11 fun questions for absolutely everybody to answer

[elf_ears]

1. Heads or tails?
Tails.

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Not without digital intervention.

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
Off the top of my head my first thought is Jennifer Lawrence.

4. Do you believe in ghosts.
No.

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
I would rather receive a one of you.

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
Somewhere between 5 and 7 depending on how much effort I've put in on that day, whether I've shaved etc.

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?
The one that comes to mind is Scampi fries.

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
plane

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
no.

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
let me use them as a toilet.

[SleepingOnAMoon]

1. Heads or tails?
tails
2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
nope
3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
the entire cast of Game of Thrones
4. Do you believe in ghosts.
sometimes
5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
send you a pic...
6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
5
7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Spoiler:

TEN-TICKLES!

8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller?
n/a
8b (question for gay men): Have you ever worked on a farm or milked a cow?
n/a
8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.
n/a
8d (question for gay women): Have you ever put your bra over your eyes and pretended you were a bee?
n/a
8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?
Fruit Snacks
9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
Boat...
10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
nope
11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
daring someone to be my personal-on-call-driver, whenever i need a ride somewhere

[tallguy2241]

Originally Posted by gdBob

1. Heads or tails? Tails never fails

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? I can stick out my tongue, and touch my nose...just not with my tongue.

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
Jennifer Lawrence, Naomi Watts, and Lauren Graham (from Gilmore Girls...Heck, let's invite Rory too!)

4. Do you believe in ghosts. Nope

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both. send

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive? 3 to 4

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know. A mohel is a rabbi that performs circumcisions...so what do you call a mohel without any tools?

A rip off.

8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller? 2 inches taller....6'6" is not enough. And the other is just fine, no problems there.



9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride? trains, definitely.

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days? no

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
I would love to have a girl auction her clothes off for charity.

Thanks for clicking my thread and answering my questions. I hope you have a great day!

and apparently I need to type more here, to get to 16 characters? Odd...

[BigBadWolfy]

1. Heads or tails?
heads
2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
nope
3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
my 2 female childhood friends, Selena Gomez,Britney Spears, Sasha Gray
4. Do you believe in ghosts.
no
5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
see a photo
6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
4
7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
Dark humor is like food, not everybody gets it
8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller?
1 inch longer
8b (question for gay men): Have you ever worked on a farm or milked a cow?

8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.

8d (question for gay women): Have you ever put your bra over your eyes and pretended you were a bee?

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
plane
10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
no
11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
dress like a cheer leader with no underwear and make a humiliating cheer routine

[Twisted Kitten]

1. Heads or tails?
Tails
2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Kinda, the bottom I can.
3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
Jonny depp, vin diesil, daniel radcliff, emma watson, and amanda tapping. (Ill be the 3rd "girl")
4. Do you believe in ghosts.
Yes, but I call the spirits.
5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
I'd much rather send you a photo of me nakes. Dont really care to get nudes, but i like giving them!
6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
I think (provided i use the right makeup) that im about a 3
7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
Did you hear about the cheff who got sick? He "pasta-way". It was his "thyme". We "canoli" do so much. He will go down as a "pizza" history. Are these food puns "cutting" it for ya? Or are they too "cheesy"? Perhaps I "knead" to "wok" on my skills?
[B]8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have

8b (question for gay men): Have you ever worked on a farm or milked a cow?

8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.

8d (question for gay women): Have you ever put your bra over your eyes and pretended you were a bee?

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?
Chips and salsa, crackers and gouda cheese, or cashews. They are equal in my eyes.
9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
Plane
10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
����... yes...
11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
Ive always wanted to dare someone to eat something Ghost pepper, and not drink any milk for 5 minutes after.

[Edgeandenial]

1. Heads or tails?[/B]
tails.

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
Right now I would say Calvin Harris 🤔

4. Do you believe in ghosts.
yes I do, I believe in spirits and things like that

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
See a photo of you

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
I think around 8-9

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
I am boring. I got no jokes

8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller?


8b (question for gay men): Have you ever worked on a farm or milked a cow?

8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.

yes it is on my to do list

8d (question for gay women): Have you ever put your bra over your eyes and pretended you were a bee?

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
boat rides but not more than 12 hours of it that would make me sick. For longer journey I would say plane is the best

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
No I don't. I tend to avoid looking at the naked me in the mirror as well.

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
I don't think I have a dare.

[Nelioka]

1. Heads or tails?
Tails.

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
I cannot no.

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
Ryan Reynolds, Megan Fox, and oh definitely Stephen Amell xd

4. Do you believe in ghosts.
I do yes.

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
This is tough, but probably of me? Or no you I think yah I guess you.

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
I've been told by many people i'm very attractive, but personally i'd say 7 or 8?

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
A lepper and a prostitute have sex, after having sex the lepper says to the prostitute keep the tip!

8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.
I have embarrassingly enough, It was at a lake!

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
Train ride I think they're more relaxing.

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
Again embarrassingly enough I have, but really I just do it for fun!

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
Its a semi public dare i'm interested in doing, but can never find the courage. In fact I believe I read it from a forum somewhere here, I just don't remember where. You basically tie yourself up in front of a window. Legs and arms spread. You are only to wear a towel. Now you tie a string with a weight on it to said towel, and put an ice brick over said string, when the ice melts the towel will be taken off from the weight, you also do this same concept to open the curtains so you basically can't control your exposure. I'd like to work the courage to try it someday, but also i'd like to see other people try a self bondage technique like this or similar!

[Chappers]

1. Heads or tails? Tails

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Just miss

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
Scarlett Johansson

4. Do you believe in ghosts. Yes, but I believe it more of a glitch in the matrix or two or more universe mixing.

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both. I'll send you a phone.

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive? 3/4

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know. US voting Trump the funniest thing ever.

8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller? I am tall and my cock is already a good size, but I would love it to be one inch thicker.

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride? Do trains almost every day. Don't mind plane - but BOATS LOVE THEM.

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days? Nope.

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
To dance and flash a group of people.

[Sain]

1. Heads or tails?
Tails.
2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No.
3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
Will Ferrell would make the game a lot more fun...
4. Do you believe in ghosts.
No.
5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
I'd rather see a picture of you naked.
6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
5.
7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
I cannot. The things I find funny are usually not jokes.
8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller?
Two inches taller.
9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
Boat ride.
10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
No.
11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
Controlling someone else's remote control vibrator in public.

[shyoldguy]

1. Heads or tails? TAILS

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? no

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
Every woman I know

4. Do you believe in ghosts. no

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
I'd rather send one. if anyone sends me one. I'll send one back.

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive? 8

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know. I'd don't know any funny jokes, i'm a geek

8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller? one inch longer penis - actually both would be better.


8b (question for gay men): Have you ever worked on a farm or milked a cow?

8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.

8d (question for gay women): Have you ever put your bra over your eyes and pretended you were a bee?

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
Train: for sleeping, Plane for: speed, Boat: for fun

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days? yes

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
You will need a backpack, some rope, padlock & key.
Go to a wooded trail.
Then follow the trail for 5 minutes.
Hide the key someplace.

Continue along the trail for 5 minutes, deep into the woods.
Strip naked and put all your clothes into the backpack.
Padlocking the backpack to a tree using the rope.

Now you must go back along the trail completely naked and get the key,
once you have the key, go back and get your backpack and clothes.

Be careful, you might meet someone on the trail !

You may keep your shoes and water to maintain safety for this dare.

[poetrylover828]

1. Heads or tails? Tails

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Nope

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?Um one of my friends and a couple of famous people like Benedict Cumberbatch and Adam Levine.

4. Do you believe in ghosts. Eh not sure. I don't know believe in them. It's more like aliens where yeah I still haven't seen them but they might be real.

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both. If I don't have to show my face I don't care. But because it doesn't clarify I will play it safe/comfortable and see picture of you naked.

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive? 9 or 10 I would say

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know. Umm I don't know... oh my god I really can't think of a single joke...

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food? Um Goldfish or popcorn

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride? Right now plane I will be going on my first train ride in December so I might change my mind then.

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days? no cus I always look the same.

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody. I don't know. I don't give dares or really know how to dare someone well. Or even what I would want someone to do.

[MissingMay]

1. Heads or tails?
Tails.

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No, my tongue is pretty short.

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
I don't know really, Victoria's Secret models maybe?

4. Do you believe in ghosts.
Yeah, a little.

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
I'd rather see you.

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
I don't know, it depends on how you feel about chubby girls. If I'm being fair, probably a 5 or 6.

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?
Cheese crackers.

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
I always thought riding a train would be neat.

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
Nah.

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
I want to make a girl to sleep with both her pussy and ass stuffed.

[DrunkAndHorny]

1. Heads or tails?
tails
2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
nope cant even do normal things like whistle
3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
uh idk lol some cool people from getdare or celebrities i like
4. Do you believe in ghosts.
yeah ive had a few encounters
5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
you boo
6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
6 i guess below average
7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
idk lol the only humor i have anymore is through memes...
8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.
i havent i would like to though and getting a tattoo is prolly the most in reach thing on my bucket list atm
8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?
can never go wrong with chips and salsa
9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
ive never been on a plane.. i think trains are relaxing while boat rides are the opposite lol i guess train in the winter is my fav
10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
all the time xD
11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
no idea lol im not that creative or i just dont crave to see anything i guess :c i tried doing switch stuff but i didnt like it that much

[darkness991]

1. Heads or tails?
heads
2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
no
3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
i know a couple good looking girls id love to with and maybe do some dares for if id lose
4. Do you believe in ghosts.
yes
5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
id rather send you one
6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
iv always thought of myself as average so 6 maybe
7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
in an all girls monastery they finally gotten new bikes to ride and they just keep giggling very loud so at some point sister yells from a window "keep quite or ill put the seats back on"
8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller?
ill take the one inch on my penis
8b (question for gay men): Have you ever worked on a farm or milked a cow?

8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.

8d (question for gay women): Have you ever put your bra over your eyes and pretended you were a bee?

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
boat i love the water
10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
i take nude pics but not to keep for myself :P
11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
iv always wanted to bind someone to a bed fuck them and just live her tied up there until i want to fuck again

[rhl]

1. Heads or tails? Tails

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? [COLOR="red"]No[/COLOR

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game? [COLOR="red"]A female co-worker[/COLOR

4. Do you believe in ghosts. [COLOR="red"]No[/COLOR

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? [COLOR="red"]Send you one[/COLOR

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10 [COLOR="red"]5[/COLOR

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know. [COLOR="red"]I can't think of one[/COLOR

8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller? [COLOR="red"] 2 inches taller[/COLOR
8b (question for gay men): Have you ever worked on a farm or milked a cow?

8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.

8d (question for gay women): Have you ever put your bra over your eyes and pretended you were a bee?

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food? [COLOR="red"] Chips[/COLOR

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
[COLOR="red"] Boat[/COLOR
10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days? [COLOR="red"]No, but have taken, or had others take pictures of me nude[/COLOR

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody. [COLOR="red"]Let me color and leash you, and go for a walk. Maybe about every 10-15 minutes, we would stop, and you have to decide what piece of clothing to take off and hand to me. [/COLOR

Thanks for clicking my thread and answering my questions. I hope you have a great day![/QUOTE]