Chores Dice Dare for Guys (single)

[Crash]

Long time lurker, First Time Poster.

We all have to do some Chores right? What better way to earn a few extra points with the missus than a little help around the house? Well ordinary chores can get a bit more exciting by throwing a few extras into the mix!

For this dare you will need to roll a six sided dice for what you will be cleaning:

1) Clean any room that contains a sink (Kitchen, Bathroom, Utility room, etc..)
2) Vacuum all carpeted rooms, wash/scrub any hardwood floors.
3) Wash the interior side of all windows/mirrors
4) Re-arrange bedroom furniture and organize the most cluttered closet you have
5) Do all Laundry that you have in your hamper currently
6) Unlucky roll, do all the above.

Next you roll for what you will be wearing for the duration of the chores.

1) Maid outfit
2) Pantyhose only
3) Naked with Saran Wrap extending from your chest to your knees (arms can be free) hint- Make sure you use enough to keep the wrap from tearing if you have to bend over and that its wrapped as tight as is safe.
4) Duct tape Chastity Belt- Fashion a thick chastity belt out of duct tape (preferably over a pair of boxers or briefs- in order to prevent an unnecessary loss of skin!) Make sure its secure and then consume 32 oz of water!
5) X-dress: Must complete using a minimum of three articles of clothing from the opposite sex
6) Naked with self-bondage (see below)

Next roll for specifics for each category:

Maid Outfit: to include short dress, apron, thigh highs, plus-

1) Lipstick
2) Nails painted
3) Vibrator in anus
4) Headphones on, ipod turned up loud
5) Wig and feather duster
6) All the above

Pantyhose:

1) carefully cut panty hose near hips to use as arm holes. Lift edges onto shoulders to create singlet with a serious wedgie
2) cut feet off pantyhose place cut end over head as mask.
3) vibrator in anus
4) cut pantyhose off at knees and use remaining portion to tie feet together
5) cut pantyhose off at knees and use remaining portion to tie hands together behind your back.
6) Lucky you, continue with task.

Saran Wrap:

1) you're cleaning anyway, squeeze dishsoap down inside of wrap
2) Place a banana between your butt cheeks before you wrap
3) Place 3 Raw eggs strategically before you wrap
4) Vibrator in anus before you wrap.
5) Squeeze something sticky (chocolate syrup or pancake syrup down inside of wrap.
6) EWWWW, do all the above

Duct tape chastity belt:

1) drink 1 glass of water every 5 min
2) drink 2 glasses of water every 5 min
3) Safe roll, do nothing
4) Tape hands loosely behind back
5) Tape feet together
6) Sorry, must leave chastity belt secure overnight.

X-dressed:

1) add 1 additional clothing item
2) add 2 additional clothing items, plus lipstick
3) add heels with lipstick and nails painted
4) headphones on turned up loud
5) vibrator in anus
6) Rough! do all the above

Naked with Bondage:

1) Tie hands together in front of you
2) Tie hands together behind you
3) Tie feet together (I hope you can hop!)
4) Wrap rope tightly around you from waist to knees
5) Safe roll, nice!
6) Tie your strong hand to your side, complete task with off hand

Before you know it, your house will be clean and spotless! Lemme know how it goes.

BTW: I completed this and rolled a 2 -3-6, so I got a clean shower too at the end of the task.

[Local404]

6,2,1...i don't own any pantyhose but if i actually managed to get some... would cutting arm holes below the waist and turning it into a singlet with a wedgie work?? or would they rip? Perhaps a woman reading this could advise. If your a woman reading this let me know and then you can pick the color...(they come in colors, right?)

[bottomedbear]

I thought that this would be nice. But it's too much about clothes IMO, which isn't really my "spice".

But I guess that others will be very happy with it.

[karlcane]

1) Clean any room that contains a sink (Kitchen, Bathroom, Utility room, etc..)
.

Next you roll for what you will be wearing for the duration of the chores.
3) Naked with Saran Wrap extending from your chest to your knees (arms can be free) hint- Make sure you use enough to keep the wrap from tearing if you have to bend over and that its wrapped as tight as is safe.


Saran Wrap:

1) you're cleaning anyway, squeeze dishsoap down inside of wrap
2) Place a banana between your butt cheeks before you wrap
3) Place 3 Raw eggs strategically before you wrap
4) Vibrator in anus before you wrap.
5) Squeeze something sticky (chocolate syrup or pancake syrup down inside of wrap.
6) EWWWW, do all the above


A real challenge for me as I got 6 in the saran wrap category

karl