16 funny/humiliating X or Y questions.

[diaperboyaj24]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) well my sleepwear last night was nothing so ill go with the costume which was a serial killer with a white bio hazard suit
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? stocks
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? well my dad has soo... him
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? baby
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? guys it would be less creepy somehow
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) wait a week
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? lap dance i would probably hurt myself on a pole
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) beans
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 15
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? A cup f would be too big
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? the horn
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? night club cause it would be a better story
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? butt plug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? jungle
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) well the last person i texted was my mom so ill go with the stranger
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? you can post things on fb so than only you can see them but ill go with kitchen

[xsamss]

1 my last halloween costume, an arab one.
2 dont really know, had problems with exhibitionism in the past so evenif both turn me on none seem a good asnwer. So ill say the pillory
3 both caught me at least once so no prob
4 dog
5 full of girls
6 go to the doctor
7 pole dance but might probably fall
8 eating onion
9 15 inch
10 seems for girls but if i had to biggest, dont know which is
11 unicorn horn
12 if its on the spot airport, most people who go to the same nightclub as meknow me
13 butt plug
14 jungle, its common here
15 laat person i texted, shes quite a beautiful girl
16 kitchen fridge

[queer]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is): track pants and a normal shirt

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it): my ex bf

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

[MatthewVerrigni]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
sleepwear - just underwear
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
stocks/pillory
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
dad
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
dog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
guys
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
doctor
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
pole
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
beans
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inch
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
F
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
rabbit tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
butt plug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
opposite gender
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
last text - close friend
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
kitchen fridge

[mj2k]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Last night's sleepwear, which is naked

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite
genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

[OriTheOwl]

Originally Posted by kevinkevk

An_Jon's one of these was fun so I thought I would have a go myself
I'm told I've got a good imagination for these so we will see how it turns out. If it's popular I may do another.
Sorry about the copy writing An_Jon. I'm sure you wont mind though

Remember you MUST pick one or the other.

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

I look forward to all your replies

1. Costume, it was just a long black cloak XD
2. Stockade in public for sure.
3. Both but Mom
4. Baby
5. Women
6. If their is no health concern leave it in
7. Pole
8. beans
9. 3 (I'm close to that anyway)
10. F cup
11. Fluffy bunny tail
12. Nightclub
13. Plug
14. Undies
15. Next starnger
16. FB

[PartySlut]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) probably last years halloween costume (https://www.yandy.com/Sparkle-Sweet-Angel-Costume.php) because last night I slept in a babydoll and thong with some of my juices on it from a dare I did right before sleep
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? 2 hour walk home
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Umm probably mom
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Dog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) definitely wait
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Lap dance I dunno how to pole dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) onion
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 15 I guess?
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? A
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Fluffy bunny tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Nightclub because I’d probably wearing less clothes and it would be easier
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Hmm I dunno either really but probably gag
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Opposite genders underwear
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) next stranger for sure (my dad)
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Kitchen fridge

[Kifla]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) - It was a green dragon overall costume
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) - A female friend on kik
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

[Vaylex]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
lol i sleep in my normal clothes

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
since both result in me naked in public, i'd prefer bondage

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
dad because he's never caught me before

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
dogs get more affection than me xd

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Many would think I'm a perv but if I'm lucky, some of them will help me out

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
can't say I like my doctor and the teasing sounds nice

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
really don't know how to do either

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
beans probably, slow metabolism so it probably won't take effect until much later

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
difficult question, im asian so I could get away with 3 inches being my normal size

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup, big tits seem pretty inconvenient

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
bunny rabbit tail plug

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
private room, private favors

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
mouth would get uncomfortable but with a butt plug my dick would also be pretty uncomfortable with how hard it'd be

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Sounds pretty kinky to me

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
One of the girls that I described fucking me in a previous post

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
no one I actually know follows my Facebook

[LingerieAnal]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) A sexy maid uniform, alternative would have been only a thong.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

[grambow]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(penguin costume)
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

[lotsofpasta]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year? Shorts and a T shirt(tell us what is is)
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

[darkblue]

Remember you MUST pick one or the other.

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year? (tell us what is is)
This one hard to answer, I never wore a Halloween costume. My last night sleepwear was just a t-shirt, nothing else, I never wear more than that at night. Shall I really go out like this for a whole year...?

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Oh, my exhibitionistic side likes both, but the first choice sounds better, I would not be able to move, and people can decide if they want to take a look at me.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
My Dad

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
I wouldn't like both, but prefer to be a baby, wearing a diaper, unable to do or decide anything.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
I'd feel much better naked on a girls party, I like the idea, but would be very shy.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out? (its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Hey, I would wait for a month, if that would be possible, love it.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Mmh, I have no real celebrity crush, but wait, someone here mentioned Karen Gillan from Dr. Who. I'd do a lap dance for her, but I am a horrible dancer...

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
An unfair question, depends on my sex partner, what I think she is able to stand better. If I had to choose, I'd take beans and don't wait too long with having sex.

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
Would anyone here choose 3 inch? Me neither.

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
I love small breasts, so A is my answer.

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
A rabbit tail, if it is attached to a butt plug please.

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport.

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Never tried ball gags, but love but plugs, so easy answer.

14. Would you rather do a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Never tried womens underwear, but the idea sounds appealing to me...

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted? (who was it)
To the last person! Phew, good luck, it was my girlfriend.

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Hard question, bc I don't have a facebook account. Seeing all this on my fridge frightens me, no one of my family and friends here know about this side of me. I would print it in tiny letter, between many other things, so nobody would read it.

Thank you!!!
Nice questions

[-Selene-]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Since last night was warm and I wore only panties, the decision is fairly easy. I'd wear my halloween costume which was a prisoner's uniform, an orange overall.

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
In the latter case I could hide and wait until dark, then make my way back home.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
I wouldn't make a difference here. In either case it would be the same, I guess.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Hypnotising doesn't work on me. But assuming it would, I choose a dog.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
I've been to a BDSM club recently for the first time ever and couldn't manage to interact with the folk, not even fully clothed. I was too shy. Being naked at a party would be much worse. I'd think gender does play a very minor role then, but I might prefer males slightly over girls. However, a mixed crowd would be best.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I'd go straight to the doctor if the thing got stuck.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance is more personal, so I'd pick that.

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Beans don't cause me to fart, but I like to eat them, so my answer is very clear here.

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
It's all about width not length. A 3 inch penis would stimulate me enough as long as it's wide enough.

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
Heavy breast cause aching of the back. I'd choose A.

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Unicorn.

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport, assuming it's done in a separate private room.

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Ball gag.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
If I grew a jungle I wouldn't have a problem with it. Wearing male underwear is no big deal either. Really don't care about this question.

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
The last person I texted is a good friend, I'd prefer her.

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
I don't use fb anymore but alternatives. I've a flat mate, so the fridge is no easy option either, however I'd go for the fridge.

[Morgenfrisky]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I would probably wear my sleepwear, which was some sweatpants and a normal longsleeve shirt. I went as a plague doctor last year, and I don't want to deal with a cape and mask

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Tough one. Before I moved I could probably get away with a two hour walk without being seen. Now I am in the middle of the suburbs, right next to the main road. I'd have to go with the pillory and hope nobody sees me, or just explain that it's some sort of art thing or a protest

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
My mom. If my dad caught me then he would be too embarrassed himself to every speak of it. My mom would have teased me about it.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
I really dislike babyplay so probably a dog.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls. I feel like guys would be more cruel.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Go to the doctor. I don't think I'd be able to sleep

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Pole dance would be more fun I think

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Can of beans. Farting can be laughed off. Bad breath is a no go

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
A 3 inch penis. I have a 9 inch penis and I already have issues when erect and clothed

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
I like small tits and would go with an A cup. Similar issues to my dick size would be present with an F cup i think

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
A horn. Seems safer

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport because it would seem more normal unfortunately

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Buttplug. Easier to do and I'm already used to it

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Underwear because that just points to having a kink. The other points to poor hygene

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Oral to the last person I texted, which is my girlfriend! While typing this, I saw the next stranger which is a much older lady who definitely is not my type lol

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Kitchen fridge. Just me and my dog would see it.