100 of the most random questions you can ever answer...........i dare you to do it

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1. What's your bday?

2. How many children do you want to have?

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?

5. Any pets?

6. If yes, what kind?

7. What is your dream vehicle?

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?

11. Describe your perfect date?

12. What is your darkest fantasy?

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?

24. Do you like chocolate?

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?



26. What's your dream life?

27. What scares you the most and why?

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
38. Who's the worst?

39. What are you most jealous of?

40. Are you OCD about anything?

41. What would you do if your best friend died?

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?

46. What size is your bed?

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?

50. What is more important - lust or love?

51. Define marriage in a sentence.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?

53. Does size matter?

54. Do you have any STDs?

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?

57. What’s your favorite position?

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?

61. How often do you masturbate?

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?

81. What was your nickname in high school?

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?

89. Do you think you are selfish?

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?

91. What is your favorite drink?

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?

93. What is the last book you read?

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.

99. What is your greatest weakness?

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?