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Old 08-29-2016, 06:38 PM   #2566
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Well luck has it that I've bought you 5 more lego sets that are sitting in my basement waiting to be shipped...as soon as you finish sorting out the legos you HAVE.

I wish these gnats would all just drop dead.
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Old 08-29-2016, 09:47 PM   #2567
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Granted. The moment you sit down to eat, they all drop dead in to your food.

I wish woolly mammoths were brought back from extinction.
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Old 08-30-2016, 03:58 PM   #2568
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(Um, yes please? :P I'd just throw out the plate and get some new food!)

Granted, they repopulate to such great numbers that the earth's vegetation can't possibly support both the mammoths and the human population. We are forced to kill them all, lest we go extinct.

I wish I could have whatever food I crave materialize for my consumption exactly when I crave it.
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"iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith

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Old 08-30-2016, 09:57 PM   #2569
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Granted. It does materialize, but it does so 2 feet above your head, without a plate. Gravity does the rest.

Speaking of gravity, I wish I had an anti-gravity belt.
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Old 08-31-2016, 05:57 AM   #2570
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Granted, ypu will float up, knock your head to the ceiling and be paralized for the rest of your live.

I wish work would not be so boring and long

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Old 08-31-2016, 08:36 AM   #2571
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Granted, you now have a female sumo-wrestler following you to keep you entertained. You're allowed to leave work early, but she will sit on you when you try to leave.

I wish my owner would give me more information on my "day of misery" he's planned tomorrow.
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Old 08-31-2016, 09:05 AM   #2572
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Granted, it involves 18 of your likes and dislikes. The cold drinks are not in yet, i probably add that.

I wish my pet was hornier
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Old 08-31-2016, 09:13 AM   #2573
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Granted, but she'll have an orgasm within a minute and all the horniness will be gone.

I wish my owner would tell me about all his plans he has for me tomorrow, down to the smallest detail.
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Old 08-31-2016, 10:01 AM   #2574
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Granted. He already did, and you are suffering a spontaneous selective amnesia.

I wish my cat didn't bite me so much.
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Old 08-31-2016, 10:19 AM   #2575
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Granted, he now farts all the time.

I wish boring lectures didn't exist.
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Old 08-31-2016, 03:57 PM   #2576
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granted, but since there is nothing to compare them to, even exciting lessons seem boring now.

I wish for a new chastity device.
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Old 08-31-2016, 06:36 PM   #2577
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You may get one but when you wear it you have to be in panties. Everyday you wear panties throw out a psir of male underwear

May I cum?
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Old 08-31-2016, 10:17 PM   #2578
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No.

I wish morons would at least try to read the thread and understand what the game is about before butting in with their idiocy.
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Old 08-31-2016, 10:54 PM   #2579
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Granted, morons will read. Friendly people will not and will totally derail this thread.

I wish my pet will have some support from getdare today
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Old 08-31-2016, 11:09 PM   #2580
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Granted. GetDare will support her, and she will beat both Trump and Hillary in the US presidential race (well, that was easy - on genie magic needed).

I wish I had a masseuse standing behind me, rubbing my neck and shoulders while at work.
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