Dice, Dice, Baby - A-Z PM Dare

[Lola Bunny]

I wrote 26 PM dares for myself as an offering to not lose a thread. Well, I lost the thread anyway, but it'd be a shame if the dares were never used. Therefore, I give to you your A-Z PM Dare based on Vanilla Ice's rip off of Queen's Under Pressure: Ice, Ice, Baby.

Rules
You may select the PM dares in one of three methods:

1. Spell out your username. Any repeat letters or any numbers in your username should be replaced by using method 2 for those characters.
2. Generate a random number from 1-26.
3. Pick the ones you would like to do.

If for any reason a PM dare is against a limit of yours or you do not have the necessary equipment, then use method 2 to re-select.

How long should the PM dares stay in your list of PM dares (and in your signature)?
Roll a D6
1- 2 weeks
2- 2 months
3- 1 week
4- 4 months
5- 1 month
6- 3 months

Please leave a comment in this thread if you are adding any of these PM dares to your signature.

Allies, Allies, Baby - PM with a poll you need a vote in and <insert name> will vote your way if s/he has not already voted in that poll. If s/he has already voted, s/he will advise you of such and accept a punishment from you.

Buys, Buys, Baby - PM with a toy you would like <insert name> to purchase. S/he will add it to his/her list of pending toys so long as the toy doesn't violate a limit and buy the toy as his/her budget allows.

Complies, Complies, Baby - PM <insert name> with a time to join you in getDare chat (inquire about his/her availability) and s/he will join you. S/he will comply with all your orders for 30 minutes (excepting orders that violate limits).

Dice, Dice, Baby - PM <insert name> a dice dare to complete (within limits) and s/he will complete it. You may specify the dice rolls should you wish to do so.

Eyes, Eyes, Baby - PM <insert name> with a message you'd like him/her to type back to you up to 100 words long. Once s/he's read it through a few times, s/he will close his/her eyes and type the message back to you blind. You will be able to punish him/her for any typos or other errors.

Fries, Fries, Baby - After receiving this PM, <insert name's> next meal will not be able to contain any fried food.

Gneiss, Gneiss, Baby - After receiving this PM, <insert name> must spend an hour with a pebble in each shoe.

Horrifies, Horrifies, Baby - PM a link of a scary video, game, etc. <insert name> will watch the video or play the game (up to 1 hour) with headphones on, lights off, in the dark.

Ice, Ice, Baby - This PM will cause <insert name> to put two ice cubes in <insert option: her bra, his/her undies, his/her ass, her pussy>. S/he will not change clothes until s/he is dry.

Jeopardize, Jeopardize, Baby - This PM will cause <insert name> to post to any thread (within limits) that will put him/her in jeopardy of facing pain, torture, or punishment.

Keratinize, Keratinize, Baby - PM a food with Keratin in it (kale, broccoli, onions, leeks, or garlic) and <insert name> will eat the food specified within 48 hours.

Lies, Lies, Baby - PM <insert name> with a question (no asking for personal info like name, address, etc) and <insert name> must respond with both a lie and a truth. You will then guess which is which. If you are correct, you will get to punish <insert name>. If you are wrong, <insert name> will deny you orgasm for 2 days.

Mice, Mice, Baby - This PM will cause <insert name> to add a mousetrap to each nipple and leave it on until s/he has finished a piece of string cheese by slowly nibbling on it.

Neckties, Neckties, Baby - This PM will allow you to specify a way <insert name> must use a necktie (eg: blindfold, bind wrists, etc.) for 30 minutes.

Occupies, Occupies, Baby - This PM will confine <insert name> to the bathroom for 30 minutes.

Precise, Precise, Baby - PM <insert name> a math question and s/he will attempt to solve it. You may punish <insert name> for incorrect responses.

Quantifies, Quantifies, Baby - PM <insert name> an object to count (eg: number of pieces of cereal in a bowl of cereal) and s/he will count the object specified.

Reprise, Reprise, Baby - PM <insert name> any dare s/he has completed for you previously. S/he will be required to make it more difficult and complete it again.

Slice, Slice, Baby - <insert name> will eat a slice of pie without using his/her hands or utensils.

Ties, Ties, Baby - PM <insert name> with a bondage task lasting up to 30 minutes and s/he will complete it, assuming s/he is physically capable of doing so.

Utilize, Utilize, Baby - PM <insert name> an everyday household object and something unconventional to do with that object (within limits). The task may take up to 30 minutes.

Vise, Vise, Baby - This PM will cause <insert name> to place his/her <insert option: breasts in breast vises, balls in a vise> for 20 minutes.
Note: If you do not have a vise, then you can either complete breast bondage or tie up your balls tight (depending upon your gender).

Wise, Wise, Baby - PM an academic article or something similar for <insert name> to study. You can add a quiz on the material in a spoiler box. <insert name> will take the quiz after reading the material. You will be able to punish <insert name> as needed if s/he fails your quiz.

eXcise, eXcise, Baby - This PM will allow you to set a tax on an activity <insert name> would normally complete (like a tax for flushing the toilet might be having to spit 10 times in a cup - which s/he must dump on his/her head once filled, or at the end of the tax period). Taxes can be levied for 3 consecutive days.

Y's, Y's, Baby - For 20 minutes, <insert name> must answer any question s/he gets (unless it would harm him/her in some way to do so) with a "Yes" whether it's correct or how s/he wants to answer it.

oZonize, oZonize, Baby - <insert name> must find the nearest plant and thank it for its contribution to the ozone out loud. S/he may whisper it, but it must be audible.