100 of the most random questions you can ever answer...........i dare you to do it

[SissyBoySub]

1. What's your bday? February the 3rd 1994

2. How many children do you want to have? 2, boy and girl

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Bryan Jr (After my dad) and Emily, not sure for middle names though

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? in my early 20s

5. Any pets? yea, probably when i get my own place

6. If yes, what kind? dog, lab

7. What is your dream vehicle? bmw 5 series i think

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? damn, it has to be limited to the world, i would've said mars but meh, probably my girlfriends house and whatever happens xD

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? the eyes, they're the first thing i notice

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? eh... a garden gnome, my ipod, a generater, a gun, and my ipod charger

11. Describe your perfect date? kind, sweet, caring, beautiful, easy to talk to and get along with, fun, good sense of humour, great personality, huggable, dominant xD, strict and not a push over

12. What is your darkest fantasy? to be a submissive ^^

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? i'd fix my nose, since it's broken, pin my ears back a lil and get naturally straight hair xD but meh other than that i love my look

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. basically what i said in 11

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? hmm never tried it so can't judge really

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? yes

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? not really, it's like saying that if you clone yourself and you have sex with it is it masturbation, incest or just sex?

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? yea
19. If yes what animal? dog
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? dog again xD

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? the 50 person one to be honest xD

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? i'd transfer it into pounds then invest some of it in shares and put the rest in a bank and live off the interest once i had enough

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? june 4th/5th 2002 my house, stop my dad from dying

24. Do you like chocolate? guilty!

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? i have no clue



26. What's your dream life? eh... to be a sub or a pilot :P

27. What scares you the most and why? spiders, bad experience when i was a kid, almost got killed

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Mountains, Lakes and the sunset

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? hmm not sure i love all of it

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? i don't know, to boast to other doctors, like "hey dude i have this hot chick stripping in my office" xD

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no xD
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? i probably could xD
33. If so, which ones? about 2 xD

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? not sure physically, but emotionally is to move on from a relationship

35. What are your two biggest regrets? going out with my ex and wasting a year of school
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? i wouldn't have dated her and i would have studied

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my gran :P
38. Who's the worst? cousin >

39. What are you most jealous of? no one xD

40. Are you OCD about anything? my room xD

41. What would you do if your best friend died? probably be depressed for a while

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? yea, if we're talking about the same kinda pilot then yea i do

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? i'm not sure xD

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? not sure actually

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? the second one

46. What size is your bed? double xD

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? to stop the zombies getting out D:

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? i'm sorry but bye bye cheese xD D:

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? £46million

50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. the conection between two people who are "in love" and want to move to the next level by combining their lifes to one

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? people running into walls

53. Does size matter? personally no

54. Do you have any STDs? not that i know of, last time i checked i was clean

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? not sure
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? not sure

57. What’s your favorite position? cow girl

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? i've never heard it so i'm guessing it's something you don't have to buy xD

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) not yet

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? in a hotel room xD

61. How often do you masturbate? not as much as i used to xD

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no they irritate them thats why they drop them

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 2 weeks

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? not really applied for a job yet xD
67. Did you get it? no xD

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? yea

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? spiders

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? gazoon tight xD

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? the friends i have

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? hell yea

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? too young to drive but i probably will

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? nothing yet xD

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? scratch my area xD

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? dawn from pokemon, she's a sexy slut

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? for breaking things xD

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? two faced people

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? eh... sure

81. What was your nickname in high school? Harry Phil McNugget xD

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? hmm the pursuit of happyness, i'm not sure probably because no matter how much i try things always fall apart until that one moment of happiness

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? the time i passed all my exams when everyone else said i'll fail

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? i love the fact we have fre will, but we abuse it by killing

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? when i was 3 and to england

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? go back to sleep

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? america

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? because the ambulance knows that you're screwed where as the pizza knows you have a chance

89. Do you think you are selfish? sometimes, but rarely

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? are we not meant to do that? that would explain why that girl kicked me

91. What is your favorite drink? coca cola

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? pizza xD

93. What is the last book you read? Assassin's creed book

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 1005.67billion

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? i'd probably take super powers

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? the life and times of Darryl (Please note this may break laughing fuses and cause suicide)

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Random, adventurous and bitch xD

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. never had one xD

99. What is your greatest weakness? cuteness

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? -100 xD

[SissyBoySub]

11. Describe your perfect date? probably a to the top of a hill that over looks the ocean with the sun setting with a summer breeze, kinda read the question wrong xD

[Aries_Laetus]

1. What's your bday? April 20th

2. How many children do you want to have?Umm, two maybe

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)I havent really thought about it. I like the names: Lianna and Jace though.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? Whenever I am out of college and have a sturdy job.

5. Any pets?Now? I have none But I want a dog in the future.

6. If yes, what kind?I want a german shepard or a greyhound.

7. What is your dream vehicle?O.o Anything fast that purrs when you turn the key

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?I would go to Barcelona, Spain. I want to go to all of the parks there and to see the art.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?Eyes. There are so many possible colors and they are always different.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Geeze, thats hard. Books, laptop(no internet so as not to get shot), scuba mask, ipod, and ..... guess I would like a nice bed

11. Describe your perfect date?Hmm, a date with someone that you can talk easily to without getting uncomfortable. A nice easy dinner and a kiss goodbye.

12. What is your darkest fantasy? I dont think I want to share that one

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?I am really pretty happy with myself. I would like to be a little more focused. I can get distracted very easily. Also, I wouldnt mind being a little bit taller.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.Like above, I would want my perfect soul mate to be someone I can talk to about anything. Someone who I can look at at the end of the day and feel at ease to be in the same space with. And not to sound shallow, but a good body never hurt anything.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?Well, geeze, got straight to the point on that one didn't you? I dont know really...

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?Never done it.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Thatsx a tough one...I shall think on that...

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?No, never.

19. If yes what animal?N/A

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?Not going there...

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? I would choose to move.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? 62,000 right? I would put it towrds college.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?I would go back to the Devonian period to study the fish

24. Do you like chocolate?Of course!

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?How should I know?

26. What's your dream life?Workin on it

27. What scares you the most and why?I do dives a lot and I am still terrified of drowning.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?The oceans, the plains and the rain forests

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?Abs

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?I like the privacy thank you.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?Yes

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?No

33. If so, which ones?N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?My first deep dive. It tried me both ways.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?Not getting to know my Great Grandmother before she died when I was 11. Not going to pick up my cousin the day she got in the acident

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?I would go.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? I wouldnt choose, they are all great.

38. Who's the worst?N/A

39. What are you most jealous of?I dont know

40. Are you OCD about anything?Yes. Mesed up anything.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?O.o Go into hysterics.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?What?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?Getting a smoothy every friday.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?My Best Friend

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?The Latter

46. What size is your bed?At home a king, school a twin

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?So the lid doesnt open?

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?The latter, I love my nachos

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?An easy way to pay for college or my dream job.

50. What is more important - lust or love?Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence.Coming home to the person you have been thinking of all day.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?We count them not the other way around right lol

53. Does size matter?Depends. The bigger the box of chocolate the better, but the fatter you get

54. Do you have any STDs?Nope

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?Hmmmm...

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?Dont know...

57. What’s your favorite position?

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?Thats what I thought...

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?

61. How often do you masturbate?When Im in the mood.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?I wouldnt think so. Do they laugh and fly at the same time?

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?Good question...

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?No

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?No

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?Penguin poop cleaner lol

67. Did you get it?Yup

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?I dont know, I dont think I would...

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?Tapping feet durring a test

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?Yes

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?Not doing 2 sports

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?Yup

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?Gah, dont go there

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?140mph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?Hmmm

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?Not doing homework

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?Anything slimy

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?Would I want to?

81. What was your nickname in high school?Naughty Nazi. Yeah.....

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?No idea

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?Our Hawaii trips swim with the dolphins

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?Love how we can fight for things we want. Hate how lots of thoes things are stupid.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?D.C. when I was 8

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Use the bathroom lol

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?Spain

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?Pizza is way slow here, so N/A

89. Do you think you are selfish?I hope not

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?Because that is not curteous!

91. What is your favorite drink?Tea

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?Ice, juice, some left over mexican...

93. What is the last book you read? Fire

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?A gazzzzzzzzillion

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?To stay here

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?The never ending search

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?Inquisitive, interested, talkitive

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.He fired me because I got him the wrong coffee brand one week. The idiotic ass. (I was an intern)

99. What is your greatest weakness?I con hardly ever say "no"

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Its on google.

[jacob]

Originally Posted by ofthenorth

Finally someone got that one.

wooh go me
people dont realize that zero degrees isnt absolute zero... silly people

[CollaredBlondie]

1. What's your birthday? August 29th. I turned 21 this year.
2. How many children do you want to have? I don't know. Maybe two, one of each.
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) I honestly haven't thought that far ahead. I would need to discuss it with my partner..
4. At what age would you like to have these kids? I don't know. I want to start trying when I'm around 26ish.
5. Any pets? Not at the moment, no.
[B?6. If yes, what kind?[/B] See above.
7. What is your dream vehicle? Not sure really.
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Somewhere where I can learn lots.
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Good question. I guess the eyes or the smile. Self explanitory really?
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Lots of paper and lots of pens. A solar device for cahrging things. My iPod. A massive cross stitching project, at leact I'd get it done then! And I could also listen to music and write a lot.
11. Describe your perfect date? The first date I had with my current boyfriend.
12. What is your darkest fantasy? I honestly don't have one.
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? My weight, my glasses and... Maybe my spacky nail.
14. Describe your perfect man or woman. I'm dating him.
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Not my thing but everyone likes different things.
16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No.
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would =that be considered as a hostage situation? I don't know. I think it would be considered a senstive situation.
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? God no! that's sick, twisted, wrong and very cruel.
19. If yes what animal? See above.
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? See question 18. I would not do it.
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? The first one. Although I don't have a best friend so it really doens't matter.
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? How much is that in English pounds? Either way, save half and spend half.
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? I'm not sure. I don't think I would.
24. Do you like chocolate? A little is okay.
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? No icea.
26. What's your dream life? I don't know yet.
27. What scares you the most and why? Clowns, spiders, being alone. All of it just scares me.
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Sunrise/sunset, waterfalls, rainbows.
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Hmn. Shoulders I think. Because they're smooth and curved and not rude XD
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? So you don't feel like you're being stared at while you change.
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? It sounds familiar, but no, I don't think so.
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? See 30.
33. If so, which ones? See 30.
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Physically? Probably the 1500 metre run back in school. I like to think I'd be able to do better nowadays. Emotionally? Sit and tell my boyfriend the truth about some things that I tend to try not to explain to anyone.
35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not studying harder for my exams and for letting the bullies get to me so badly when I was younger.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Only if I would still end up where I am right now.
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My mum I think.
38. Who's the worst? Tied between my nan and my dad.
39. What are you most jealous of? People who can eat loads and still keep the weight off.
40. Are you OCD about anything? Yeah, a few things. Can't think of them right now but I know I am.
[B]41. What would you do if your best friend died?[/B I don't really have a best friend.
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? Erm, no? I don't understand this question?
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Good question. Maybe drinking normal tea.
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Hmn. I guess one of my soon to be housemates.
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? the first one.
46. What size is your bed? Depends where I am.
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? I don't know. Maybe it's because in the olden days people were scared of the dead rising again.
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Hahaha! Oral sex in all forms.
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To change my weight.
50. What is more important - lust or love? Love.
51. Define marriage in a sentence. Vowing to spend the rest of your life with someone you love.
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Pigs flying.
53. Does size matter? No, I don't think so.
54. Do you have any STDs? God no.
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? None of your business.
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? None of your business.
57. What’s your favorite position? None of your business.
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Not a clue.
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) No.
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? None of your business.
61. How often do you masturbate? None of your business.]
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? I don't think so.
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? Couple of months.
64. Have you ever made a self-porn? God no.
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? No.
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Laundrette assistant.
67. Did you get it? No.
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? No.
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Right now? Text talk.
70. Have you ever worked on a farm? No.
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Excuse you.
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? I'd study harder.
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? If I have music on, yes.
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? I dont' drive.
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? See above.
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Probably sort my bra out.
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? I wouldn't.
78. What did you get into the most trouble for when you were younger? Not coming straight home from school.
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Good question. People who have bad hygiene.
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? I don't think so.
81. What was your nickname in high school? Owl girl. I think. In maths it was anyway.
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? I have no clue.
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? I think meeting my boyfriend and all the events connected to that.
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? I hate most things about the human race and like very few things.
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? Last year, to Scotland.
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Check the time/find my glasses.
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? I'd go whereever my boyfriend went I guess. Personally? I dont' want to relocate to anywhere.
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? I have no clue.
89. Do you think you are selfish? I can be.
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Haha! I don't know.
91. What is your favorite drink? Tea.
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Chicken, fruit juice, mustard, fizzy drinks, standard stuff.
93. What is the last book you read? Ummmm. Something about Surviving Horror Movies. One of my boyfriend's books.
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Not a bloody clue!
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? I wouldn't want a position on a strange planet.
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? I don't know.
97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Quiet, listener, unconfident.
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Never had one.
99. What is your greatest weakness? generally anything to do with my other half.
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? God knows.

[DHK-eh]

1. What's your bday? 2/20

2. How many children do you want to have? zero

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?

5. Any pets? 2

6. If yes, what kind? cats

7. What is your dream vehicle? Zeppelin

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Iceland; explore

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Tiny asymmetries, and no idea

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Telescope, solar generator, microscope, calculator, journal; FOR SCIENCE!

11. Describe your perfect date? Swimming at night

12. What is your darkest fantasy? As far as sexual fantasies go, I don’t have any dark ones; I fantasies about bleeding to death though (not suicidal)

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? More fit obviously, better at calculus, better vision

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. A girl I couldn’t possibly predict

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Noo....

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Probably not

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? no
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? A primate of some sort I suppose

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? The first one

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? 60k? vacation to Iceland, also why do you have a “$” sign there

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? June 4, 1989 I’d stand with tank man

24. Do you like chocolate? sure

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
they deal with small things


26. What's your dream life? Living on a zeppelin, traveling the world

27. What scares you the most and why? Dying instantly; it’s complicated.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Rain, ocean storms, forest fires.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? I’m an ass man I suppose

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? to comfort you

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Going back to normal life after an afternoon in a field; also complicated.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not asking a girl names Laura out... twice

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Do it

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My sister
38. Who's the worst? My aunt

39. What are you most jealous of? People who don’t deal with society

40. Are you OCD about anything? Not really

41. What would you do if your best friend died? Mourn and move on

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? I certainly don’t

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? WoW

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Well I just left all my old friends and went to college so, anyone really

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? The second

46. What size is your bed? Custom college tiny

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? So it doesn’t fall off

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? That Zeppelin

50. What is more important - lust or love? Lust

51. Define marriage in a sentence. A commitment between to people regardless of gender

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Numbers

53. Does size matter? A bit

54. Do you have any STDs? no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? No idea
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Oral

57. What’s your favorite position? cowgirl

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Well then it’s redundant

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? A pool

61. How often do you masturbate? Anywhere from once a week to twice a day

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? The first 12-13 years of my life? Really probably a month

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Sea shepherd crew
67. Did you get it? Not yet

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? If they couldn’t get too close

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Bad logic

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Cover your god-damn mouth

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? That Laura thing

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? no

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Regularly

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? Like 50 mph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? A flip

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? none

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Wandering off

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Peoples treatment of the planet?

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Same as the current speed of the wind

81. What was your nickname in high school? none

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Fuck it all

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Being attacked by a dog, and staying calm, and watching it bite my hand, also complicated

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? Their science is awesome, their ignorance is not

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? When I was 14, to the Caribbean

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Get dressed

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? iceland

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Isn’t that only a 20% chance. And because there are a lot more pizza shops then hospitols

89. Do you think you are selfish? I’m sure I can be

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Because people don’t keep the bathroom in their groin, they keep the time on their wrists though

91. What is your favorite drink? Peach tea

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Gatorade and old pasta

93. What is the last book you read? “One Bloody Thing After Another”

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Idk, 10 million

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? Just give me a space ship

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Fuck it all

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? I wouldn't

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Only had 1 boss at Wal-Mart and he was fine

99. What is your greatest weakness? Animals, so... cute...

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Cold is not a physical measurement. And I suppose you could convert to Kelvin or half the number or joules of heat energy.

[Kal]

1. What's your bday? 30th july

2. How many children do you want to have? 1-2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) seth(boy) (thorn) girl

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? late twenties

5. Any pets? no my cat died.

6. If yes, what kind? n/a

7. What is your dream vehicle? holden monaro (black)

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Italy, I would just enjoy the atmosphere

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes, because you can tell alot anbout someone by looking into there eyes.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? a hammock, a fishing pole, an ipod with a solar charger, a knife, and some anti-biotics.

11. Describe your perfect date? Dinner, followed by a walk to nowhere in particular, then us talking at said place for a while about the world, and all manner of things, then I walk her home, get invited in and we wake up next to each other in the morning.

12. What is your darkest fantasy? Probably rape/ stockholme syndrome idolisation ... a perfectly loyal and adoring partner who would die for you.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
my past, my heart and my choices.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. ^^ see above.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
If she's ok with it, then fine... it's no more sexual then vaginal to mouth.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
no.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
No, people are free to do whatever they please.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
no. but I have no problem with it.

19. If yes what animal? n/a

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
I dont know.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
- I would choose the first thing.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
Probably buy a beer, its not worth alot ...

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? I would go to japan's edo period and learn swordsmanship.

24. Do you like chocolate? no.


25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? because the software itself has many minute things inside it to make it work, and because they invented the PC , a smaller version of the previously room-filling computers.



26. What's your dream life? rich and alone.

27. What scares you the most and why? Life.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? The water, the people, and the pointlessness of it.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
lips, I love to kiss a women who has passion.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? protocol. and social stygma

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no.

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? what?

33. If so, which ones? stop asking the same question.

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? physically? I hiked for 3 hours from one town to another in switzerland. emotionally? forgive my ex for cheating on me 3 times only to be left anyway.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
allowing people into my life, and trying to please them.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
be completely isolated and let out all my demons.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
my best friend - pseudo brother jesse.

38. Who's the worst?
my grandmother

39. What are you most jealous of?
Im not.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
dont share drinks with people unless i know em well enough.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
lose a best friend.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
what?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? smoking I guess

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? only have one to choose from.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
-the first is how I live now, and the second sounds good.

46. What size is your bed? big.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
to prevent people getting in, and in olde english tradition, to stop any bodies from getting back up through the devil or w/e.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? immortality.

50. What is more important - lust or love? love.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
putting complete trust in one person and sharing support for your lives.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
sheep dont have the brain capacity to think, let alone count.

53. Does size matter? to some people.

54. Do you have any STDs? no.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? giving girls head, or being able to have sex again with very little downtime.

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? experience.

57. What’s your favorite position? girl on top facing away from you.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
its an added word that isnt really neccasary.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? probably on the street at night

61. How often do you masturbate? enough

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? about 11 years

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? yes

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? only applied for one as a salesperson.

67. Did you get it? yes

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? no

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? stupid people

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? yes

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
I dont say anything when people sneeze

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? choosing my ex.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? not anymore

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? a few times

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 100 in a 50 zone

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? probably nothing

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
I dont watch cartoons unless you count anime, in which case it would be nanow from bleach because shes hot, a good partner and probably a nympho

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
drugs.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
stupid people.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? that would be the speed of diffusion of gasses (namely methane) through a given space. so yes.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
chris.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
tom white, or 7 pounds.
because there about losing people and being confused about life.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? my friend leaving, my girlfriend cheating on me, my grandfather dying... one of those

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
the irony, and stupid people.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
to my current town I guess, when i was 3.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
light a smoke, and wonder if I should go back to bed

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? italy or switzerland

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
u pay the pizza man.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
maybe,

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
-social eticate.

91. What is your favorite drink?
coke zero, TED's, or taquila and juice.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
bunch of crap I don't eat.

93. What is the last book you read?
the picture of dorian grey.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Im not US so i dont know.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
-Immortality.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Short story of a lonely guy.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
antisocial, miserable, intelligent.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
only had one in said job, he was a tosser.

99. What is your greatest weakness?
other people.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
in terms of math 2x0 = 0, but tempreture is relative to the one feeling the energy... so twice as cold as zero to us would be absolute zero or -160 degrees or something. the complete lack of heat.

[the doc]

1. What's your bday?
03 februari
2. How many children do you want to have?
2
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
There is no middle one :P
the first would be named Meraleigh
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
15 or something
5. Any pets?
maybe a cat
6. If yes, what kind?
hehe
7. What is your dream vehicle?
this kinda car riding on one wheel (segway car)
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Germany
visit my girl
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
eyes because they're all different and beautifull

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
a tv, a ps3, my iPod, windsurfing gear, duc tape

11. Describe your perfect date?
smart, pretty, funny, sweet, caring

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
rip a body to pieces

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
my dick size
my nose size
talents

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
i already did xD

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
well if ppl want to do it, go ahead but i dont like it that much

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
yeah :$

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
i dont think so

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
uuhmm noo

19. If yes what animal?
n/a

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
dog

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
the first one

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
dollar yens???

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
to the point where Holland sold New Amsterdam (new york now) to the brittish

24. Do you like chocolate?
yesh

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
because it didnt start bit, it started as a little store
andif they change their name everybody will hate them

26. What's your dream life?
winning a lottery getting loads of money buy a house on the soutern half of the world so i can always live in the summer

27. What scares you the most and why?
the fact that once you will not be with the ones you love anymore

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
vulcans, women, explosions

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
stomach because it can be hard as rock, and soft as hell

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
because undressing can be found embarresing

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
no

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
i dont know

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
kissing this girl and having sex with this guy
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
i would have sex with this guy

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
my mom
38. Who's the worst?
my mom

39. What are you most jealous of?
ppl with girlfriends

40. Are you OCD about anything?
nope

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
cry... alot

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
uuhmm i guess so

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
bit my finger

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
you dont know them anyway xD

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
amnesia

46. What size is your bed?
one person idk what size exactly

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
because you dont want it to open up by wind weather or anything different, like zombie army

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
cheese defy

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
be with my girl or get loads of money to visit my girl

50. What is more important - lust or love?
love but it has to be a good combination of both

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
the official agreement of 2 persons to share their lives

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
sheep

53. Does size matter?
idk i think it does

54. Do you have any STDs?
nope

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
oral??
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
idk i havent really explored sex much

57. What’s your favorite position?
n/a

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
yep guess ur right

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
nope

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
n/a

61. How often do you masturbate?
very different but i guess like 2 times a week now

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
no because the tip doesnttouch their skin

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
12 years

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
yeah but i hope it doesnt exist anymore

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
yeah

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
dishwasher
67. Did you get it?
yeah and i still am one

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
i think so yeah

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
agressive dogs

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
well in a greenhouse yesh

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
hmm good one i would wish him all health because that's the dutch tradition

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
I'm still doing highschool but i guess missing chances i should have taken

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
nope

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
i dont have my drivers licence yet

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
n/a

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
scratch my balls

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
uuhmm idk i dont know so much hot cartoon characters

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
seeing someone hit an other person with a stick

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
poop sex

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
uuhmm yesh, smell is just a bit of the source flouting around so if you can see in a way where these molecules are and how fast they're moving you have the speed of smell

81. What was your nickname in high school?
docter and vodka

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
idk my life just started

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
going to high school and meeting new friends there

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
i love our thums
and i hate teh fact we tent to kill each other all of the time

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
last year to rome

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
shower, eat

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
new Zealand

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
its not true and if it is its just that there are less ambulance posts then pizza posts so the ambulances have to drive further

89. Do you think you are selfish?
yeah sometimes

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
because ppl dont want the other ppl to know wether they're gonna pee or poo

91. What is your favorite drink?
beer or beer with tequila

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
a lot lolz

93. What is the last book you read?
godverdomse dagen op een godverdomse bol
it means godamned days on a goddamned globe
its about the whole history of human

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
hmm 2000000

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
having great sex

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
the history of the doc

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
nice, sweet, loving

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
its the cook of the diner i work, he can be pretty moody xD

99. What is your greatest weakness?
sexyness of girls

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
136.5 Kelvin thats about -136.5 °C

[Mere]

1. What's your bday?
Everyday

2. How many children do you want to have?
[BTwo[/B]

3. What would their names be?
Princess and Champ.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
30 years?

5. Any pets?
Yes

6. If yes, what kind?
A doggy :D

7. What is your dream vehicle?
I don't know.. :S

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
The moon cause I like cheese

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyes, cause they're pretty

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
My writing kid, my guitar, my mic with speakers, my personal library and a photograph of my family and my guy :)

11. Describe your perfect date?
Full of roses and surprises

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
I don't know.. being dominated all the time? May be.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
My height, I'm 5'6'' and I wanna be taller.
I'd like longer hair.
Better speaking skills.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Tall, cute and sexy.. :P

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Gross

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
Nah

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
I don't know.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
NO! Ewww.

19. If yes what animal?
:/

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
That won't happen, trust me.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
Latter.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
I don't know.. buy a new tiara.. :P

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
I'd go to my past. February 2010 and stop myself from whatever I did then.

24. Do you like chocolate?
A LOT!

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Cause Macrosoft is bigger :D :D

26. What's your dream life?
Mine is perfect right now :)

27. What scares you the most and why?
Nothing..

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
>The sound of my bestie
>The smell of wet mud
>Dew drops..

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
I think, the female and male privates :P

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
LOL They have NEVER seen me like that!

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
Nah

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
-

33. If so, which ones?
-

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Physically would be dancing till I couldn't anymore.. I danced for HOURS!
Emotionally was that February incidence..

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
I do not regret a thing in my life.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
-

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
Me myself :P

38. Who's the worst?
No one is bad here!

39. What are you most jealous of?
Um, my guy's English. :|

40. Are you OCD about anything?
OCD?

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
I would die with him <3

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
I don't know.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Nomming something, I won't mention what.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
One girl I know..

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
I think former.

46. What size is your bed?
Queen

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
I don't know.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
I'd want more wishes :P

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love..

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
When they're ready to tell everyone what they've been doing all their life after/in teenage :p

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Wool?

53. Does size matter?
Depends on what

54. Do you have any STDs?
Nopes

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
I so don't know

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Non dominant hand?

57. What’s your favorite position?
lying down

58. What does the term free gift mean?
A beautiful unexpected surprise :)

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts?
Nah

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
No where

61. How often do you masturbate?
[B]Everyday../B]

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Nopes :p

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
Um a month? Or two.. may be longer.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
:P

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
>.>

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Never applied for a job

67. Did you get it?
-

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Nop

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Hmm...

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
Nope

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
"Bless me" :P

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
Nothing :)

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Yeah!

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Never.. May be my driver did it a few times..

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
I donno!

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
I'd masturbate.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be?
Shin Chan!

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
For not cleaning my room, daddy hit me, I still remember.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Ass to mouth thingy

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
No?

81. What was your nickname in high school?
I won't say, you'd find out who I am >.>

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
"A walk to remember" ... Perfection in my life.. It's nice.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
Me almost failing in 8th grade.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
I like their kindness towards other species.. but I hate the fact that they're mean to them oft enough now.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
When I was a baby! I don't remember! :P

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
*Cough* I'm not mentioning!

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
I think, I would like Antarctica near us :P

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
I don't know?

89. Do you think you are selfish?
Yea.. but I'm trying to improve.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
LOL!

91. What is your favorite drink?
Coke.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
I don't know.. Ask the chef?

93. What is the last book you read?
My syllabus booklet

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
I donno!

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
Um, I am not sure.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
"A walk to remember"

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Dreamer, Believer, Achiever.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
I never had one!

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Chocolates..

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
-100 degrees?[/QUOTE]

[Sharp Nacelle]

1. What's your bday?
January.

2. How many children do you want to have?
None.

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Steph, Ruari, Ambrose.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
N/A

5. Any pets?
No.

6. If yes, what kind?
Cats.

7. What is your dream vehicle?
My bed.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Tokyo, to take photos.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyes, they're like beautiful, changeable, wet marbles that express emotion. A body is just a body, but eyes are personality.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
A furnished house, a broad selection of porn, some personal photos, a calendar, a well stocked library.

11. Describe your perfect date?
Ripe, juicy, not too soft.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Well, that would involve some slavegirls...

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
I need more ambition, I'd like to be a bit more muscular, I wish I took some things more seriously.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
In love with me.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Fun!

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
No.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
Unlikely. I'd probably not even involve myself in bestiality.

19. If yes what animal?
Swan.

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
Bear.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
The latter.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
On a Bureau de Change.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
I'd go to Plato's Academy, and learn.

24. Do you like chocolate?
Yes.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because micro refers to the type of computers they make software for.

26. What's your dream life?
One of leisure.

27. What scares you the most and why?
People, for the evil things they can do.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Beech trees, the Milky Way, the connectedness and inter-operations of scientific laws.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Does the brain count? It's a stunningly complex and mysterious thing. And boobs.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
So they can switch on the hidden video cameras.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No.

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
N/A

33. If so, which ones?
N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Physically - walk 17 miles (although I didn't really have to do it, it was more of a choice), emotionally - stop someone from losing hope.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Starting answering these questions, and not seeing the context of my situation.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
I think that's pretty obvious.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
My brother.

38. Who's the worst?
Probably me.

39. What are you most jealous of?
I wish I were a cat.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
No, touch wood.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Spend a week in bed.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
Nope.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Smoking. I'd have to start it first though.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
Rachel. You don't know her.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
Amnesia. In fact as far as I know I may already have chosen that.

46. What size is your bed?
Double, especially extended in length.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
So it doesn't accidentally slip off.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Well, I like cheese, and I like oral sex. But which is the best? There's only one way to find out: FIGHT! Come on, oral sex...

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
Other than world peace, cure for cancer etc.? I want to be giantly rich.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
A contract between two people of legal age requiring them to love each other.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Their blessings.

53. Does size matter?
Yes.

54. Do you have any STDs?
No.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
I can use my tongue and fingers well, or so I've been told.

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Staying awake afterwards.

57. What’s your favorite position?
Cowgirl.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
It means that the party offering it is trying to con you.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
Nope.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Up a tree.

61. How often do you masturbate?
At least once a day when sex isn't available.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Can do.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
Not very long really.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Not really.

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Yes.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Hmmm... Teacher's assistant.

67. Did you get it?
Nope.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Nope.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
txt spk

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
'I need to see a theologian, and possibly a psychiatrist'.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
More bombs.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Sometimes, yes.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Not too often.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
Doing about 110mph in a 60 zone.

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
I'm pretty sure no-one is looking now, and I'm doing this.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Lisa Simpson. When she's older, obviously. My kinda gal.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Deliberately dropping out of classes in high school.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Shit.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Wind-speed? Yes.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Didn't have one.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
My life story is as yet unfinished, so it's impossible to know the title.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
My birth.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
Love - the ability to create beauty. Hate - the capacity for destruction.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
When I was 9, to London.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Look at my clock.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Iceland.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
You don't.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
Sometimes.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because it might also be the sign for 'where's the nearest prostitute?'.

91. What is your favorite drink?
Whisky, or orange juice. Depending on my mood.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Food, drink.

93. What is the last book you read?
A Computer Called LEO: Lyons Tea Shops and the World's First Office Computer by Georgina Ferry.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
I'd guess at about 1 for every 15,000 people, which works out at approximately 20,000.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
The position of Absolute Dictator for Life.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
See film question.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
I would not.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
I've only had nice bosses, but I suppose there was one who could never stop talking.

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Procrastination.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
On my scale of preference (Kelvin), it's 0.

[WowwieGoesWoof]

I just spent 90 or so minutes ANSWERING THIS and got timed out from the site and lost it all after I hit post reply. So sorry, won't be answering again. X,.,X.

[BlitzMundane]

1. What's your b-day?
March 5

2. How many children do you want to have?
How many happen to pop out.

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Boy -- Dakota Andrew
Girl -- fffff, idk. Girls suck booty.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
Whatever age I happen to be married.

5. Any pets?
Yup.

6. If yes, what kind?
A male chocolate lab. His name's Buddy.

7. What is your dream vehicle?
A metallic silver '10 Ford Mustang.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Greece, maybe. I'd visit the beautiful museums and eat in the finest restaurants (with my non-existent money).

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
The lips. They reveal a lot about a person's heritage, they can be pretty, they smile, and they are fun to kiss.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
1. A Holy Bible
2. A mirror
3. A dog
4. A solar-powered laptop
5. A 50000 gigabyte, fully-loaded IPod

11. Describe your perfect date?
An adventure to an amusement park. Plenty of distractions from my arch nemesis, the awkward silence.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
A dirty sex scene between my Sunday school teacher and I... It's dirty because he's my youth leader for church, 23, and married. >.<

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
1. My breast size
2. My nose
3. My height

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
My boyfriend.
God-fearing, intelligent, band geek. Corny as squirrel poop. Gets awkward boners.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
I like anal a lot, but I'd freak out if someone tried to lick my bum.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
Nope.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
Nope.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in bestiality?
I used to be into it, but not really interested anymore.

19. If yes what animal?
N/A

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
Horses are huge and dogs expand, so... I don't know... A raccoon??

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a weeklong 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
The prior, because then their suffering would be shorter.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
My phone tells me that 5.2 million yen equals 44,668 dollars, so... put half toward my college fund, and give the rest to my mom.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
Oh, dear. Going back into time is very stupid. I suppose I'd travel to a time and place where no humans inhabited, so as to not mess with anyone.

24. Do you like chocolate?
Duh.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? [/B]
Because that's a stupid question.

26. What's your dream life?
Married to my boyfriend Jacob, teaching a Sunday school class, studying astrology and/or forensic science.

27. What scares you the most and why?
Doing my business in public restrooms is like, the only thing that actually stops me in my tracks. I hate the thought of other people hearing my business.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Love, friendships, and babies.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Boobs. My friend Justine’s boobs. They're so soft.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Because changing/undressing in front of strangers is unnerving.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs. Food?
Yes.

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
No, they're stupid.

33. If so, which ones?
N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? And Emotionally?
The most difficult thing I've ever done physically is... Well, I don't know. I hardly ever do anything physical. Oh! This one time in seventh grade, I was severely constipated. SERVERELY. The hardest thing I've ever done is that day I spent clearing my bowels. :P
Emotionally... Uh... For the past week I've been experiencing sudden panic attacks that a demon is about to kill me or that a ghost is going to be around the next corner. I know that there is no ghost in my house, but still. Even if my mind knows the fear is irrational, I still fear it.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
1. Dating Johnny.
2. Taking nude pictures and forgetting to delete them off my laptop.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
1. Not date a guy who I met at church, who just wanted in my pants.
2. Not take nude pictures.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
I don't choose favorites.

38. Who's the worst?
I don't make enemies.

39. What are you most jealous of?
I've been working on my jealousy... But I greatly dislike it when that chick with the big boobs and habit of stealing boyfriends hugs Jacob.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
I don't have a diagnosed disorder, but I hate spelling typos and simple things, like desks in a row being aligned.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
My best friend? Shelby; I would cry, and wonder if she made it to heaven. I would mourn over all the arguements we had, and pray for her salvation.
Jacob; I would cry and mourn over all the time I wasted with him, and our nonexistant future together.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
I don't know?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
My habit of procrastination.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
Uh... Colton.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
I don't know! Do I still have my religion? If so, then moving to a different location wouldn't be so bad.

46. What size is your bed?
A lonely twin.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
A) So that grave robbers and scavengers are detoured.
B) So that the on-coming zombie apocalypse is slowed down.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Well... Cheese makes my breath smell bad and makes my poo stubborn, and Jacob has a fetish for oral sex, so cheese has to go!

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
I wish that... I could sing as beautiful as Imogen Heap.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love, of course. Relationships built on lust never last.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
Marriage is the commitment of a man and a woman to remain together for the rest of their days alive, made law by God.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Nothing -- because they're stupid.

53. Does size matter?
Jacob's like, 5 inches. It's cute.

54. Do you have any STDs?
Nope. No sex.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
I wouldn't know, I've never had sex. Maybe kissing?

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
I wouldn't know, I've never had sex. Maybe kissing?

57. What’s your favorite position?
I wouldn't know, I've never had sex. Maybe kissing?

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
BLARG. The term "free gift" was coined by sellsmen, trying to make their product sellable!

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No! I don't know! 2009 was a crazy year!

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
In my head.

61. How often do you masturbate?
Once, twice a week.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Birds can't be tickled because they're pricks.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
I don't know... maybe two months?

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Maybe? Do nude pictures count? They weren't every erotic, so I doubt it. :P

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Touching myself, ya, but not masturbating to orgasm.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Too young for a paying job.

67. Did you get it?
N/A

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Nope.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
I'LL FINISH IT LATER.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?

81. What was your nickname in high school?

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?

89. Do you think you are selfish?

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?

91. What is your favorite drink?

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?

93. What is the last book you read?

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.

99. What is your greatest weakness?

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?

[Pure Narcotic]

1. What's your bday? Nov. 16th

2. How many children do you want to have? 2 or 3 i suppose

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) I have no clue

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?after college

5. Any pets? yup 5 dogs 4 cats and a horse

6. If yes, what kind? is above answer

7. What is your dream vehicle? 1971 plymouth hemi cuda

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? ummm home and sleep

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes, and I honestly don't know I have just always loved peoples eyes

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? ax (cut down stuff), rope (tie stuff), a surplus of the water filters lol, toilet paper (don't want to wipe my ass with poisonous leaves) and a mattress

11. Describe your perfect date? dinner, movies and just walking around enjoying the company

12. What is your darkest fantasy? that's a secret... but it's to be a Master

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? 1. Ability to grow an epic beard lol 3. better ability to keep track of numbers 2. I would really like to be able to get a tan but thanks to my ancestors I can't really

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
5'4-5'7
Brown or black hair
thin to average build
b to c cup boobs
long legs
and a good smile

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? it's kinda hot when a girl actually does it

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Imaginary people are people nonetheless lol

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? no

19. If yes what animal?n/a

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? dog? idk

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
the 24 hour one... sorry buddy but there's no way I could stay up for a week

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? How much is that USD? lol

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? right before they invented google, and invent it myself >

24. Do you like chocolate? On occasion

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Confusion between it and a mac?



26. What's your dream life? have wife, kids, and a good job

27. What scares you the most and why? being alone and heights(he types as he is 170 feet of the ground)

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? waterfalls, leaves changing colors, and sunset

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? that's a toughy... Legs

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? they like to tease lol

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? heard of it

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? probably not

33. If so, which ones? never seen it

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Break up with my ex when we had a relationship all through high school and were engaged

35. What are your two biggest regrets? see past answer and not doing better in HS

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? the complete opposite of what I did

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My father

38. Who's the worst? My brother

39. What are you most jealous of? people that get cars that they didn't have to work for

40. Are you OCD about anything? lots of things

41. What would you do if your best friend died? :'(

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? I have no idea

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? smoking or shaking my leg... shaking my leg it'd be easier

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? ummm..... josh

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? umm..... amnesia i suppose

46. What size is your bed? the standard dorm size of twin xl

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? TO STOP ZOMBIES!

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? DAMN YOU!!!!! cheese... but i love cheese just not as much as oral lol

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To have my dream job

50. What is more important - lust or love? to love a person you must have some lust towards a person but have lust for person doesn't mean you love them... so love.. it kills two birds with one stone

51. Define marriage in a sentence. spending what you think will be the rest of your life with someone you really care about.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? humans

53. Does size matter? eh

54. Do you have any STDs? Nope

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? oral

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? I never actually had sex just everything leading up to it... so that

57. What’s your favorite position? don't have one.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? It means INTERNET SCAM lol

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) can't say I have yet

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? oral sex was waiting for my friend to finish an errand while my ex was finishing my errand if you know what i mean lol.. lame

61. How often do you masturbate? I have a room mate so not often

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? nah.. they have the pointy side touching them

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 2 weeks

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? nah

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? isn't this the above question?

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? um... no weird ones really

67. Did you get it? n/a

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? how good is the security

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? people chomping gum and or food

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? yup my family owns one

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Excuse you lol

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? better in school

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? not usually depends if I was just listening to music and if anyone is home

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? however often I am in a car

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 50mph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?ummm.... I have no idea lots of things lol

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Dagit from the angery beavers... he seems like he has fun

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? I'd purposely get myself in trouble to go to ALC (a class where you went if you were in trouble) It was easier for me to do my work... and I'd get introuble by not doing homework and skipping detention

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? overweight people wearing skinny jeans :/

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? uhhhhh.... e=mc2? lol

81. What was your nickname in high school? Windows

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? from dusk till dawn.. that's my sleep schedule

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? my dad coming back into my life

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? I hate all the debate over which god is better and love how kind we can be (when we want to be)

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? I haven't yet...

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? smoke, then brush teeth

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Ireland

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Pizza is more awesome and defies physics and jumps through a worm hole to get to you faster

89. Do you think you are selfish? not really

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
wait... people don't do that? So it's only me then... that explains all those weird looks

91. What is your favorite drink? Coca Cola

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? umm.. it's empty but a mountain dew

93. What is the last book you read? As I Lay Dying

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
uhh.... about 60,000,000?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
I wouldn't want to be around a bunch of aliens

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Life: Thou art a heartless bitch

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? reserved, smart, and dorky

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. uh.. the guy that was stealing money and blamed it on me

99. What is your greatest weakness? shyness

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 64 degrees F ... that is if it was 0 degrees C

[Obedient_Calf]

1. What's your bday?
February.

2. How many children do you want to have?
None at the moment, not sure about the future.


3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Jessica-Louse / Robert.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
See above.

5. Any pets?
No.

6. If yes, what kind?
N/A

7. What is your dream vehicle?
Not a car person, but I guess something to get me from A-B.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
I'd the USA and maybe cross route 66.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyes they can be so deep and telling at times.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Football - to pass the time
Comfy bed - to sleep on
Books lots of them - to get uber wiser
Ipod - music
Solar-powered ipod charger - to charge of course.

11. Describe your perfect date?
Where my date takes the lead and I just follow and see where it leads.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Being blindfolded naked in the middle of a room on my knees, while a FemDom and her friends watch, with only giggles to be heard.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Id have gone to uni at the right age
Be more ambitious in life
Ive always wanted long hair

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Not submissive and very confident, dark hair would be nice.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Not a fan, but with every kink theres a following.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
Yes to a girl, it was the best experience for both of us, but hey you never know till you've tried it.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
I would not say so, as a personality is not considered as a person just a mere facia to a person.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
Beatiality? Dancing? No theres more chance of me humping a dog than dancing.

19. If yes what animal?
Worst case situation, I give oral to a dog or horse if a gun was pointed at me.

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
See above.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
The first one, cannot do a week long i have work in the morning.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
On dinner, as thats not much i doubt.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
2005 and place a bet on my teams outcome.

24. Do you like chocolate?
Hell yeah.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Is that meant to be a joke? you tard. Macro as in macro-photography and other things refers to small objects aswel.

26. What's your dream life?
Lottery winner.

27. What scares you the most and why?
Death by fire, pretty explanatory.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Fish, sunrises & orange juice.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Eyes they are the sexiest.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Out of respect, drop these dumb lame attempts at ironic jokes.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
N/A

33. If so, which ones?
N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Hide things for the best.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Leaving my first crush/love & and getting on to well with my family.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
Not split up and try and be a family more.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
At what?

38. Who's the worst?
Grandparents.

39. What are you most jealous of?
Quite shallow but wealth.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
A lot of thing to be honest.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Realistically, Id morn but more on eventually.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
Yawn!!!!

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Wasting times on sh*t threads like this

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
My closest friend.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
The second choice is something along the lines of what id like to do in the future anyway.

46. What size is your bed?
Double

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
Its not in this day and age.... But id say it'd be to help protect from grave robbers in older times.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
A long healthy life.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
You can lust after anyone but you cannot love anyone.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
The coming together of two lovers.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Seriously drop these shit questions, as sheep don't have the mental capacity to count I'd say nothing.

53. Does size matter?
no but its not a disadvantage.

54. Do you have any STDs?
No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
The after cuddles.

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Confidence.

57. What’s your favorite position?
On my knees.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
No as a gift can always be issued in return of some sort of favour etc...

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Beach.

61. How often do you masturbate?
Most days between 1-5 times

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Im refusing to anser this stupid question now...............

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
2 weeks trying to impress Kittykatmeow on here.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Nope

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Sandwich factory

67. Did you get it?
Lol no.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
No i have no rhythm.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Attention seekers

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Your assuming that god exists though.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
Confidence

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Yes lots and lots.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Every single day at some point.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
110-115mph something like that.

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Smile.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Jessica rabbit

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Lying

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Lazy people who refuse to work.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Smell would vary on the persons reactions to there receptors, room conditions or even the wind direction or sent direction. Your not funny.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Moores

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
The good the bad the ugly, as ive gone though each stage.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
Independence.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
Hate pointless religious wars but love brunettes.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
Back in the early 90's to Spain.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Stretch.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
USA

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Theres a pizza takeaway every mile as where theirs only a hospital every 15-20miles, also 50-60 delivery driver to maybe every 5-6 ambulances, your irony sucks.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
I can be yes.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Manners.

91. What is your favorite drink?
Cola.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Cold meets and milk.

93. What is the last book you read?
I cannot remember it was that long ago.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
10million?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
Id be an ambassador located back on earth in my hometown.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Moo - Mooo.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Submissive, loyal, polite.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
She was a tiny man trapped in a tiny man-looking body.

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Blue eyes.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
Logic wound suggest that 0 x 0 = 0

[Sulea]

1. What's your bday? July 31

2. How many children do you want to have? None

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) N/A

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? N/A

5. Any pets? Yes

6. If yes, what kind? Cats

7. What is your dream vehicle? One that is powered by a magnetic energy generator.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Norway so I could visit my friend.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? The mouth -- it laughs, it smiles, it licks, it sucks...

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Notebook, pens, MP3 player, tent, bed

11. Describe your perfect date? A picnic on the beach or in the woods

12. What is your darkest fantasy? It's probably not appropriate for this site

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? My weight, my education, and my teeth

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Someone who actually listens to what I say instead of assuming they know what I want/need/mean.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Eww.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Are the other personalities there against their will?

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? No

19. If yes what animal? N/A

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? If I were forced then I guess whatever animal the person forcing me wanted.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? I'd move to city where I wouldn't have to worry about being gang raped.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? It would depend on what the exchange rate is at the time I got the yen, but I'd pay off as many bills as I could and then move to another state if there was enough left.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Depends on whether I get to return to the present at some point.

24. Do you like chocolate? Yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? For the same reason it's not called Microhard.

26. What's your dream life? Living very simply in a little cottage working on my painting.

27. What scares you the most and why? Bridges and double-deck freeways. Ever since I was 7 I've been terrified that one would collapse while I was on the bottom section. The Loma Prieta earthquake reinforced this fear.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Rain, trees and clouds

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Hands. Life would suck without hands to hold.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? So they can read your chart to figure out why you're there.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? No

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? N/A

33. If so, which ones? N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?

Physically -- move everything out of an apartment and into a house.

Emotionally -- accept my father's death

35. What are your two biggest regrets?

Not going to see my dad more often and turning down a job offer because I was afraid of change.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? I'd see my dad a lot more and I'd accept the job.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My aunt

38. Who's the worst? My cousin

39. What are you most jealous of? Dolphins

40. Are you OCD about anything? My car keys.

41. What would you do if your best friend died? My best friend already did die; I spend a week looking at photos and watching home videos of us doing stupid things.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? No, I myself don't have one.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Compulsive shopping

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? I pretty much have already given up communication with my few close friends so...

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? I'd go with amnesia, assuming that I'm not just going to be dumped on a street corner with nothing.

46. What size is your bed? Queen

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? Because nailing it up would be stupid.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To always have "enough"...be it money, friends, love, whatever.

50. What is more important - lust or love? Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. A legal contract between two people who feel the need to have the state sanction their relationship and decide who owns what in the event the relationship ends (see: Divorce).

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Cows

53. Does size matter? Yes. Bigger may not be better but it still matters.

54. Do you have any STDs? No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Blow jobs

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? No idea

57. What’s your favorite position? I don't have just one favorite

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Free gift is to clarify that it isn't really free -- sort of like when people say "to tell you the truth" so you know that they are really lying.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Not that I'm aware of

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? On the monorail ride at the State Fair while it was moving.

61. How often do you masturbate? Varies

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? Of course not, the tickly part is facing away from the bird

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? Two weeks

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Yes

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Makeup artist at a mortuary

67. Did you get it? No

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Yes

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? People that don't let me finish what I'm saying before they start talking.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Yes

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Here's a Kleenex.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? More studying, less screwing around.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Yes.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Pretty much every time I drive.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 75 MPH (was doing 120 in a 55mph zone)

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? It would depend on my mood at the time.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? I don't want to marry any cartoon character. But I wouldn't mind having a Pikachu as a pet.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Not doing my homework

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? People who talk with food in their mouth/eat with their mouth open

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? I guess.

81. What was your nickname in high school? V

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Titanic. Things are moving along fine one minute, and then along comes a damn iceberg to sink everything.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? I can't say any one event had more of an impact than others.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? The people

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? When I was 8 going to Missouri.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Shut the alarm clock off.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Norway

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Because an ambulance is part of the bureaucracy that is the healthcare system whereas the pizza guy is going to get paid directly by me and requires no form or preauthorization and doesn't have to wait for someone to decide how much he's going to get paid.

89. Do you think you are selfish? Sometimes

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Because pointing to your crotch means a lot of things; crossing your legs means "where is the bathroom". Duh.

91. What is your favorite drink? Cherry Coke

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Cheese, mustard, sliced turkey, milk and radishes.

93. What is the last book you read? A Breath of Snow and Ashes by Diana Gabaldon

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? A gazillion?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? Director of Tourism

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Splintered Tales

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Friendly, reliable, emotional.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. I've worked hard to forget about him; no need to undo years of therapy by revisiting that.

99. What is your greatest weakness? Kittens.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? In Fahrenheit or Centigrade?