Alyssandra's - A Bad Management Game

[yellowtop]

What time is it?

Yes, it's efficiency demand o'clock!

I can see prospective customers masturbating near the premises. This indicates an enormous pent up demand for our services. We have to be ready on opening to service this demand efficiently!

[Locked Puppy]

This one sees someone move behind the shades. Was I spotted? Do they know? Did they get my note? Better edge a few more times to be ready.

[yellowtop]

How many was that, Miss Jones? 15 pm dares sent? Are you sure
it wasn't more like 25? it seemed more like 25 to me?

Okay, very well, 15. Please update the tasks list for me.....

Round 1: 227 PM Dares
Round 2: 157 hours commando, 157 hours of arousal gel
Round 3: 157 hours in high heels, 227 face slaps and 437 genital slaps, 157 sets of 5 edges

Oh, and can you call security. I've had reports of persons unknown lurking around the premises. We don't want them scaring off the customers.

[CSasha]

"Yes, a veggie pizza, with as much vegetable and cheese as possible. ... (*angry*) No, I don't want a casserole. ... (*Better now*) Yes, I take a Ben&Jerry's. Chocolate cookie sounds right. How do you know? ... Ah, yes, my last three orders. ... Yes, same adress. And yes, it's still the office opposed to the new business with the shining neon lights. ... Alyssandra's yes. ... No, they are not open yet. Wait till tomorrow. ... You, too. Bye." Still have to wait for the manager's third daily action. Comon, you can do it. Raise the work schedule. You can do it. ... Uh, that peeping tom there jerking of near Alyssandra's is clearly showing it off. Nice ass, though. I better make some pictures. For identification purpose only, of course. Ha, you think."

[yellowtop]

Well,, I'm not sure if this is against union rules, since we are after midnight, but on the other hand "the player actions are constrained by sleep phases"
and I didn't sleep yet..

So time for another efficiency demand!

[yellowtop]

I went for edges on this round, and scored a rather disappointing 9 in 20 minutes.


Round 1: 236 PM Dares
Round 2: 166 hours commando, 166 hours of arousal gel
Round 3: 166 hours in high heels, 236 face slaps and 446 genital slaps, 166 sets of 5 edges

that was the final efficiency demand of the foreplay round, I think!

[CSasha]

(*eat eat*) Well, done. This manager really got the drive. (*eat eat*)

Originally Posted by yellowtop

Well,, I'm not sure if this is against union rules, since we are after midnight, but on the other hand "the player actions are constrained by sleep phases"
and I didn't sleep yet..

So time for another efficiency demand!

Totally correct. Well done. So tomorrow is going to be the great opening, and workers are finally able to work. While the management can still interfere. Oh my. Looking forward to this.

3.3 Daily Worker’s Progress: The workers work through the tasks round by round. Before they begin performing any task, every worker has to announce 'Back for duty' once a day.

The current round is always the first round with any incomplete tasks. During the game workers perform the tasks of the current round any number of times and increase their progress accordingly. BUT each worker may work on only one round each day!

Workers, don't forget to report back on duty.

Hmm, haven't thought of that yet, and it's quite unlikely to happen with these numbers. But theoretically according to the rules some of the workers could complete Round 1, and then if there were workers left who didn't work on this round yet, they could already work and even complete Round 2. Haha, fortunately there's a manager to intervene a too hasty and therefor sloppy business.

Though if they achieve that, they would have earned my respect.

[Lola Bunny]

Lola trudged back into Alyssandra's. She had received a call to come in as they needed to do a fitting with her uniform. The lobby was near completion and she had to admit it looked fairly nice. Making her way to the area marked Employee's Only she spotted a board that hadn't been there yesterday. It read:

Attention employees! When not entertaining clients you are required to assist with Alyssandra's advertisement efforts. Currently we have 236 flyers printed for you to deliver around the community. Take the time to hand write potential customer addresses on the provided scented envelopes - neatly. Thank you for your contributions.

Lola fumed. How dare they treat her like a secretary? That was not the job she had signed up for! As she waited for her fitting she found a scrap of paper and quickly scrawled a message for Mr. Boss Man. She already hated him.

We are NOT your secretaries! We are NOT your servants! Don't treat us like crap!!!

Without signing her name to the paper, she stuffed it into his mailbox so he'd find it in the morning. She had half a mind to quit, but she had signed the employment contract. She had no choice but to show up each morning until her commitment period ended.

OOC: Nicely done, yellowtop! Glad to see you tried the edging option. I hope my fellow escorts are going to work as hard as I am to complete the work you've set out for us.

[Lola Bunny]

Sitting among seemingly normal office buildings, a bright pink Neon sign stands out: Alyssandra's. What brought you here? Did you stop by because you spotted the sign? Or did you receive an advertisement? It matters not. You know what Alyssandra's is and you know you can take any of their escorts at any time.

As you enter the building, the entrance is elegant. However, it looks like a regular office building. A few employees are working out front at the reception desk. A woman stands and greets you, "Welcome to Alyssandra's. How may I help you?" You manage to ask for an escort and the woman smiles as she steps out from behind the desk, "This way please."

As you follow she begins explaining, "Alyssandra's is equipped with many different escorts for your pleasure. Each is capable and expected to do as you wish, so long as it does not violate any of their individually listed limits or permanantly harm them." The receptionist hands you a card (see escort's signatures for limits). "Simply tell them your desires and they will fulfill them. If you are ever dissatisfied with the work performed, you can report it at the reception desk for us to investigate. The escorts will be punished as appropriate for the dissatisfaction they cause. Hopefully that does not happen."

You enter the lounge where several escorts are currently lounging about. As the door opens, they quickly move into a line for your inspection. As promised there are a variety of men and women of differing body types and ethnicities from which to choose. Each is dressed in a "uniform". The women wear a small black bra and black thong. The bra's right breast sports a small fancy A that matches Alyssandra's logo. The women also sport thigh high sheer stockings and garter belt. On each foot is a shiny black stiletto heel. The men have a black bow tie with the same small fancy A as you saw on the women's bras. They are wearing form fitting black boxer style underwear. To your surprise, the men also wear heels, though with a shorter, stubbier heel.

The receptionist speaks again as the escorts settle into resting place, hands behind their backs obediently, "Please take your time and select the one that catches your interest the most. I will remain to answer any questions you may have."

(Time to select! You can select Z0ey, Vincentio, or Lola Bunny by posting in THIS THREAD. Your selected escort can complete any work you desire within their limits. This can be completing a dare for you, writing a dare for you to complete, participating in a thread, whatever you can think of! Have fun and feel free to roleplay with us! Please note that each escort reserves the right to decline your tasks - you may file a complaint if they do so for management to review.)

[Lola Bunny]

Now that we have an entrance post to Alyssandra's, send this with your PM dares so they get directed to the entrance:

“You received this complimentary PM dare from Alyssandra’s. We invite you to visit at any time and take advantage of our escorts for your own pleasure. http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=80402 We also encourage you to help train the escort who sent you this message by sending them a PM dare of their own.”

[CSasha]

"I better check the workers out as long as there's time to intervene."

A middle aged Lady in business suit walks into Alyssandra's right away. "Good morning. I am willing to see what you have to offer. Let everyone available present themselves in front of me." She winks the secretary to offer her a chair in the floor.

I am willing to pay the reduction of 3 PMs per worker from the task in total, if every worker strips in front of a mirror- I don't care how small it is as long as you can see yourself in it- makes some poses, then touches the whole body and finally gropes the sensitive parts. At the end I want one hole (can be mouth, pussy, penis hole or ass) to be dripping wet, either from arousal or with the help of lube. Yes, if you manage to wet your mouth with drool by your arousal, that counts. Once every worker reports to have completed this task, and which hole was wet, you earn your reward.

[CSasha]

(*picks up a flyer while waiting*) "I think I know some potential clients for you. They are more of the sadistic, abusive type, but they got full pockets. I give you the addresses. Better your escorts advertise them in person."

I want workers to get a random number between 1 and 12. Then send at least 5 PM dares to the according Swimmer in my Pool. Each worker can complete this task once for me.
You have to choose 2 of the PM dares you consider meanest, and 2 of the PM dares you consider most pleasant. The rest is up to you. But you have to ask a return of the favor, and advertise Alyssandra's as within the Round 1 task.
I offer the reduction of 4 PMs per worker who completes this task.

[Lola Bunny]

Originally Posted by Cassandra

(*picks up a flyer while waiting*) "I think I know some potential clients for you. They are more of the sadistic, abusive type, but they got full pockets. I give you the addresses. Better your escorts advertise them in person."

I want workers to get a random number between 1 and 11. Then send at least 5 PM dares to the according Swimmer in my Pool. Each worker can complete this task once for me.
You have to choose 2 of the PM dares you consider meanest, and 2 of the PM dares you consider most pleasant. The rest is up to you. But you have to ask a return of the favor, and advertise Alyssandra's as within the Round 1 task.
I offer the reduction of 4 PMs per worker who completes this task.

Thank you for this task, Miss. Clarification: do we still get to cling the PM dares we send toward our totals as well? Otherwise it wouldn't make sense to send 5 PM dares for this task and only have it count as 4. Just making sure I calculate totals correctly.

[CSasha]

You just need to send 1 PM though, even if it contains at least 5 PM dares. I pay 4 PMs for the effort around it.

The way I understood the task you would only send a single PM dare hence a single PM for one count, which is quite a difference. Especially regarding the hourly limit of PMs you can send. Though looking at the rules it only speaks of PM dares. So does sending a single user 20 PM dares in a single PM count as 1 or 20 regarding the task?

[Lola Bunny]

Lola enters Alyssandra's early and clocks in "Back for Duty". Her schedule is an odd one. She has about an hour to please clients this morning and then she has about 9 hours off prior to returning again. No matter. She dresses in her uniform and makes her way to the lounge to find a potential client already waiting. After hearing about the tasks the business woman has offered to pay for, she smiles and approaches, ready to strip and please.

(Reports to follow once I finish the tasks)