GameDare Reborn

[smile371]

2843, which seems a fairly good score, so hopefully will be above the average! Will do the marshmellow dare tomorrow Many thanks, it's a great game!

EDIT: - It then went to 3000 exactly, and now my top score is 3870, which i'm happy with!

[IDareToDoDare]

I am not good this, only 36

[tallguy2241]

997...got my work cut out for me.

New high 3012! Finally broke 3000!

[GetdareTEO]

1667... a few meters better than last time

[Dutch]

1707 meters so far. Seems to be an average score.

Edit: New high score at 2661 meters.

[Platypus]

i got 2086 as my high score

[gagemeaker]

950 im not very good at these games

[Playstation]

I got 1459 on my 8th attempt :P

[Hg.]

Phone lines are now closed.

I'm afraid the average may upset many people this time, as high as 2133m.

Nevertheless, its punishment time!

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After running flat out for many, many (or in some cases very few) meters, you finally get cornered by one of the robot drones.

The chances of survival seem to fade to nothing as it starts priming its ulta-mega-laser-machine-gun-of-horrible-and-painful-death-ness-ity at you.

Suddenly, you notice something about the robot, something with the potential to save your life - A broken optical chord linkup. The robot is running on its Infrared Thermographic visual linkup alone. I'm sure you can see where this is going now

Suddenly your thoughts center on the cooler box in your hand.. Your friends said it was stupid to start running for freedom with a cooler box in your hand, but they're all dead now, and a life without the ability to have chilled drinks at any moment in time is no life at all. deus es machina much?

If you can lower your body temperature enough to confuse the IR beams from the robot, you may very well be able to escape and lead a new, chilled drinks-full life.. somehow.

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Subtract your score from the minimum 2133, and divide by 100.

(2133-X)/100
X=Your score

The number produced by the above equation is the number of ice cubes (medium, for-drinks, produced in tray) you must have somewhere inside you at ONE time (All must be in at the same moment in time).

Ladies obviously have a major advantage, but in an evil robot apocalypse not much is fair anymore.

Read on after success or failure (including refusal to do it, or if the above is too hard for you) to see what happens to you.

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Outcome:

Success:

The robot disengages his ulta-mega-laser-machine-gun-of-horrible-and-painful-death-ness-ity and flys off, leaving you cold, shivering, but unharmed.

You make it to the arctic and start a new life there with a handful of other survivors, where the landscape is beautiful and drinks are always chilled.

Failure:

You wince in pain as the ulta-mega-laser-machine-gun-of-horrible-and-painful-death-ness-ity blasts into you.

Attach a clothes pin (or other clampy alternative) to one nipple and then pull it off (no opening it up while doing it). Do the exact same for the other nipple - attach, then pull off. Do this 50 times for each nipple, 100 times in total..

After this you realize that as well as a broken optical cord, the robot is missing two wires running to the... gun (easier to pronounce), apparently stopping it causing the level death that the name suggests will occur.

Just as the robot starts charging its laser machine gun again you devise a cunning plan, and escape by shorting to robots circuitry with the water and ice inside the cooler box, before running away. The robot disorientated you, however, and you find yourself in a desert - safe, alive, but without a way to cool drinks - your idea of hell.

The end.

(feedback on narrative style appreciated - does it work well in your opinion?)

[Hg.]

GAME 3

A large number of you are most likely in the business of following or giving orders or commands, so heres a game that does likewise.

Obey! The Game

Standard mode, Post levels completed (Found on death stat screen)

Have fun!

[Platypus]

Levels Completed: 45
Levels Won: 75.56%
Fastest Speed: x5.4
Longest Streak: 8 levels

ill try again before the week is over. this was my first try

the story ending was good. it gave us some context. its also good that you just said the ice will have to be somewhere inside you, which could mean in any hole at all.

[Gopher]

so my best i could get today was...
Levels Completed:80 levels
Levels Won: 85%
Fastest Speed: x8.9
Longest Streak: 21 levels

gets pretty hard at the faster speeds, i must say.

[smile371]

Levels Completed: 78
Levels Won: 83.33%
Fastest Speed: x8.7
Longest Streak: 15 levels

Now : -

Levels Completed: 84
Levels Won: 88.24%
Fastest Speed: x9.2
Longest Streak: 24 levels

[Magnet]

Completed 73.
Won 78.08%
Fastest speed x8.2
Streak 10 levels

I liked the story, but fortunately was above average so got away scot-free

[wedgieboii]

43 lvls
76.74%
x5.2
10 lvls

i did ok lol