potato is to die for <3
__________________
20 / Male / Slave / Gay / Dubai LIKES / DISLIKES / LIMITS I'M BACK EVERYONE! I am that little bitch that you've been looking for. PM Dares Kik: jsdpunk99
Skype: jsdpunk19 |
02-08-2014, 01:12 PM | #8 |
getDare Sweetheart
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 303
|
I NEED TO CHANGE MY ANSWER FOR NUMBER 10!
I just remembered this super delicious potato dish that I got in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. They are called pasties or something. They put potato and meat and veggies inside this pastry. They are amazing. |
02-08-2014, 01:29 PM | #9 |
Distinguished Member
|
1. Do you like citrus fruit?
I love tangerines. And orange juice. Lemon in tea is okay, 2. Can you say your ABCs backwards? Not as fast as forwards, but yeah. 3. Do you know what ! means in mathematics? It's factorial. In my notebook, it has an alternative function of succeeding letters WTF, along with a question mark. 4. Have you had an experience that seemed like it was right out of a romance? I once had a plate of incredible lasagna. 5. The best way to your heart is through your _______. Through complimenting my beard and laughing at my jokes. 6. Describe your perfect partner. Doesn't want to be together all the time. Is okay with being casual. Doesn't walk on grass, even if the route via sidewalk is longer. (I'm dead serious about the last one. Girls, that's a dealbreaker.) If one of my friends reads this, my cover is blown 7. How long have you been kinky (if you are at all)? Not sure what age I was, but I remember trying to tie myself up as a kid. It just felt thrilling. I was very surprised and a bit scared when something sticky appeared between my legs. 8. Name one kink you would like to try but are too nervous about. Can't think of anything right now. 9. Ever been to a munch? (A munch is a social meet-up between kinksters.) Nope 10. What's the best way to cook a potato?! D: I don't care as long as the potato suffers.
__________________
25M | switch | straight Looking for a sub Teased and denied by girls since May 7 Likes: masturbation/orgasm control and denial, occasional anal, some pain (especially spanking, nipple torture), light bondage, exercise Dislikes/punishments: more pain (esp cbt, toothpaste) , lines, corner time Limits: public, pics/cam, involving other people, all the usual stuff and probably a lot of other shit Toys: chastity cage, vibrator, prostate massager PM Dares |
02-08-2014, 01:45 PM | #10 |
Starchy Sadist
|
I am going to walk all over a huge chunk of lawn with you in mind.
__________________
No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?"
"Prismarine!" |
02-08-2014, 01:55 PM | #11 |
Distinguished Member
|
See? This is precisely why I think all potatoes should die. I think I'm going to open a bag of chips to help with that.
__________________
25M | switch | straight Looking for a sub Teased and denied by girls since May 7 Likes: masturbation/orgasm control and denial, occasional anal, some pain (especially spanking, nipple torture), light bondage, exercise Dislikes/punishments: more pain (esp cbt, toothpaste) , lines, corner time Limits: public, pics/cam, involving other people, all the usual stuff and probably a lot of other shit Toys: chastity cage, vibrator, prostate massager PM Dares |
02-09-2014, 02:06 AM | #12 | |
Starchy Sadist
|
Quote:
By the way, have you ever heard of The Beards? Best beard-related comedy rock band on the planet.
__________________
No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?"
"Prismarine!" |
|
02-09-2014, 04:06 AM | #13 |
Distinguished Member
|
That's like a name of an action movie: The Potate Story: Too Sexy to Die. (Bruce Willis starring as The Potato, merciless fighter against crime, injustice and world peace.)
I listen to them more often than I feel comfortable admitting. They are hilarious.
__________________
25M | switch | straight Looking for a sub Teased and denied by girls since May 7 Likes: masturbation/orgasm control and denial, occasional anal, some pain (especially spanking, nipple torture), light bondage, exercise Dislikes/punishments: more pain (esp cbt, toothpaste) , lines, corner time Limits: public, pics/cam, involving other people, all the usual stuff and probably a lot of other shit Toys: chastity cage, vibrator, prostate massager PM Dares Last edited by twotothetenth; 02-09-2014 at 04:21 AM. Reason: a word |
02-09-2014, 10:45 AM | #14 |
Moderator
|
1. Do you like citrus fruit? YESSSS. All of the fruits are yum! I especially like passion fruit!
2. Can you say your ABCs backwards? I just tried, and NO, not without an inordinate amount of time. O_o 3. Do you know what ! means in mathematics? It means a big pain in my ass. Yes. I know. 4. Have you had an experience that seemed like it was right out of a romance? Quite a few! I have also had dating experiences that seemed like they were right out of Seinfeld. 5. The best way to your heart is through your _______. Uh, laughter. Make me laugh and I get all googly headed. 6. Describe your perfect partner. Nice. Kinky. Good in bed. 7. How long have you been kinky (if you are at all)? Actively? Since I was 20ish, so 19 years. 8. Name one kink you would like to try but are too nervous about. Age play. EDIT: Oh, and anal. 9. Ever been to a munch? (A munch is a social meet-up between kinksters.) One time. 10. What's the best way to cook a potato?! D: Awwwww. I could never cook you! I want you to live!
__________________
What a beautiful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven't happened yet. I’m sick, please be nice.
Last edited by Happy Me; 02-09-2014 at 10:16 PM. Reason: Added anal. |
02-09-2014, 12:22 PM | #15 |
getDare Devil
|
1. Do you like citrus fruit?
For the most part, yeah. But they're never my favorite fruits. 2. Can you say your ABCs backwards? s'CBA ruoy. Yeah, I managed it! 3. Do you know what ! means in mathematics? When written behind an equation it means: Look at this equation, it's awesome! 4. Have you had an experience that seemed like it was right out of a romance? Nah, not really. 5. The best way to your heart is through your _______. Brains. 6. Describe your perfect partner. Kinky, nerdy, happy. Lots of y's. 7. How long have you been kinky (if you are at all)? For a long, long time. But I haven't acted on it much until the last year. 8. Name one kink you would like to try but are too nervous about. I like the idea of being blackmailed. But that's fantasy only. 9. Ever been to a munch? (A munch is a social meet-up between kinksters.) No. Doesn't sound like my cup of tea. I'm a loner. 10. What's the best way to cook a potato?! D: What's wrong with baked potatoes? |
Advertisements |
|
|