The Rhyming Couplet Game - Page 7

Masterwants · 01-13-2017, 03:28 AM

I'm finding your plans somewhat sinister
Do you have to defile our Prime Minister?

cooperjess · 01-13-2017, 04:46 AM

Come on, you must have seen those trousers!
All that leather was bound to arouse us.

Runesmith · 01-14-2017, 07:08 AM

If I were a rich billionaire with all that power
I too would have a Ritz Carlton golden shower

Masterwants · 01-17-2017, 08:31 AM

I'd rather a packet of Ritz
With some tiny cheesy bits

Runesmith · 01-17-2017, 11:56 AM

Wouldn't you rather, el hombre loco
Prefer to dine on a warm tuna taco?

iSpuds · 01-17-2017, 01:01 PM

Tuna tacos are a waste of fish
I'd prefer a fillet on a dish.

Runesmith · 01-17-2017, 10:55 PM

When stars align and the time is right
Nothing beats pie in good food fight

Masterwants · 01-18-2017, 02:19 AM

If this food fight is gonna be fair
I'll take Wagu that's marbled and rare

cooperjess · 01-18-2017, 01:23 PM

I'm not quite buying what you're sellin,
I'd take nothing short of a watermelon.

nina@ · 01-18-2017, 02:23 PM

There is nothing short about big and round Watermelons, young fellow!
"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow"!!

Runesmith · 01-18-2017, 11:01 PM

Why obsess with watermelons?
Eat some yogurt you heathens

Masterwants · 01-19-2017, 01:36 AM

I hope that the yoghurt you've chosen
Has been taken and suitably frozen

MarvHarvey · 01-19-2017, 02:32 AM

The Great White North is full of snow
That gives our cheeks a healthy glow

Runesmith · 01-22-2017, 10:24 AM

I hate this snow, it's worse than dirt
Shoveling this crap makes my old back hurt

MarvHarvey · 01-23-2017, 02:08 AM

I don't need to go to the gym
I work out as the banks I trim

01-13-2017, 04:46 AM	#92
cooperjess Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: UK Posts: 202 Blog Entries: 2	Come on, you must have seen those trousers! All that leather was bound to arouse us. __________________ Jess \| 22 \| Bi AMAB. back after a long hiatus, active occasionally(?) - msg me, if you like

01-14-2017, 07:08 AM	#93
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	If I were a rich billionaire with all that power I too would have a Ritz Carlton golden shower __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

01-17-2017, 11:56 AM	#95
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Wouldn't you rather, el hombre loco Prefer to dine on a warm tuna taco? __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

01-17-2017, 01:01 PM	#96
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Tuna tacos are a waste of fish I'd prefer a fillet on a dish. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

01-17-2017, 10:55 PM	#97
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	When stars align and the time is right Nothing beats pie in good food fight __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

01-13-2017, 03:28 AM	#91
Masterwants Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: UK Posts: 627 Blog Entries: 11	I'm finding your plans somewhat sinister Do you have to defile our Prime Minister?

01-17-2017, 08:31 AM	#94
Masterwants Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: UK Posts: 627 Blog Entries: 11	I'd rather a packet of Ritz With some tiny cheesy bits

01-18-2017, 02:19 AM	#98
Masterwants Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: UK Posts: 627 Blog Entries: 11	If this food fight is gonna be fair I'll take Wagu that's marbled and rare

01-18-2017, 01:23 PM	#99
cooperjess Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: UK Posts: 202 Blog Entries: 2	I'm not quite buying what you're sellin, I'd take nothing short of a watermelon. __________________ Jess \| 22 \| Bi AMAB. back after a long hiatus, active occasionally(?) - msg me, if you like

01-18-2017, 02:23 PM	#100
nina@ getDare Succubus Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 1,665 Blog Entries: 25	There is nothing short about big and round Watermelons, young fellow! "Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow"!! Last edited by nina@; 01-18-2017 at 02:24 PM. Reason: the second sentence is just a spell by Ron in the first Harry Potter movie!

01-18-2017, 11:01 PM	#101
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Why obsess with watermelons? Eat some yogurt you heathens __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

01-19-2017, 01:36 AM	#102
Masterwants Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: UK Posts: 627 Blog Entries: 11	I hope that the yoghurt you've chosen Has been taken and suitably frozen

01-19-2017, 02:32 AM	#103
MarvHarvey Truth or Dare Junkie Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 5,704 Blog Entries: 10	The Great White North is full of snow That gives our cheeks a healthy glow __________________ Male; Switch. Group Thread: pick from MENU of tasks. LIMITS / LIKES / Etc. PM DARES

01-22-2017, 10:24 AM	#104
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	I hate this snow, it's worse than dirt Shoveling this crap makes my old back hurt __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

01-23-2017, 02:08 AM	#105
MarvHarvey Truth or Dare Junkie Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 5,704 Blog Entries: 10	I don't need to go to the gym I work out as the banks I trim __________________ Male; Switch. Group Thread: pick from MENU of tasks. LIMITS / LIKES / Etc. PM DARES