05-06-2014, 07:48 PM | #31 |
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1. Do you have a pet (if so, what kind of pet)?
A dog 2. Are you left-handed, right-handed, or ambidextrous? Left-handed 3. Would you rather have a monkey or a robot? MONKEY! Is there really even a choice here? 4. Ever broke a cell phone? No 5. Are you more serious or more playful? Playful! 6. Can you spy something purple in your room? Yes, some of my Skylanders are purple 7. Do you read the newspaper (even if only for the funnies)? Not anymore 8. Have you ever touched a traffic cone? Yes 9. Can you do a cartwheel? Not anymore 10. Do you like to dance? Only with the aid of alcohol!
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05-09-2014, 10:20 AM | #32 |
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1. Do you have a pet (if so, what kind of pet)? Yes a cat and a chicken
2. Are you left-handed, right-handed, or ambidextrous? right 3. Would you rather have a monkey or a robot? monkey 4. Ever broke a cell phone? no but had one stolen 5. Are you more serious or more playful? serious, I have exams 6. Can you spy something purple in your room? yes 7. Do you read the newspaper (even if only for the funnies)? yes 8. Have you ever touched a traffic cone? no 9. Can you do a cartwheel? yes 10. Do you like to dance? yes I'm a dancer
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05-10-2014, 06:05 AM | #33 |
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1. Do you have a pet (if so, what kind of pet)? I have a beutiful white and orange cat
2. Are you left-handed, right-handed, or ambidextrous? Right handed. 3. Would you rather have a monkey or a robot? Robot, dont have to feed them and can turn them off 4. Ever broke a cell phone? Probably more then I can count 5. Are you more serious or more playful?Playful 6. Can you spy something purple in your room?One of my toys. 7. Do you read the newspaper (even if only for the funnies)?no 8. Have you ever touched a traffic cone?no 9. Can you do a cartwheel?no 10. Do you like to dance?I would like to, but dont have anyone to dance with. |
05-10-2014, 11:25 AM | #34 |
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Here's my brutally honest answers
1. Do you have a pet (if so, what kind of pet)? Yes, I've a dog.
2. Are you left-handed, right-handed, or ambidextrous? Right-handed 3. Would you rather have a monkey or a robot? Robot 4. Ever broke a cell phone? Yes 5. Are you more serious or more playful? Depends on my mood to be honest 6. Can you spy something purple in your room? Pyjama bottoms 7. Do you read the newspaper (even if only for the funnies)? Yep, all the time 8. Have you ever touched a traffic cone? Yes, once at school I had to move one before. I've also fallen over one on the path. 9. Can you do a cartwheel? A crap cartwheel, but it's still a cartwheel. 10. Do you like to dance? I like to do what I pretend is dancing in my head if that counts
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05-11-2014, 09:45 AM | #35 |
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1. Do you have a pet (if so, what kind of pet)?
* I don't have a pet but if I did it would be a ginnie pig or dog. 2. Are you left-handed, right-handed, or ambidextrous? *right handed. 3. Would you rather have a monkey or a robot? *a monkey,robots are hard and you can't cuddle with a robot. 4. Ever broke a cell phone? *Yes,just once thou. 5. Are you more serious or more playful? *more playful,but I can become serious. 6. Can you spy something purple in your room? *my walls. 7. Do you read the newspaper (even if only for the funnies)? * rarely but yes for the cartoons. 8. Have you ever touched a traffic cone? *no. 9. Can you do a cartwheel? *yes 10. Do you like to dance? *yes love to. |
05-11-2014, 12:19 PM | #36 |
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1. Do you have a pet (if so, what kind of pet)? nope
2. Are you left-handed, right-handed, or ambidextrous? right handed 3. Would you rather have a monkey or a robot? erm...I dont know?? lol 4. Ever broke a cell phone? nope 5. Are you more serious or more playful? depends...but as a whole, I would say more playful 6. Can you spy something purple in your room? yes! 7. Do you read the newspaper (even if only for the funnies)? bleh..rarely 8. Have you ever touched a traffic cone? nope 9. Can you do a cartwheel? lol.....I have tried...but I am not very good at it! 10. Do you like to dance? who doesnt?!!!
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05-11-2014, 12:28 PM | #37 |
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1. Do you have a pet (if so, what kind of pet)?
I have fish 2. Are you left-handed, right-handed, or ambidextrous? Right 3. Would you rather have a monkey or a robot? Robot 4. Ever broke a cell phone? Yes about 50 of them 5. Are you more serious or more playful? More serious right now alot going on 6. Can you spy something purple in your room? Yes 7. Do you read the newspaper (even if only for the funnies)? Nope 8. Have you ever touched a traffic cone? Yes 9. Can you do a cartwheel? No 10. Do you like to dance? I don't know. I have danced before
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05-11-2014, 09:50 PM | #38 |
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1. Do you have a pet (if so, what kind of pet)?
yes, a dog 2. Are you left-handed, right-handed, or ambidextrous? right handed 3. Would you rather have a monkey or a robot? robot 4. Ever broke a cell phone? just about everyone i've owned 5. Are you more serious or more playful? serious at times but can be playful 6. Can you spy something purple in your room? nope 7. Do you read the newspaper (even if only for the funnies)? almost everyday 8. Have you ever touched a traffic cone? yeah 9. Can you do a cartwheel? nope 10. Do you like to dance? kinda, really depends on the kind of dancing
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05-14-2014, 12:42 AM | #39 |
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1. Do you have a pet? I have a dog
2. Are you left-handed, right-handed, or ambidextrous? Right handed 3. Would you rather have a monkey or a robot? Depends on what the robot could do 4. Ever broke a cell phone? Nope 5. Are you more serious or more playful? Playful 6. Can you spy something purple in your room? Nope 7. Do you read the newspaper (even if only for the funnies)? Rarely 8. Have you ever touched a traffic cone? Yes? 9. Can you do a cartwheel? Nope 10. Do you like to dance? No, I cannot dance but I wouldn't mind learning
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05-23-2014, 04:06 PM | #40 |
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1. Do you have a pet (if so, what kind of pet)?
Nope. No pets. I doubt I can handle one. That or if it can handle me. xD 2. Are you left-handed, right-handed, or ambidextrous? Right-handed on majority stuffs. "Omnidextrous" when doing kinky stuffs. :3 3. Would you rather have a monkey or a robot? Robot. Because there's a power button to switch it off. 4. Ever broke a cell phone? Yep. Dropped right into the sea during a cruise. :S 5. Are you more serious or more playful? It depends. People's brain cells die when I'm serious though. :S 6. Can you spy something purple in your room? Of course! Only with blue glasses on though. :3 7. Do you read the newspaper (even if only for the funnies)? Nooo. I don't want to get my hands dirty. And it is literally more than 1/2 the size of me. It's such an indirect insult to myself. So screw it, seriously. :x 8. Have you ever touched a traffic cone? Yes. It's pointy edge totally turned me on and I literally fucked it where it was. (Just joking. xD) 9. Can you do a cartwheel? If you considered rolling on the floor being equivalent to a cartwheel, then yes. 10. Do you like to dance? Yes! The korean cutesy ones! Still, nothing beats dancing on the bed. It always lead somewhere. :3
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05-23-2014, 09:05 PM | #41 |
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1. Do you have a pet (if so, what kind of pet)? Nope
2. Are you left-handed, right-handed, or ambidextrous? Left handed 3. Would you rather have a monkey or a robot? A monkey!!!! 4. Ever broke a cell phone? Yes my iPhone screen :-( 5. Are you more serious or more playful? Um serious maybe? 6. Can you spy something purple in your room? A singlet lol 7. Do you read the newspaper (even if only for the funnies)? Yea for the funnies haha 8. Have you ever touched a traffic cone? Lol yep 9. Can you do a cartwheel? Yes 10. Do you like to dance? Yea!! |
05-23-2014, 10:32 PM | #42 |
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1. Do you have a pet (if so, what kind of pet)? cats.. lotsa cats
2. Are you left-handed, right-handed, or ambidextrous? Right handed 3. Would you rather have a monkey or a robot? Robot! 4. Ever broke a cell phone? nope 5. Are you more serious or more playful? both! 6. Can you spy something purple in your room? uhhh my shirt! 7. Do you read the newspaper (even if only for the funnies)? whats a newspaper? 8. Have you ever touched a traffic cone? yes 9. Can you do a cartwheel? absolutely not 10. Do you like to dance? not really
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05-24-2014, 12:30 AM | #43 |
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1. Do you have a pet (if so, what kind of pet)?
No 2. Are you left-handed, right-handed, or ambidextrous? Right-handed 3. Would you rather have a monkey or a robot? Difinitely a robot 4. Ever broke a cell phone? Yes... 5. Are you more serious or more playful? Playful 6. Can you spy something purple in your room? Yes. My bed sheets 7. Do you read the newspaper (even if only for the funnies)? No 8. Have you ever touched a traffic cone? Many times 9. Can you do a cartwheel? I do 10. Do you like to dance? Yes
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05-24-2014, 06:51 AM | #44 |
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1. Do you have a pet (if so, what kind of pet)?
One cat, one dog. 2. Are you left-handed, right-handed, or ambidextrous? Right-handed. Because that's right. Any other way is not right. 3. Would you rather have a monkey or a robot? A monkey robot, obviously. 4. Ever broke a cell phone? No, but I've broken a mobile. 5. Are you more serious or more playful? Playful ^_^ 6. Can you spy something purple in your room? Yes. 7. Do you read the newspaper (even if only for the funnies)? Sometimes. 8. Have you ever touched a traffic cone? I've stolen two whilst drunk. 9. Can you do a cartwheel? Nope. 10. Do you like to dance? Of course. Really badly. |
05-24-2014, 08:49 AM | #45 |
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1. Do you have a pet (if so, what kind of pet)?
I have a incredibly cute tortoise! and this other cute thing called saddi who is kind of like a pet 2. Are you left-handed, right-handed, or ambidextrous? right. 3. Would you rather have a monkey or a robot? I really would love to say money.... but it means i would have to look after it. and what if planet of the apes actually happened. I say robot. 4. Ever broke a cell phone? so many! im so clumsy. Had my iphone repaired 4 times now. 5. Are you more serious or more playful? far more playful than serious!! i rarely do serious. 6. Can you spy something purple in your room? Nope, but my collar is purple. 7. Do you read the newspaper (even if only for the funnies)? Not very often. 8. Have you ever touched a traffic cone? I have touched many. some even were blessed by touching my head. 9. Can you do a cartwheel? god no. I would face plant the floor. 10. Do you like to dance? Only when i'm incredibly drunk and believe that i can actually dance. When i'm sober i know i look like a concussed seal.
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