08-29-2016, 06:38 PM | #2566 |
Starchy Sadist
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Well luck has it that I've bought you 5 more lego sets that are sitting in my basement waiting to be shipped...as soon as you finish sorting out the legos you HAVE.
I wish these gnats would all just drop dead.
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08-29-2016, 09:47 PM | #2567 |
Stranger with candy
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Granted. The moment you sit down to eat, they all drop dead in to your food.
I wish woolly mammoths were brought back from extinction.
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08-30-2016, 03:58 PM | #2568 |
Starchy Sadist
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(Um, yes please? :P I'd just throw out the plate and get some new food!)
Granted, they repopulate to such great numbers that the earth's vegetation can't possibly support both the mammoths and the human population. We are forced to kill them all, lest we go extinct. I wish I could have whatever food I crave materialize for my consumption exactly when I crave it.
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08-30-2016, 09:57 PM | #2569 |
Stranger with candy
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Granted. It does materialize, but it does so 2 feet above your head, without a plate. Gravity does the rest.
Speaking of gravity, I wish I had an anti-gravity belt.
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08-31-2016, 05:57 AM | #2570 |
Account Banned
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Granted, ypu will float up, knock your head to the ceiling and be paralized for the rest of your live.
I wish work would not be so boring and long Last edited by sir stefan; 08-31-2016 at 06:00 AM. |
08-31-2016, 08:36 AM | #2571 |
getDare Succubus
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Granted, you now have a female sumo-wrestler following you to keep you entertained. You're allowed to leave work early, but she will sit on you when you try to leave.
I wish my owner would give me more information on my "day of misery" he's planned tomorrow.
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08-31-2016, 09:13 AM | #2573 |
getDare Succubus
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Granted, but she'll have an orgasm within a minute and all the horniness will be gone.
I wish my owner would tell me about all his plans he has for me tomorrow, down to the smallest detail.
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08-31-2016, 10:01 AM | #2574 |
Starchy Sadist
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Granted. He already did, and you are suffering a spontaneous selective amnesia.
I wish my cat didn't bite me so much.
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08-31-2016, 10:19 AM | #2575 |
getDare Succubus
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Granted, he now farts all the time.
I wish boring lectures didn't exist.
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08-31-2016, 06:36 PM | #2577 |
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You may get one but when you wear it you have to be in panties. Everyday you wear panties throw out a psir of male underwear
May I cum?
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08-31-2016, 10:17 PM | #2578 |
Stranger with candy
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No.
I wish morons would at least try to read the thread and understand what the game is about before butting in with their idiocy.
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08-31-2016, 11:09 PM | #2580 |
Stranger with candy
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Granted. GetDare will support her, and she will beat both Trump and Hillary in the US presidential race (well, that was easy - on genie magic needed).
I wish I had a masseuse standing behind me, rubbing my neck and shoulders while at work.
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