Write. An. Epitaph!

[Runesmith]

Here lies Jasmine, brutally cut down in the prime of life by a florist.

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith whose life was taken as the price for using magic.

[Runesmith]

Here lies Japgirl, who wasted away in bed
Lying naked, thinking about what was said

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith who died the one time he forgot to ask for proof of gender.

[Runesmith]

We remember the brave Japgirl, who once volunteered when a virgin had to be sacrificed to the dragon... and didn't qualify.

[japgirl]

Originally Posted by Runesmith

We remember the brave Japgirl, who once volunteered when a virgin had to be sacrificed to the dragon... and didn't qualify.

Hahahaha.

Here lies Runesmith, he tried to bring her to her bliss, but instead, he reached Nirvana first.

[Runesmith]

Here rests Japgirl, felled by the 62 hour vibrator marathon that lives on in the record books.

[japgirl]

Originally Posted by Runesmith

Here rests Japgirl, felled by the 62 hour vibrator marathon that lives on in the record books.

Dead...hahahaha


Here lies Runesmith...she took him with her when he pushed her over the edge

[Runesmith]

In memory of Japgirl, who embarked on an expedition to find the elusive G-spot, and never returned

[japgirl]

We celebrate the life of Runesmith, who bravely volunteered to the be the tour guide of that exploratory trip.

[Runesmith]

Here lies Japgirl - the victim of a rare case of Tictac allergy

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith, who died when he doubled over in laughter just as the sun set.

[Runesmith]

Here lies Japgirl, who lost her life in a flood of biblical proportions... if the bible were ever that explicit

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith...he was the man, the myth, the legend, but he lost his life shortly after he got her to drop to her knees.

[Runesmith]

Rest in peace, Japgirl - whose adventures in nothing but a black cocktail dress are still told in hushed whispers in the deepest, darkest dungeons