Would you rather (10 fresh ones for you)

[sissybill]

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week. == lick it clean

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.== penis shaped ice cream

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.== important phone call

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.== blind fold with sign saying free blow jobs

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.==passport pic mouth full of cum

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.== 69 position for 1 hour

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.== the tongue

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.==penis n vagina

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.==normal date me given oral

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.sucking random dicks

[SlaveBoyNineOne]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

[NaughtyGal]

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
As humiliating as this is, it is less painful and hopefully they enjoy this kink.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
This would just be so fun, imagine the looks and what could come from this....

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
Both are difficult, but I would like to think i could hide the oral better then an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
Easy choice, I love giving blow jobs so this would be a fun one!

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
Since it is anonymous, I would take this one.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
Again, this would just be so fun.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
I guess this could be fun. I enjoy the taste of cum, so I imagine I will get to taste lots of it during the day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
This could be fun, please it sounds better then the back and neck pain I know come from larger boobs.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
Just seems a better and less awkward date option.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
I would rather suck cock then look at it all day for work. I imagine looking at it all day would get tired after a while.

[Nikki_luv]

1. Have a Random person lick clean for a week
2. 2nd one is really humiliating and I would love to do humilating things. So yeah I would drink my own piss.
3. Having orgasm by someone while on a call
4. Lie on a floor with a blind fold with funnel in mouth written public urinal on my body
5. Have a pic of my genitals in a gallery
6. Tied in front of a stranger
7. Tounge of the most active pot star
8. Having large boobs (I already have them so )
9. Go on a normal date but should end with me giving an oral sex
10. By sucking

[trying]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week. LICKED

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place. MY PISS

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm. IMPORTANT CALL

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases. URINAL

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery. SPERM

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour. STRANGER 69

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day. THE TONGUE

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world. BOTH

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex. NORMAL DATE

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living. 2 DICKS A WEEK

[MB124]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and disease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

[AuxiTheSissy]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

I think random person is the clear choice.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

I think because of the public place, I’d do bottle of piss. If i didn’t react too bad, I’d be able to pass it off as tea or something.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

Since I’m a “guy” I’d say orgasm because It would last about 10 seconds and I think I could play it off.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

Public urinal

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

I think art gallery. But I’d do both hehe.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

Front to front for 12 hours. As long as I liked the person.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

Tounge for sure. The things I’d taste : )

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

Penis and vagina. I’ve always kind of wanted both.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

Normal. Love giving oral.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

Eeeeeeee. I think rating. I just couldn’t do actual sex.

[jared99x]

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week. RANDOM PERSON

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place. ICE CREAM

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm. HIDDEN ORAL

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases. BLOWJOBS

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery. GENITALS

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour. 69 POSITION

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day. TONGUE

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world. BOTH PENIS & VAGINA

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
END WITH ORAL SEX

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living. SUCKING DICK!

[Kenny1800]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

[Thejoshguy]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
I’m getting a licking here
2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
I’m eating ice cream
3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
I’m having an important phone call
4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
This is a good one...I guess the free blow jobs
5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
I guess genitals displayed
6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
Front to front
7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
Be the tongue
8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
Both penis and vagina
9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
Go normal
10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
Rate dock pics

[sissybill]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.= lick it

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place. = penis shaped ice cream

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm. = phone call

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases. = free blow jobs

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery. = mouth filled with cum

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour. = 69

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day. = tongue

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world. = hav both

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex. = naked blind date

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living. = sucking off dicks

[Sassy0ne]

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week

At first I was going to say the nettles and sandpaper because I like pain and have never done either but then a week of doing it sounds very painful

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

I don’t drink pee. I have tried and just can’t do it so that’s not even an option for me.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

Either way keeping my composure would be difficult but I think hidden pleasure would be slightly easier

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

Again. No pee so I guess my mouth is being used to pleasure cocks

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

Hopefully I can keep it together long enough for the picture to be taken.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

12 hours seems like a very long time. Sex with a stranger could be fun

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

I think I would much rather be a tongue then a plug

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

I have no desire to have a cock. I’ll leave that to the boys. So I guess I am getting super large boobs

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

I hate being naked. I don’t hate oral sex so that’s an easy pick.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

Looking at dicks 40 hours a week for the rest of my life doesn’t sound all that amazing.

[Ponies]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

In my mind I would rather have a random person lick it clean, but if it came to it I am pretty sure I would end up taking the first option.


2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

Eat the ice cream


3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

Have the phone call


4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

Free Blowjobs


5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

Art gallery, no real downside to that one.


6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

Interesting question. I Don't think I have a preference on this one.


7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

This question scares me... I think I would go with the tongue.


8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

I would take both a penis and vagina, I think having the largest cock in the world might not be the best thing.


9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

Normal date and giving oral.


10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

Assuming everyone is clean i'll take the 2 random dicks each week.

[humiliatedboyslave]

10 new 'would you rather' questions for you. Please not only make a choice but explain your answer as well!

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
a random person licking it clean for a week. Having my hole licked feels so good!

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
I would probably go with the piss. Just because I don't eat a lot of ice cream, but either are doable

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
Well... I have done the phone call, but I would love to try the presentation in front of an audience. That would be so awesome to do and try not to moan or give an orgasm face.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
This is a tough one as I would love both options! I would choose the free blowjobs and beg to be the public urinal another night

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
I'll choose the passport option as I think it would be funny. The picture of genitals would be no big deal either as it doesn't say full body pic, just genitals, so that would not be a problem at all.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
If we are going to be tied together, at least let us have oral! So definately the oral option.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
butt plug for a day! being someone that loves to rim, i would love that!

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
I have such a small penis, I don't know what life would be like with a large penis, never mind the largest. Since I aready get a laugh with the little baby boner, I'd say have both a penis and a vagina as I can get double fucked!

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
naked blind date would be an awesome experience so that would be my choice. The other often happens anyway lol

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
no question, sucking off 2 random dicks! and i wouldn't have a problem if that number was a bit higher too!

[Lisa_sg]

So I think,

1. have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm.

6. tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina.

9. go on a naked blind date.

10. by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.