"How to" lie - Page 2

Davros · 02-18-2008, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by xTrYsTaNx

How old is Gary?

Duh. He's 903 years old. He's a Time Lord... etc etc

Why don't they make invisible shoes?

tissue13 · 02-18-2008, 03:07 PM

Gary is God-so he is infinite! duh

What does Squidward's nose look like?

Trystaan · 02-18-2008, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by NewSlave

Duh. He's 903 years old. He's a Time Lord... etc etc

Why don't they make invisible shoes?

Cos you could see your feet and that would not be nice

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Originally Posted by tissue13

Gary is God-so he is infinite! duh

What does Squidward's nose look like?

He has a nose??

Why is get dare not got dare

Davros · 02-18-2008, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by xTrYsTaNx

Why is get dare not got dare

Because "gotDare" is the name of the Prime Minister's half-alien wife. And it would be disrespectful.

Really, who is Depp?

Trystaan · 02-18-2008, 03:10 PM

Half super cool actor quarter evil scientist quarter teddy bear

How does a t.v work

poppin123 · 02-18-2008, 03:11 PM

gary is 100 thts y he moves so slow

why do the wheels on the bus go round and round??

Davros · 02-18-2008, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by xTrYsTaNx

How does a t.v work

It secretly drinks all the beer and powers off that, which is why you go to the fridge and it's all gone

Who are you?

Trystaan · 02-18-2008, 03:13 PM

That is the answer yet what is the question

Who runs Nasa

tissue13 · 02-18-2008, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by poppin123

gary is 100 thts y he moves so slow

why do the wheels on the bus go round and round??

cause if they went square and square, everyone would think that a big-square-footed monster was around leaving foot prints duh

what is dust?

Davros · 02-18-2008, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by xTrYsTaNx

Who runs Nasa

My grandma.

What is used for the air pockets in spirit levels?

Don't say goldfish farts!

Trystaan · 02-18-2008, 03:15 PM

Ok we really need to sort this out please if you have answered the worng one edit it please.

They have air pockets man I need to get out more lol.

What do you lie for

Davros · 02-18-2008, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by xTrYsTaNx

What is lying

If people get confused, just answer any question

Lying is telling the truth, obviously

How old is Jesus?

Sum · 02-18-2008, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by NewSlave

Because he was next in line - he was Blair's boyfriend.

Who is George Bush?

Dude it's meant to be a lie!
Not sure anyone answered the Bush one; George W Bush is the greatest world leader the world has ever known. A great humanitarian on the same league as Gandhi and Mother Teresa.

George H W Bush was a president of the United Flakes of Kellogg in the 1980's he created the milk bomb and the spoonorator.
In the traditional dynasty of the UFK he was succeeded by Lord Clinton the Sex Maniac who was in turn succeeded by Lord Bush the Chimp. If tradition serves Lord Bush the Chimp will be succeeded by Lady Clinton the You Guys Should Really Have Gone For Obama.

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Originally Posted by NewSlave

How old is Jesus?

Jesus is a exactly 2007 years and 56 days, 10 hours and 40 minutes old.

Why do we create our own meaning in a world absent of truth?

df6wen · 02-18-2008, 05:25 PM

Because we get cake if we do.

Is the cake a lie?

tissue13 · 02-18-2008, 05:29 PM

no, its a pie filled with applesauce!

If knowledge is power, and power corrupts,does knowledge corrupt?

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