Pickup lines

Allison~ · 12-19-2014, 12:03 AM

What was the best (one you liked most) and the weirdest pickup line that you used or someone used on you?

LightSwitch · 12-19-2014, 01:18 AM

One of my nerdy favourites is "Is your name Google?.. Because you're everything I'm searching for."

FoxFire · 12-19-2014, 01:37 AM

Heard this from someone at a bar awhile back

Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.

mrpropel · 12-19-2014, 01:34 PM

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

....Hehe

Schwink · 12-19-2014, 03:26 PM

Used to make a game of coming up with or finding the worst possible pickup lines at work. A few favorites:

"You should sell hotdogs when you get older, because you can already make a wiener stand"
"Are you a beaver? Because dam."
"Hey, you want to go see a movie together sometime? Because my mom says I can't go alone."
"Are you a cemetery? Because I'm dead inside and want to bury myself in you."

Doctor... · 01-02-2015, 06:37 PM

I haven't used it, but my friend did

"Are you from McDonald's? 'cuz I'm lovin' it!

LPV · 02-05-2015, 08:25 AM

Please pass the ketchup.

What's your name? That's a petty name for a pretty girl.

Dr.Daring · 02-05-2015, 08:32 AM

Look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes.

You're eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea...

You just made the top of my to do list

howler.howler · 02-11-2015, 12:20 AM

"Do you like raisins? How about a date?" haha..

silverdarknight · 02-11-2015, 12:52 AM

"Excuse me, can I ask you a question?
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Wordsmiff · 02-11-2015, 04:22 AM

You look like a million dollars!

All green and crinkly.

Well, it might work.

Wordsmiff · 02-11-2015, 04:23 AM

Get your coat on, you've pulled!

Wordsmiff · 02-11-2015, 04:24 AM

Is your phone charged up?

Well, call your mom and tell her you won't be home tonight.

Wordsmiff · 02-11-2015, 04:24 AM

That's a lovely dress you're wearing.

It'll look great on my bedroom floor.

Wordsmiff · 02-11-2015, 04:27 AM

I'll call your left leg Christmas and I'll call your right leg Easter.

By the way, can you invite me up between the holidays?

12-19-2014, 12:03 AM	#1
Allison~ Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: US Posts: 234 Blog Entries: 2	Pickup lines What was the best (one you liked most) and the weirdest pickup line that you used or someone used on you? __________________ 23F Likes: Semi-public, humiliation (non-verbal), toys, nudity, and masturbation. Dislikes: Orgasm control and ice. Limits: pee/poo, pain, extremely messy, permanent/long-term, social suicide, and pics. My toys. My long term dares list. Spoiler: If asked what I'm wearing I must answer. [Was a dare]

12-19-2014, 01:37 AM	#3
FoxFire getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Earth..ish Posts: 253	Heard this from someone at a bar awhile back Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years. __________________ L ~ CrEaTiViTy~semi-public/messy /edging /anal play/denial /common sense and creativity ~dislikes~ ice/heat ~Limits~ bodily fluids, pee... poop etc.. Switch ~mildly searching.

12-19-2014, 01:34 PM	#4
mrpropel Truth or Dare Junkie Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Paradise Posts: 5,103 Blog Entries: 2	I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. ....Hehe __________________ M~28~bi~Femboy hi there! hope you are having a great day! feel free to say hi to me on discord! `Bantering` love you all <3

01-02-2015, 06:37 PM	#6
Doctor... Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: In lilsissy's crib Posts: 101 Blog Entries: 4	I haven't used it, but my friend did "Are you from McDonald's? 'cuz I'm lovin' it! __________________ Height 6'2 Age 19 Location: Texas, USA Member of the NTA! Male Farm Breed: Stud PM dares moved here LIMIT/LIKES moved here Want to be part of the creation of getDare's biggest Dice Dare? If you pm me, I can be your little, kitten, slut, etc for at least a week (if you want me too). RAINBOW

02-05-2015, 08:25 AM	#7
LPV getDare Saint Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Earth Posts: 3,552 Blog Entries: 13	Please pass the ketchup. What's your name? That's a petty name for a pretty girl. __________________ Denied by Triangle until at least August 21, 2024. Triangle is also requiring lpv to do 25 DAILY edges during this denial time. Last orgasm--October 18, 2023 About me: My likes, dislikes and limits Sam, RIP!

12-19-2014, 01:18 AM	#2
LightSwitch Senior Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 115	One of my nerdy favourites is "Is your name Google?.. Because you're everything I'm searching for."

12-19-2014, 03:26 PM	#5
Schwink getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 303	Used to make a game of coming up with or finding the worst possible pickup lines at work. A few favorites: "You should sell hotdogs when you get older, because you can already make a wiener stand" "Are you a beaver? Because dam." "Hey, you want to go see a movie together sometime? Because my mom says I can't go alone." "Are you a cemetery? Because I'm dead inside and want to bury myself in you."

02-05-2015, 08:32 AM	#8
Dr.Daring Distinguished Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: UK Posts: 655	Look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes. You're eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea... You just made the top of my to do list __________________ Male Dominant. Straight. Likes: Bondage, anal, public, humiliation, clothespins, spanking pretty much everything PM me anytime if you want a good dare

02-11-2015, 12:20 AM	#9
howler.howler Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 15	"Do you like raisins? How about a date?" haha.. __________________ Completely inexperienced but eager to soak it all up. Tell me your stories, tell me everything. "He stepped down, trying not to look long at her, as if she were the sun; yet he saw her, like the sun, even without looking." -Anna Karenina

02-11-2015, 12:52 AM	#10
silverdarknight getDare Devil Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: UK Posts: 1,311 Blog Entries: 11	"Excuse me, can I ask you a question? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" __________________ "There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking into mirrors." -Londo Mollari Likes:Enthusiasm, Pain, CBT, Spankings, Humiliation, disgusting, chemical play, sissy, pics(others), (&) Dislikes: Public, pee, pics(me), anal, (&) Limits: Stupid, Exposure, Rules, bondage, Long tasks, social suicide, (&) Bonus features: My rules(#), 'wanted' ad & many questions. &=More details on Likes/Dislikes etc here *=Full 'how to' details & rules here

02-11-2015, 04:22 AM	#11
Wordsmiff Distinguished Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Birmingham, UK Posts: 654 Blog Entries: 3	You look like a million dollars! All green and crinkly. Well, it might work.

02-11-2015, 04:23 AM	#12
Wordsmiff Distinguished Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Birmingham, UK Posts: 654 Blog Entries: 3	Get your coat on, you've pulled!

02-11-2015, 04:24 AM	#13
Wordsmiff Distinguished Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Birmingham, UK Posts: 654 Blog Entries: 3	Is your phone charged up? Well, call your mom and tell her you won't be home tonight.

02-11-2015, 04:27 AM	#15
Wordsmiff Distinguished Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Birmingham, UK Posts: 654 Blog Entries: 3	I'll call your left leg Christmas and I'll call your right leg Easter. By the way, can you invite me up between the holidays?