✖✖ Funny Chat Quotes ✖

[SweetTeen]

[18:33:45] justabrony: So I've learned I like being denied

[Happy Me]

[17:07:26] DoingMyBest: ‹@SlaveLaura› I'm sorry, I'm not in control of my arms any more!
[17:07:47] Happyme127: ‹@DoingMyBest› I probably missed something, but I still don't understand about the arms!!!

[17:08:20] DoingMyBest: ‹@Happyme127› Dark rippeded them off me

[17:08:44] Happyme127: ‹@DoingMyBest› Why? That is mean!

[17:09:12] DoingMyBest: ‹@Happyme127› Me TINKS it was because offered Tobbar2 a hug and she accepted gladly...
[17:09:35] lilone: ‹@DoingMyBest› -hugs-
[17:09:39] Happyme127: ‹@DoingMyBest› hugs should always be allowed!

[17:10:19] DoingMyBest: ‹@Happyme127› *shrugs stumps*

[DoingMyBest]

Oooh, I get quoted twice in a row ^^

[05:43:23] greenmist13: ‹@DoingMyBest› DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE ARE GHOST TURTLE NINJAS
[05:43:45] DoingMyBest: ‹@greenmist13› TURTLES IN A HALF-LIFE! SPIRIT POWER!


Well it tickled ME!

[Darelovergirl]

Since she obviously wanted it posted somewhere for everyone to see!

[12:29:41] MsCookie: -comes closer to you, takes your semihard cock into her mouth and looks teasingly up to you-

[Master.]

Originally Posted by Darelovergirl

Since she obviously wanted it posted somewhere for everyone to see!

[12:29:41] MsCookie: -comes closer to you, takes your semihard cock into her mouth and looks teasingly up to you-

Because I find the whole thing even more hilarious:
[16:29:41] MsCookie: -comes closer to you, takes your semihard cock into her mouth and looks teasingly up to you-
[16:30:03] Master.: ‹@MsCookie› o.O
[16:30:06] Darelovergirl: ‹@MsCookie› O.o
[16:31:01] MsCookie: AAARGH.
[16:31:07] MsCookie: dying in shame.
[16:31:18] Darelovergirl: ‹@MsCookie› umm
[16:31:30] MsCookie: The weathers nice today, isn't it?
[16:31:50] Darelovergirl: ‹@MsCookie› :w00t: very nice
[16:32:03] Master.: ‹@MsCookie› ...
[16:32:18] MsCookie: Gaash. Forget about that and absolutely never mention it again.

[Happy Me]

[16:32:18] MsCookie: Gaash. Forget about that and absolutely never mention it again.

Poor MsCookie! It is mentioned and in the hall of fame!

[Darelovergirl]

[16:53:48] maxS: and then?
[16:56:08] Darelovergirl: ‹@maxS› then the big scary dlg comes along and kills everyone
[17:01:04] maxS: and then?
[17:01:35] Darelovergirl: ‹@maxS› what the hell are you doing?!
[17:04:44] maxS: ehm
[17:05:13] Darelovergirl: ‹@maxS› hahah
[17:05:15] maxS: I wasn't playing with myself I swear
[17:05:19] Darelovergirl: ‹@maxS› please do tell
[17:05:48] maxS: was just checking if everything s still in place
[17:06:30] Darelovergirl: ‹@maxS› hahahahaaha
[17:06:37] Darelovergirl: ‹@maxS› thats awesome
[17:07:49] maxS: so embarrassing

[Jah Brother]

[23:58:56] superultramazaku: ‹@Jah Brother› i'm renaming you bob marley, no offense :P
[23:59:21] Jah Brother: ‹@superultramazaku› None taken at all! Best compliment I had all day

[20:18:59] ooo: I need to be humiliated
[20:19:13] Jah Brother: ‹@ooo› Your hair is a mess today

[15:08:12] bdsmboy: Anyone here into enemas?
[15:08:44] freshman78: ‹@bdsmboy› i like enemas
[15:08:55] Jah Brother: Enemas are into me! Get it?
[15:09:15] Appl3: :P
[15:09:18] Appl3: Terrible xD
[15:09:21] NoOrgasmGirl: ‹@Jah Brother› ha
[15:09:33] Jah Brother: -bows-

[01:35:20] Darelovergirl: ‹@Jah Brother› -points to sign that says 'Jah Brother is included in the 'pet' catagory-

[22:46:05] Ice20: ‹@Darelovergirl› outrageous
[22:46:32] Its Tom: ‹@Ice20› Truly, truly, truly outrageous.
[22:46:37] Jah Brother: ‹@Ice20› Truly truly truly truly outrageous
[22:46:49] Jah Brother: ‹@Its Tom› Marry me

[Princess.Ashley]

[18:54:42] Jah Brother [»] blueashley20: Can u b me mistress? I wll B good sleav 4 U

[18:55:31] blueashley20 [»] Jah Brother: Yes, your first task is to release your sub into my control.
[18:55:59] Jah Brother [»] blueashley20: That's limit

[18:56:21] blueashley20 [»] Jah Brother: Damn, then I'm no longer interested in you. Goodbye.

[18:56:53] Jah Brother [»] blueashley20: :cwy:

[18:57:30] blueashley20 [»] Jah Brother: *pat pat* I know. I know. It's heart breaking. We had a good relationship for a couple seconds.

[18:58:12] Jah Brother [»] blueashley20: But... I love you!

[18:59:11] blueashley20 [»] Jah Brother: I know. But you can't follow directions, how dare you have limits. We'll never work out.

[Jah Brother]

[20:36:12] JimmyMac: Do any girls here wear hold ups??
[20:36:38] ClaraAnne: ‹@JimmyMac› hold ups?
[20:37:30] DareSlaveBegger: ‹@ClaraAnne› From what google images say, tights/stockings
[20:38:09] slaveSF: ‹@JimmyMac› i thought they were called "stay ups"?
[20:38:21] Jah Brother: Push ups?
[20:38:35] slaveSF: Get ups?
[20:38:41] Jah Brother: Stand ups?
[20:38:50] Jah Brother: Stand ups for your rights!

[J.M.N]

[18:27:00] IceMaiden: I am a filthy slut my holes belong to Sir. I am a filthy slut my holes belong to Sir. My bestie is an evil bitch who is mean to me.

[Jah Brother]

[16:33:07] IceMaiden: ‹@Jah Brother› golden showers are awesome :blush:

[SweetTeen]

[22:23:57] SweetTeen: ‹@IceMaiden› We will make Sophia a horse and it will be pink *nods*
[22:24:02] themaltmonkey: at 3 fuck am
[22:24:37] Sophia: ewwww i dont want to be horse wtffff
[22:24:53] Sophia: ‹@themaltmonkey› :getlost:
[22:25:14] brown_horse: ‹@Sophia› do u like to be with a horse?

Best moment ever.

[Jah Brother]

[21:30:24] Foxy Rose [»] Jah Brother: who this wonderful lady is that ended up with a douche like you




[22:44:23] Jah Brother: Red, can you make this colour exclusive to me?
[22:44:33] Red: ‹@Jah Brother› no
[22:44:47] Jah Brother: ‹@Red›
[22:44:56] Red: why would I do that?
[22:46:12] owneed: I don't even like green

[J.M.N]

[10:34:49] J.M.N: No nelly, i dont want to see you "hungry twat"
[10:34:53] J.M.N: your*
[10:36:00] coolf: anyone wanna controll me
[10:36:05] Red: I do
[10:36:15] Red: dammit, that wasn't for you coolf