Messy Waiter Dice Dare [SINGLE][R]

Burst · 10-08-2011, 10:41 AM

A cross between a dice dare and a choose your own adventure story, and inspired by one of my favorites from tfd...written from the pov of a hetero guy, but should be easy enough to change if you want...I recommend standing over plastic or in the tub as you’ll want to collect anything that falls out and don’t want to make too much of a mess, right?

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In this economy, you take any job you can find. With that in mind, you walk into the “Lucky Mess Cafe” and ask about the "Help Wanted" sign in the window. The manager gives you a look, shakes her head, and says “Ok...I guess you are hired - but don’t blame me....” You ask her for more info, but she just chuckles and sends you in the back to change into your uniform...

Your unisex uniform consists of:

A thong and a bandanna - the chain’s trademark look!
A hefty bag - everything else was dirty
A pair of panties - but why were they in that bowl of scrambled eggs?
Pantyhose - very slimming
Tighty-whities - although they are not all that white with the jelly in the crotch...
A one-piece bathing suit - almost demure compared to the other choices, no?

You come out of the back room in your uniform, nervous, but ready for your first day of work. The manager tells you that the job is relatively simple - you take the “orders” and provide the “service.” You can hear the air quotes, and that just makes you even more nervous.

The manager points you to the first table and tells you that breakfast is almost over, so try and get rid of the last of the morning’s options. You take a moment to look over the menu and can’t help but notice that the menu notes that the food is served “any way the customer wants.” But hey - you need the job and what could go wrong...with that in mind, you walk over to the table with two cute customers waiting.

Breakfast offerings (roll twice and re-roll for duplicates)

A Dozen Eggs
Pancake Batter
Pancake Syrup
Oatmeal
Corn Flakes and milk
Cottage Cheese

You take the orders, thinking this isn’t so bad. Then the first woman at the table says “I know how I want my breakfast. I want it served down the back of your pants!”. The other woman says “Not me. I want my breakfast served down the FRONT of your pants!” You give them both a look, and then look over at the manager. She gives you a look and a nod that says “Get on with it!” So - you get on with it, walk back to the kitchen, and get ready to serve breakfast...

Once you have the food in place, you head back out to serve the table. Standing there while two cute women pull breakfast out of your pants is one of the strangest experiences of your life. Then they ask for something to drink:

1-2 Milk
3-4 Chocolate Milk
5-6 OJ

You are afraid to ask, as you should be. “We’ll take that served over your head, please!”

After 10 minutes, they get up from the table and head out, leaving you a healthy tip and a wink. You? You want a change and a shower, but it's time to prep for lunch and your manager tells you to get ready immediately.

Lunch is your basic menu - hot dogs and the like, and you make it through almost the entire meal with nothing worse than the mess you already suffered and a few giggles. Then you get the table with a beautiful woman with an evil gleam in her eye.

"I'll have the hot dog special," she says. With:

1-2 Katsup
3-4 Mustard
5 Relish
6 All three

And the side of:

1-2 Mac and cheese
3-4 Baked Beans
5 Chili
6 All three

“But hold the bun. And the hot dog. I’ll take it on that one instead,” she says, pointing at your crotch. You know what that means - into the kitchen to dump her order down your shorts!

After another 10 minute meal, you get another big tip. And directions to clean the place up a bit and put everything into a bucket the manager gave you. It takes you a while, and you

1-3 just have time to clean out your shorts a bit into the bucket
4-6 don’t even have time to clean out your shorts! Too bad...

Dinner service is all-you-can-eat spaghetti-os, and the stuff looks like it comes directly out of the can. Ewww... This crowd, unlike lunch, knows exactly what it is doing, and the manager tells you to go ahead and get some cans ready.

2 cans
4 cans
3 cans
4 cans
3 cans
2 cans

No need to go through the details - this crowd dumps every one over your head!

Covered in spaghetti-os, your manager says it is time for dessert, and gives you a card with the Dessert Specials. She tells you to just read them. So over to the last table of 2 you go, and read off the Specials:

(Roll twice and re-roll for duplicates)

A pie in the face, and one in the crotch - which one looks better?
Pudding pants - vanilla in the front, chocolate in the back
Chocolate and caramel covered “nuts” - guess where the “nuts” come in...
6 Donuts on a “stick” - guess where the “stick” comes in...
The fluffernutter - marshamallow fluff and peanut butter on “buns” - guess where the “buns” come in...
Fruit pie ala waiter...take an apple / cherry / blueberry pie over the head with a healthy dose of whipped cream

Another 10 minutes pass, and finally the night is over. You ask the manager if you can finally leave, and she says “Sure - right after you clean up. Make sure you scrape everything into that bucket and let me know when you are done.”

You gather up as much as you can from the floor, the tables, and even off of your body, and put it into the bucket. You call her over, and she gives you a quick look. “Nice job,” she says, “but you missed a spot.” “Where?” you ask. “Right here!” she says, grabs the bucket, and

Dumps it over your head.
Dumps it down the front of your shorts.
Dumps it down the back of your shorts.
Tells you to dunk your head into the bucket.
Tells you to lie down and pours the bucket over your body.
Dumps it over your head.

With that, she pays you for the day and asks if you’ll be back for another shift. The worst part? You just might!

j2o_orange2 · 10-08-2011, 11:04 AM

Very nice, I might have to do this!!

Only problem is its a lot of food to waste?

Oiga485 · 10-09-2011, 04:37 AM

Great idea shuld do a sequel to this

qatguy · 10-09-2011, 07:05 AM

thanks for making this story dare for all of us. maybe next time, can you please add more dress code options, or even cross dressing? thanks again.

Local404 · 10-12-2011, 01:24 AM

I like this...I agree with the guy that said that its a lot of wasted food but was also a lot of fun. I think I'll also be writing one of these.

j2o_orange2 · 10-12-2011, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Local404

I like this...I agree with the guy that said that its a lot of wasted food but was also a lot of fun. I think I'll also be writing one of these.

I wouldn'd discount the idea on the basis of the waste but it would have to be performed with very cheap food.

qatguy · 10-12-2011, 05:11 PM

I just performed this story dare, and I had lots of fun. what i got as dice rolls are:

2. hefty bag
4. oatmeal
6. orange juice
1. ketchup
5. chili
1. 2 cans of spagetti os
6. pie in the face and crotch
4. dunk my head into the bucket

that was so much fun! please create another story dare for us to enjoy!

BlueCookies · 10-14-2011, 05:04 PM

I'll need to try this out when I'm next home alone! I love messy food dares/stories

Great work!

Burst · 10-14-2011, 08:55 PM

Only fair that I try my own dare! Rolled

3 - panties soaked in scrambled eggs
4 - Oatmeal down the back
5 - corn flakes and milk down the front
5 - oj over the head
6 - Katsup, mustard and relish
1 - Mac and cheese down the shorts
4 - no chance to scrape the shorts out a bit
4 - Four cans
1 - pies
5 - fluffanutter
1 - bucket dumped over head

Maybe I made it a little too tough?

talla · 10-17-2011, 04:09 AM

love this

its an amazing dare

gd1983 · 10-17-2011, 07:41 AM

This dare looks awesome i cant wait to try it out. Ill have to makes some substitutions with the uniform however as i dont have access to all of the items above.

Jonfron · 10-21-2011, 06:58 PM

did it! Wow that was crazy.

So I had pancake mix in the front and oatmeal in the back of my pants

a large glass of orange juice on my head

all three condiments

No time to clean out underwear

I didn't have spaghetioes so I just used a jar of spaghetti sauce.

pudding pants

Then I had to stick my head in the bucket.

Jonfron · 10-21-2011, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2o_orange2

Very nice, I might have to do this!!

Only problem is its a lot of food to waste?

Not if you have to eat it all after

messlover65 · 12-10-2012, 02:58 PM

This is the best dice dare ever! I got:

5. Tighty-whities - although they are not all that white with the jelly in the crotch...

2. Pancake Batter down the back
3. Pancake Syrup down the front

3. Chocolate Milk

6. All three
4. Baked Beans

4. Don’t even have time to clean out your shorts! Too bad...

2. 4 cans

6. Fruit pie ala waiter...take an apple / cherry / blueberry pie over the head with a healthy dose of whipped cream
2. Pudding pants - vanilla in the front, chocolate in the back

5. Tells you to lie down and pours the bucket over your body.

Gonna be messy and fun!!! Can't wait!!!

Penom · 07-18-2016, 05:45 PM

I normally don't do messy dares, but because this dare was so well written i had to give it a go.

I got
5. Tighty-whities - although they are not all that white with the jelly in the crotch...
3. Pancake Syrup
4. Oatmeal
1. Milk
4. Mustard
3. Baked Beans
4. don’t even have time to clean out your shorts! Too bad...
5. 3 Cans
1. A pie in the face, and one in the crotch - which one looks better?
2. Pudding pants - vanilla in the front, chocolate in the back
6. Dumps it over your head.

I added some black tights with the tighty whites, also had to improvise some because i didn't have everything. (Believe me i did it worse for myself if i didn't have it.)

When it was 10 minutes break i played hearthstone (Card game) and at the last break i decided that if i lost it i would pee in the bucket before i dumped it over my head. (had to pee really bad) Of course i lost. -.-

Great dare, but the cleanup was a mess.

10-08-2011, 10:41 AM	#1
Burst Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: East Coast, USA Posts: 21	Messy Waiter Dice Dare [SINGLE][R] A cross between a dice dare and a choose your own adventure story, and inspired by one of my favorites from tfd...written from the pov of a hetero guy, but should be easy enough to change if you want...I recommend standing over plastic or in the tub as you’ll want to collect anything that falls out and don’t want to make too much of a mess, right? ** In this economy, you take any job you can find. With that in mind, you walk into the “Lucky Mess Cafe” and ask about the "Help Wanted" sign in the window. The manager gives you a look, shakes her head, and says “Ok...I guess you are hired - but don’t blame me....” You ask her for more info, but she just chuckles and sends you in the back to change into your uniform... Your unisex uniform consists of: A thong and a bandanna - the chain’s trademark look! A hefty bag - everything else was dirty A pair of panties - but why were they in that bowl of scrambled eggs? Pantyhose - very slimming Tighty-whities - although they are not all that white with the jelly in the crotch... A one-piece bathing suit - almost demure compared to the other choices, no? You come out of the back room in your uniform, nervous, but ready for your first day of work. The manager tells you that the job is relatively simple - you take the “orders” and provide the “service.” You can hear the air quotes, and that just makes you even more nervous. The manager points you to the first table and tells you that breakfast is almost over, so try and get rid of the last of the morning’s options. You take a moment to look over the menu and can’t help but notice that the menu notes that the food is served “any way the customer wants.” But hey - you need the job and what could go wrong...with that in mind, you walk over to the table with two cute customers waiting. Breakfast offerings (roll twice and re-roll for duplicates) A Dozen Eggs Pancake Batter Pancake Syrup Oatmeal Corn Flakes and milk Cottage Cheese You take the orders, thinking this isn’t so bad. Then the first woman at the table says “I know how I want my breakfast. I want it served down the back of your pants!”. The other woman says “Not me. I want my breakfast served down the FRONT of your pants!” You give them both a look, and then look over at the manager. She gives you a look and a nod that says “Get on with it!” So - you get on with it, walk back to the kitchen, and get ready to serve breakfast... Once you have the food in place, you head back out to serve the table. Standing there while two cute women pull breakfast out of your pants is one of the strangest experiences of your life. Then they ask for something to drink: 1-2 Milk 3-4 Chocolate Milk 5-6 OJ You are afraid to ask, as you should be. “We’ll take that served over your head, please!” After 10 minutes, they get up from the table and head out, leaving you a healthy tip and a wink. You? You want a change and a shower, but it's time to prep for lunch and your manager tells you to get ready immediately. Lunch is your basic menu - hot dogs and the like, and you make it through almost the entire meal with nothing worse than the mess you already suffered and a few giggles. Then you get the table with a beautiful woman with an evil gleam in her eye. "I'll have the hot dog special," she says. With: 1-2 Katsup 3-4 Mustard 5 Relish 6 All three And the side of: 1-2 Mac and cheese 3-4 Baked Beans 5 Chili 6 All three “But hold the bun. And the hot dog. I’ll take it on that one instead,” she says, pointing at your crotch. You know what that means - into the kitchen to dump her order down your shorts! After another 10 minute meal, you get another big tip. And directions to clean the place up a bit and put everything into a bucket the manager gave you. It takes you a while, and you 1-3 just have time to clean out your shorts a bit into the bucket 4-6 don’t even have time to clean out your shorts! Too bad... Dinner service is all-you-can-eat spaghetti-os, and the stuff looks like it comes directly out of the can. Ewww... This crowd, unlike lunch, knows exactly what it is doing, and the manager tells you to go ahead and get some cans ready. 2 cans 4 cans 3 cans 4 cans 3 cans 2 cans No need to go through the details - this crowd dumps every one over your head! Covered in spaghetti-os, your manager says it is time for dessert, and gives you a card with the Dessert Specials. She tells you to just read them. So over to the last table of 2 you go, and read off the Specials: (Roll twice and re-roll for duplicates) A pie in the face, and one in the crotch - which one looks better? Pudding pants - vanilla in the front, chocolate in the back Chocolate and caramel covered “nuts” - guess where the “nuts” come in... 6 Donuts on a “stick” - guess where the “stick” comes in... The fluffernutter - marshamallow fluff and peanut butter on “buns” - guess where the “buns” come in... Fruit pie ala waiter...take an apple / cherry / blueberry pie over the head with a healthy dose of whipped cream Another 10 minutes pass, and finally the night is over. You ask the manager if you can finally leave, and she says “Sure - right after you clean up. Make sure you scrape everything into that bucket and let me know when you are done.” You gather up as much as you can from the floor, the tables, and even off of your body, and put it into the bucket. You call her over, and she gives you a quick look. “Nice job,” she says, “but you missed a spot.” “Where?” you ask. “Right here!” she says, grabs the bucket, and Dumps it over your head. Dumps it down the front of your shorts. Dumps it down the back of your shorts. Tells you to dunk your head into the bucket. Tells you to lie down and pours the bucket over your body. Dumps it over your head. With that, she pays you for the day and asks if you’ll be back for another shift. The worst part? You just might! __________________ M/18+/Straight Likes: Messy, Minor Humiliation, Panties / Thongs / G-Strings, Silly Dislikes: Wedgies, Anal Limits: Scat, Blood, Pain, Public PM with a food item and I'll dump it in my shorts for at least 30 minutes...

10-08-2011, 11:04 AM	#2
j2o_orange2 Distinguished Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Kent, UK Posts: 707 Blog Entries: 3	Very nice, I might have to do this!! Only problem is its a lot of food to waste? __________________ 23/m/uk - Im on Fetlife - J2o Im very open to questions and random messages so feel free to PM me. "We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard" JFK 1962 Last edited by j2o_orange2; 10-08-2011 at 02:19 PM.

10-09-2011, 04:37 AM	#3
Oiga485 Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 63	Great idea shuld do a sequel to this __________________ likes-xdressing, wedgies, easy bondage dislikes- public legal pain pee or poo I have thongs and panties and bras I like doing dares where you have to play video games. I have mario kart super smash brawl, Fifa 11

10-09-2011, 07:05 AM	#4
qatguy getDare Succubus Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,564 Blog Entries: 1	great dare! thanks for making this story dare for all of us. maybe next time, can you please add more dress code options, or even cross dressing? thanks again.

10-12-2011, 01:24 AM	#5
Local404 Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: USA Posts: 86	I like this...I agree with the guy that said that its a lot of wasted food but was also a lot of fun. I think I'll also be writing one of these. __________________ Setting:26/M, have GF but live alone. LIKES: Creative diabolical dares, Humiliation, Body writing, Forced Masturbation, Messy. DISLIKE: chastity/anal. LIMITS: public, permanent, family. wanna masturbate to a random person you know: FACEBOOK DICE DARE v1

10-12-2011, 05:11 PM	#7
qatguy getDare Succubus Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,564 Blog Entries: 1	I just performed this story dare, and I had lots of fun. what i got as dice rolls are: 2. hefty bag 4. oatmeal 6. orange juice 1. ketchup 5. chili 1. 2 cans of spagetti os 6. pie in the face and crotch 4. dunk my head into the bucket that was so much fun! please create another story dare for us to enjoy!

10-14-2011, 05:04 PM	#8
BlueCookies getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Down under Posts: 407 Blog Entries: 32	I'll need to try this out when I'm next home alone! I love messy food dares/stories Great work!

10-14-2011, 08:55 PM	#9
Burst Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: East Coast, USA Posts: 21	Only fair that I try my own dare! Rolled 3 - panties soaked in scrambled eggs 4 - Oatmeal down the back 5 - corn flakes and milk down the front 5 - oj over the head 6 - Katsup, mustard and relish 1 - Mac and cheese down the shorts 4 - no chance to scrape the shorts out a bit 4 - Four cans 1 - pies 5 - fluffanutter 1 - bucket dumped over head Maybe I made it a little too tough? __________________ M/18+/Straight Likes: Messy, Minor Humiliation, Panties / Thongs / G-Strings, Silly Dislikes: Wedgies, Anal Limits: Scat, Blood, Pain, Public PM with a food item and I'll dump it in my shorts for at least 30 minutes...

10-17-2011, 04:09 AM	#10
talla getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 442	love this its an amazing dare

10-17-2011, 07:41 AM	#11
gd1983 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: UK Posts: 277	This dare looks awesome i cant wait to try it out. Ill have to makes some substitutions with the uniform however as i dont have access to all of the items above. __________________ Male/Straight/UK Likes: Wedgies, messy, bondage, dice dares, Private Nudity, self humiliation, sleeping, commando, things down my pants, humping things, balloon play, blindfolded, gagged Limits - I won't do anything involving Scat, inserting items into my ass,full public, photos, videos, chatroom, family, friends, extreme pain, illegal, CBT, Diapers If I get a PM saying "stop" I am not allowed to cum for the rest of the day.

10-21-2011, 06:58 PM	#12
Jonfron getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 361 Blog Entries: 7	did it! Wow that was crazy. So I had pancake mix in the front and oatmeal in the back of my pants a large glass of orange juice on my head all three condiments No time to clean out underwear I didn't have spaghetioes so I just used a jar of spaghetti sauce. pudding pants Then I had to stick my head in the bucket. __________________ likes slight humiliation, pet play, slight pain, bondage limits: Family, friends, skat, permanent, social suicide Have I been good or naughty? You tell me. Are you enough to control me? Female/ bi curious/22/US height 5'3 weight 130lb bra size 36 C Last edited by Jonfron; 10-21-2011 at 07:35 PM. Reason: wanted to add to it

12-10-2012, 02:58 PM	#14
messlover65 Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 18	This is the best dice dare ever! I got: 5. Tighty-whities - although they are not all that white with the jelly in the crotch... 2. Pancake Batter down the back 3. Pancake Syrup down the front 3. Chocolate Milk 6. All three 4. Baked Beans 4. Don’t even have time to clean out your shorts! Too bad... 2. 4 cans 6. Fruit pie ala waiter...take an apple / cherry / blueberry pie over the head with a healthy dose of whipped cream 2. Pudding pants - vanilla in the front, chocolate in the back 5. Tells you to lie down and pours the bucket over your body. Gonna be messy and fun!!! Can't wait!!! __________________ : MESSY!!!!! Poo/pee, pie, mild humiliation, dice dares, wedgies, : Crossdressing, spanking, bondage, nudity : Public, family, blood, pain, cum, poo/pee eating, illegal, friends, anal, pics, orgasms, masturbating PM me any messy dares and I will do them. I especially love pie in the face!

07-18-2016, 05:45 PM	#15
Penom Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Norway Posts: 242 Blog Entries: 3	Long time lurker, newly registered I normally don't do messy dares, but because this dare was so well written i had to give it a go. I got 5. Tighty-whities - although they are not all that white with the jelly in the crotch... 3. Pancake Syrup 4. Oatmeal 1. Milk 4. Mustard 3. Baked Beans 4. don’t even have time to clean out your shorts! Too bad... 5. 3 Cans 1. A pie in the face, and one in the crotch - which one looks better? 2. Pudding pants - vanilla in the front, chocolate in the back 6. Dumps it over your head. I added some black tights with the tighty whites, also had to improvise some because i didn't have everything. (Believe me i did it worse for myself if i didn't have it.) When it was 10 minutes break i played hearthstone (Card game) and at the last break i decided that if i lost it i would pee in the bucket before i dumped it over my head. (had to pee really bad) Of course i lost. -.- Great dare, but the cleanup was a mess.