Would you rather (10 fresh ones for you)

[Liquiritia]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week ... but also licking a random person could be intriguing, even if the scat is my limit, maybe it depends on the person and the situation.

2. drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle; no I have never done it in a public place and I would like to do it, especially if the pee was from someone else who meets me and brings it to me at that moment in the bottle.

3. have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm ... i'm a submissive, receiving an oral performance would be too great an honor (even if I have had in the past ...).

4. This is hard for me to choose ... I can't choose, maybe I would do both and they would excite me equally, even if I'm not used to drinking pee or deep throats ...

5. have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery ... I have a small scrotum, many could laugh and I would feel very humiliated.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours. I would feel more submissive like this!

7. be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day. I would work harder and may have different flavors!

8. have both a penis and a vagina, no doubt! I would have double intense pleasure, more varied tortures, more varied humiliations ...

9. go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex, because I would be sure to do something for another person, of any sex!

10. realistically: pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week). For a fantasy: by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. I've never sucked a dick, so I don't know!

[as_in]

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
have someone lick it clean

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
eat a penis shaped ice cream

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
phone call while having an orgasm

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
"free blowjobs"

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
have my genitals displayed in an art gallery

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
first one, but both doesnt sound too bad

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
I want to be the tongue

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
penis and vagina!

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
What's the catch here, giving oral is awesome

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
hmm, rather sucking two dicks I guess

[darkness991]

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
i dont know why they would want to that but it must be les painfull :P

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
piss is a limit for me

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
both sound fun :P

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
like i said piss is a limit for me plus sucking men off is pretty fun

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
i already have pics online so if they want they may put it in an art gallery too

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
i dont mind licking while being sucked off

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
that sounds like fun to be a womens tongue

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
i already want to know what its like to be fucked if i had a vagina plus having the biggest cock sounds like i could never fully enter someone anymore

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
sure why not

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
this one sounds like less work :P

[theswitchyside]

Would you rather ...

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis(at least it'll taste nice, yeah?) OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and disease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

[Venus11235]

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
Bad luck for him but definitely this answer, I prefer to be able to sit on my ass and not suffer !

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
Shame shouldn't kill me but my piss might. And who doesn't like lick a penis...

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
I'm already a mess during presentation I couldn't handle it aha

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
Piss is not my thing so blow jobs it is and it's actually one of my fantasy soooo

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
It's anonymous so I don't really care and my passport picture is already ugly as it is...

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
Better having a quick and playful moment than staring at each other for houuuurs

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
Hard one this one ! I'll go for the tongue only for the different localisation I might visit. Butt plug is limited to the butt so... better see tongue, penis and vulva and butt.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
Oh well, let's have big boobys I might discover what it is actually and could finally be tied and hung by them...

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
You should never reveal your best assets at the first date... It's well known.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
Looking to dicks 40hours a week or being a dick hole for maximum 2 hours a week... Better be active and forthcoming and having a lot of free time !

[subintn]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
random person lick love a good rimjob

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
Drink piss definitely. I don't mind it and the ice cream dick is way too public

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
phone call

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
Free urinal

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
anonymous genital pick of course that doesn't bother me

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
I'll go oral for an hour 12 hours is excessive

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
tongue it's probably getting more action

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
Probably have both? having the biggest cock in the world seems like it would cause all sorts of problems

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
normal date I don't mind giving oral

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
suck two dicks any way I can get paid the same for less work...

[jestergestures]

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
Tough choice but I guess I would wipe with nettles and sandpaper. I don't particularly mind that sort of pain and I would definitely prefer it over having a stranger lick me.
2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
I would happily eat dick ice cream. It would be embarrassing in public, sure, but after enough time it would melt and lose its shape. Plus, it would taste way better than drinking piss.
3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
I'd rather take an important phone call while orgasming, because I could mute my end when I needed to. Also, I'm not really that loud when I orgasm anyway.
4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
I don't like oral, giving or receiving, but I'd take the first.
5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
I wouldn't care if some art gallery had a pic of my genitals as long as my face wasn't in the picture.
6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
The first one would be boring and awkward, but it's better than the second one in my opinion.
7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
Guess I'll choose the butt plug and hope that they choose something else for the day.
8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
Cock please, LOL.
9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
A naked blind date sounds kind of fun. I'm picturing a fancy restaurant setting but all of the guests are naked.
10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
I suppose I could rate random dick pics, but I'm very inexperienced so my ratings would probably not be that reliable.

[tyragon123]

1. Wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week. Free no strings rimjobs sounds pretty good

2. Eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place. Maybe a little awkward but I’m sure either of the two could be completed without issue.

3. Receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm. Hard to choose, but feels like it might be safer.

4. Have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases. Blowjobs can be fun, but drinking piss (especially dehydrated) isn’t nearly as much fun for me.

5. Have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery. Might be a bit embarrassing if the exhibition is titled “The World’s Most Useless Penises”, but still a lot better than the other option.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour. Shorter & more interesting

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vaginaOR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world. I won’t say no to an extra hole!

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living. Two dicks & then the rest of the week off sounds great! 8 hours a day of non stop dick pics might get old.

[Kisune Karnon]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

[ohyeah]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

[Anal Hayley]

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

[subdream]

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

[stm69070117]

1. a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle.

3. the second choice

4. OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day

8. 2nd

9. go on a naked blind date

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR

[pineapples]

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
definately have a random person lick it clean

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
ice cream

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
hidden oral

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
free blowjobs all day everyday haha

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
art gallery

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
69

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
tongue

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
both is better than one!!!

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
normal with oral

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
sucking off guys

[humiliatedboyslave]

Many of these I'd do either option so had to choose which I'd like better..


1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
It just feels good.


2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
I love piss


3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
This has been a fantasy!

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
Because I do love piss

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
Because I think it would be funny

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
If the 69 option was a stranger of the sex of my preference, would change the answer

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
I'd love having my tongue that active for the day as a plug! lol

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
Mostly because I don't think I would want to from a such a small size to being the largest in the world

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
Think it would be an interesting experience. Not sure I would want to do like the UK naked dating show and do it on tv...

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
Would love to have regular dick to suck!