Hearthstone Dares

[causewhynot]

Hearthstone is an online, free to play card game and I think it is perfect for some daring adventures since the result of a match is a balanced mix of skill and luck, meaning even a total beginner WILL win matches. He might lose more though, resulting in increased punishment

In this thread you can ask for a dare based on a topic or your likes/dislikes and I will give you one. After completion you will post a report in the comments. Also feel free to dare me anything.

It is also possible to post your Nickname so that other people can challenge you to a duel. Obviously the winner gets to give the loser a dare, but you can discuss the specifics individually.

If you are interested check out my Hearthstone Dice Dare (signature) too. It is somewhat older but should still be relevant. GL & HF

[younganalwhore]

Anal dare please! I've got an xl butt plug, a dildo, a large butt plug and beer bottles... bring it on!

[Priapos]

This sounds like fun
Please PM me a dare that includes crossdressing or light anal

[causewhynot]

Originally Posted by younganalwhore

Anal dare please! I've got an xl butt plug, a dildo, a large butt plug and beer bottles... bring it on!

Start an Arena run. For every win you edge once, for every loss you edge thrice.

Everytime one of your minions dies, drink some beer. Not much, only a sip.
When you finish the arena:
Go outside and take all beer bottles that are empty with you. You will fuck yourself in the ass which each bottle for 2 minutes, everytime trying to get the next one in deeper and changing your location while leaving the old bottle.

When you went through all the bottles, if you had 7 or more wins you can just go home.
If you had 6 or less you have to pee your pants before starting to walk back. Better hope you get to pick mage, eh?

[Evinton]

Dares involving edging/teasing please! Renolock is my favourite deck!

[causewhynot]

Originally Posted by Evinton

Dares involving edging/teasing please! Renolock is my favourite deck!

The moment you read this, you are not allowed to cum anymore.

To earn this right back, you will have to win four games in a row. Assuming you're an average player that should take a while.

but: After every win you have to edge to any porn of your liking for 10 minutes. If you lose you will watch 10 minutes of porn too, but during those you are not allowed to edge, only do veery slow strokes.

[Evinton]

Originally Posted by causewhynot

The moment you read this, you are not allowed to cum anymore.

To earn this right back, you will have to win four games in a row. Assuming you're an average player that should take a while.

but: After every win you have to edge to any porn of your liking for 10 minutes. If you lose you will watch 10 minutes of porn too, but during those you are not allowed to edge, only do veery slow strokes.

Thank you for the dare, however I did manage to win 4 in a row was very fun to do though!

[younganalwhore]

Wow thanks for the dare, it's the first legitimately good dare I've had in a while so thank you so much! Will do will post a report, gonna start my game in about half an hour

[Priapos]

Originally Posted by causewhynot

Hmm, I'll try.


First, fully crossdress. Then(!) start creating one deck for every hero while stroking over your panties.

You'll play with each deck in casual mode until you win with it once and count amount of losses. Double that amount. This is the count of minutes you have to fuck yourself with something. If you can, try to switch to something bigger every 5 minutes.

That was the dare, here is my report:

I dressed in a black thong, black bra and a red dress and then created my decks.
I wanted to try out some new ideas anyway so this was a good oppurtunity

I immediately won with my mage, paladin, warrior, druid, shaman and priest.
Those are my favourite classes and I play them best.

With my rogue I lost two times.
With my hunter four times.
Then I started playing with my warlock. I hate this class and can't play it at all.
I lost eight times before I won because the other player conceded, I don't know why I was losing again.

So I fucked my self for 28 minutes.

Anyway, that was a fun task

[Dffd]

Can I get a dare based off petplay? I usually play off meta "fun" decks in wild mode

[younganalwhore]

Wow I've been inactive on getdare for a while! Anyway I completely forgot to do this dare! Sorry by the way, anyway staying true to my word I have just completed this dare, I ended up losing all my games due to an outdated deck and my brain probably not working at full capacity as it was begging for the teasing that was to follow but either way I edged three times for every loss as you stated and as for the second part, I don't sip beer... I drink it... I finished 7.5 bottles of beer again normally I wouldn't do this while gaming but I think my brain was begging for a true anal ruining anyway, I went outside and found a location for each bottle (to clarify I ended up just finishing the rest of the half finished bottle and including it because when you hit .5 you gotta round up eh 😏&#128514 and proceeded to do as you said, two minutes for each bottle totalling 14 minutes and an extra 3 or so for time spend moving, while outside I was entirely naked but I did do this at night and when my family was out to avoid any family awkwardness. Anyway due to only losing I had to pee my pants before walking back but as I was naked there were no pants to pee so I compromised and filled a bottle with my pee which I had to force out because I forgot that part of the dare and peed before I went out as I am a true idiot, then I pushed the bottle in my hole and emptied half inside me so I'd leak on the way back inside and the rest on my head, I didn't pick Mage by the way I went with a murloc deck because it used to be my main but as you can already tell apparently my skill disappeared when I stopped playing over a year ago

Originally Posted by causewhynot

Start an Arena run. For every win you edge once, for every loss you edge thrice.

Everytime one of your minions dies, drink some beer. Not much, only a sip.
When you finish the arena:
Go outside and take all beer bottles that are empty with you. You will fuck yourself in the ass which each bottle for 2 minutes, everytime trying to get the next one in deeper and changing your location while leaving the old bottle.

When you went through all the bottles, if you had 7 or more wins you can just go home.
If you had 6 or less you have to pee your pants before starting to walk back. Better hope you get to pick mage, eh?

[SpicyCurry]

I will take a challenge. I prefer cum play/eating, piss play, and repeated orgasms until dry

[DiapperMe]

Would love to take a challenge. Thank you.