06-08-2016, 08:28 PM | #17 |
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Jack of all trades, .Master691 of none
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Looking for a young girl of any age that wants to be a slave. Email me at [email protected] and introduce yourself by telling me about yourself and why you want to be a slave. |
06-09-2016, 02:29 AM | #18 |
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Why have you caNed Kelly? Poor girl...
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Female, 35, bi pet happily owned by Sir Sam My DIY thread My stories My Art My Blog Toys I own Likes: Humiliation, gags, anal, clamps, hidden public, spanking, cornertime, bondage, pet play, denial, messy. Dislikes: Pacifier, nettles, crotchropes, toothpaste, atm, pee control, line writing, tack bra and panties, ice cubes. Limits: scat, pictures/video, family, public |
06-09-2016, 06:10 AM | #19 |
Stranger with candy
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Make mine a 12-inch meatballs on rye sub, Lucy.
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
06-10-2016, 12:58 PM | #20 |
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Why did you RUNE it, SMITH?
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M/Novisexual/24/sub Do have female parts. 30/1,603 edges+ 2 more days of denial after edges Make My Denial Harder Denial Diary 6,000th post tasks and reports Likes + Limits Stuff I Can Use for Dares BDSM Test Results PM DARES Stories & Poems Spelling or Grammar Mistake: Let Me Know Help Break My Cursing Habit Live with people and do not own toys. Keep in mind when daring me please. Not your bitch and calling me names or trying to Dom me is probitted. Violators will be declared as idiots. |
06-10-2016, 02:27 PM | #21 |
getDare Succubus
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You've gotta be KIDding me, with those pun making SKILLS.
To the person below me, good luck. You may need more SKILLS than I have to make a pun with my username. No im not KIDding Im going to stop now.
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25/male/BI Take control of what you have power over instead of craving control over what you don't. Mysterious hyperlink! |
06-10-2016, 10:44 PM | #22 |
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Alien life forms traveling through space always stop for lunch at the Io Dine Café orbiting the planet Jupiter.
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06-11-2016, 12:23 AM | #23 |
Stranger with candy
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We all DaVance to the tune of a different drummer, so each to their own.
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
06-12-2016, 08:54 AM | #24 |
The toe sucking anal slut
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If I ruin your orgasm, are you a runedsmith?
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06-12-2016, 10:00 AM | #25 |
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Many women shop at a beauty store and purchase a Jar-of-Face cosmetics to make themselves look pretty.
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06-16-2016, 12:33 AM | #26 |
getDare Succubus
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The DaVancage of your username is that it's really easy to make a pun of.
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Female, 35, bi pet happily owned by Sir Sam My DIY thread My stories My Art My Blog Toys I own Likes: Humiliation, gags, anal, clamps, hidden public, spanking, cornertime, bondage, pet play, denial, messy. Dislikes: Pacifier, nettles, crotchropes, toothpaste, atm, pee control, line writing, tack bra and panties, ice cubes. Limits: scat, pictures/video, family, public |
01-07-2017, 06:50 PM | #27 |
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Have you ever watched re-runs of that black-and-white 1950's television show? You know, the one called . . .
"I Sub Lucy!" |
01-14-2017, 01:02 PM | #28 |
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Leonardo DaVanci is not only an artist and inventor, he is a punner!
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01-03-2018, 02:05 PM | #29 |
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You didn't go to HARVard for this pun
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26/F/Bi - Submissive Likes: Denial, humiliation, spanking, punishment, bondage, play. Dislikes : Nipples torture, ice, corner time, lines. Limits - Public, permanent, family & friend, scat, drinking urine. I have : dildo, rope, house items. Kik : Venus11235 MY AMA
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01-04-2018, 02:50 AM | #30 |
Stranger with candy
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That pun won't Venus any awards either!
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
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