★ Ask an honest gal a question

[Mistress_Louisa]

Originally Posted by electro

Lol, i love your answers!

Do you prefer feminine or masculine men?

Hehe, thank you

To answer your question: I have to cheat and say I prefer a balance. Too much of either would bore me. Plus, I like that my boyfriend is perfectly masculine and protective of me by day, while by night he's my pretty little sissy boy

Secondly:


Predictable:
What is your bra size? 34B. I'm on the small side, but they're pert, of nothing else, hehe.

What type of knickers do you prefer wearing? I like them silky, and I like them quite big, haha! Not Bridget Jones big, but big enough to leave a little to the imagination.

What is the most public dare you've done? Masturbating in my back garden (it's very visible), which my boyfriend dared me to do.

When did you last orgasm, and how? Two days ago, and it was a quickie with just Pam and her five sisters in my bedroom.

Random:
What make of mouse do you use? Err, some cheap kind called Realtek.

Mint or orange? Mint, without a doubt. Mint ice cream, mint flavoured hot chocolate, mmm. Oh, and not to forget mint-infused oral

Milk, white or plain chocolate? Milk - it's nice and creamy.

What's your favorite accent? Irish. But I'm also a bit of a sucker for the posh English thing too, hehe.

Why do batteries only run flat after the shops have shut so you can't get spares? Because some dude, let's call him Sod, made a law that says it must be so.

Does you chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight? No, but it does reek after it consumes that pack of smokes.

[owlart]

Thanks for your answers, now for some more questions:

Do you support/follow any sports clubs/teams?
Do you play any sport?
What's the most revealing outfit you've worn in public?
How high are your highest heels? When did you last wear them?
Do you wear glasses?
What's your favourite meat?
Sweet or savoury?
How many sex toys do you own?

[Mistress_Louisa]

Do you support/follow any sports clubs/teams? Does the Gryffindor quidditch team count?

Do you play any sport? Nope. Call me lazy, yes.

What's the most revealing outfit you've worn in public? I rarely do 'revealing', to be honest. Hardly even low cut tops. But I did wear an extremely short skirt in public for a dare. Picture is in my album see it here

How high are your highest heels? When did you last wear them? Six inches, pillar box red babies that I wore just last night.

Do you wear glasses? I'm supposed to...but tend to forget, hehe.

What's your favourite meat? Lamb, nom nom.

Sweet or savoury? Savoury - nothing beats a packet of salt and vinegar crisps

How many sex toys do you own? Technically, the only 'toys' are my vibrator, strap-on and butt plug. But I also own spank paddles, cuffs, gels and whatnot.

[Sharp Nacelle]

Edinburgh or Glasgow?

Falkirk Wheel or Loch Lomond?

Have you thought of someone from here other than Crossdress_Bitch while masturbating?

What makes you comfortable?

What's the best thing about getDare?

And the worst?

What are the 6 types of quark?

Who has had the greatest influence over you?

Do you feel that you are more sexual than your friends?

if you were tasked with redesigning domestic lighting, what would you change about it?

[dabigone]

Originally Posted by Mistress_Louisa

Curly or Shepp? (the three stooges characters lol) Curly!

Nice choice! lol

Originally Posted by Mistress_Louisa

What do you think of purple hair lol? Sexy and daring!

Oh stop now, you're making me blush lol .

1. Do you like melons?
2. Rain or snow?
3. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
4. How often do you use the bathroom?
5. How come when you number things on here it shows as an asterisk (*) until you post lol?
6. Glasses or contacts?
7. What about on a guy lol?
8. Pencil or pen?

[edin_28]

What do you really want to do to your (lucky) boy that you're scared he'll refuse to do? And how would you get your way?

[andom4444]

Oh what can we ask? **Thinks**

1. You are a mistress, but have you ever been to a fetish club?
2. If not, then would you?
3. What is your "vanilla" sexual fantasy?
4. What is your ultimate fantasy **remember this is your ULTIMATE**?
5. More questions?

[Mistress_Louisa]

Edinburgh or Glasgow? Oh, Glasgow all the way, my friend. I find it has a bit more soul, although I will concede that Edinburgh is prettier.

Falkirk Wheel or Loch Lomond? Loch Lomond - for tis where I'm from, originally.

Have you thought of someone from here other than Crossdress_Bitch while masturbating? Haha! Bold question. Sorry to be very boring, but no, I haven't It would be a bit difficult to fantasise about people whose faces I haven't seen.

What makes you comfortable? Tea and being cosy. In social terms, someone easy to engage in conversation.

What's the best thing about getDare? An orgasm is only a hop, skip and a click away

And the worst? The unsolicited private messages requesting a Mistress. Read my signature, for the love of god!

What are the 6 types of quark? Unicorn, sandpaper, puppy, skittles, rugby & bicycle. Yeah, I have no idea what 'quark', so those are just five random words, hehe.

Who has had the greatest influence over you? My lovely granddad (or Papa, as he was known) - I miss him wholeheartedly.

Do you feel that you are more sexual than your friends? Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. I think I provide them with endless entertainment in the form of my dirty mind and kinky tales.

If you were tasked with redesigning domestic lighting, what would you change about it? Haha! Erm...other than ensuring all light bulbs were energy saving (save the planet) I have no artistic nor design abilities so will simply say 'I'd make it sexy'...ahem.
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Do you like melons? Is that a euphemism? Hehehe, I do. I enjoy watermelon a great deal!

Rain or snow? I'm going to say rain for two reasons: (1) It's much easier to drive in the rain than it is in the snow, and (2) I love sitting cosy in my flat and listening to the rain on the window.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Enough to make a pirate ship.

How often do you use the bathroom? I'm really trying to cut down, it's a nasty habit...

How come when you number things on here it shows as an asterisk (*) until you post lol? It does? I hadn't noticed. It's a complex trick whereby an asterisk represents the number of times you could have got off while replying to one of these, hehe.

Glasses or contacts? I like glasses - they can define a person's style and are kind of sexy, in an intellectual way.

What about on a guy lol? As above!

Pencil or pen? Pen - I stopped writing with pencil the day I left high school. Much like I stopped going to high school the day I left high school. Just ignore me.

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What do you really want to do to your (lucky) boy that you're scared he'll refuse to do? And how would you get your way? Refuse?! Crossdress Bitch? Hehe, he's game for a lot of fun things. I can honestly say I've probably already propositioned him with all my dirty little fantasies. And, for the most part, he has readily agreed, hehe. Which makes me lucky, I'd say!

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You are a mistress, but have you ever been to a fetish club? Alas, no - but it's something I'd like to experience, provided I can seek out the right kind of club.

If not, then would you? See above!

What is your "vanilla" sexual fantasy? Vanilla...hmmm...to build my own little sex den where I can lock up my slave for days on end, hehe.

What is your ultimate fantasy **remember this is your ULTIMATE**? Argh, this is going to sound so run of the mill, but it's my ultimate fantasy of the moment: to dominate my boyfriend alongside another Mistress. Proper tie him up, suspend him from the ceiling and do filthy things to him, and make him watch while I do things to the other girl. It sounds a bit same old, same old, but when you really consider the risks involved in bringing a stranger into your relationship, and how to approach someone to do this, knowing they could take it badly...to me it's risky and a real fantasy!

More questions? Hehe, why not!

[dabigone]

Originally Posted by Mistress_Louisa

How often do you use the bathroom? I'm really trying to cut down, it's a nasty habit...

A necessary one though lol... and yes, it was a bit of a euphemism lol .

1. If you could have one superpower what would it be?
2. What's your favorite smily?
3. Good cop or bad cop?
4. Who's your favorite movie actor?
5. What's 3x18?
6. Do you know where my favorite shirt is lol?
7. Do you play with fire?

[Mistress_Louisa]

Hehe, well then, in euphemistic terms, I love melons

If you could have one superpower what would it be? Shapeshifting, because I could then incorporate flying, and whatnot. Greedy? Me?

What's your favorite smily?

Good cop or bad cop? Mistress Louisa is always the bad cop, hehe.

Who's your favorite movie actor? Jimmy Stewart, oh how I love him! Rear Window is one of my favourite movies.

What's 3x18? Not 69, unfortunately...

Tis 54

Do you know where my favorite shirt is lol? Tis in an alternate dimension, hanging out with a pair of my socks and a scarf I lost a while ago.

Do you play with fire? Well, after the court order I cut down...

[dabigone]

Originally Posted by Mistress_Louisa

Hehe, well then, in euphemistic terms, I love melons

Hmm... I think that could be interesting lol

Originally Posted by Mistress_Louisa

What's 3x18? [COLOR="Magenta"]Not 69, unfortunately...

So i take it you enjoy that better? {innocent face} lol

Originally Posted by Mistress_Louisa

Do you know where my favorite shirt is lol? Tis in an alternate dimension, hanging out with a pair of my socks and a scarf I lost a while ago.

Now all I have to do is find a way to get there lol, and I'll send you your socks.

1. Who?
2. What?
3. When?
4. Where?
5. Why?
6. How?
7. If you can get cauliflower ear, is it possible to get broccoli ear?
8. You come to a fork in the road... left or right?
9. Why lol?

[Mistress_Louisa]

Who? Snow White

What? You?

When? Two weeks into the future?

Where? A button factory

Why? Snow White's corset popped open and upset the execs over at Disney. She needs some seriously improved buttonage.

How? Use the force, Luke.

If you can get cauliflower ear, is it possible to get broccoli ear? Adding cheese helps.

You come to a fork in the road... left or right? Left. Because it's easier to pull out

Why lol? He made me do it.

[dabigone]

Originally Posted by Mistress_Louisa

Who? Snow White

What? You?

When? Two weeks into the future?

Where? A button factory

Why? Snow White's corset popped open and upset the execs over at Disney. She needs some seriously improved buttonage.

How? Use the force, Luke.

If you can get cauliflower ear, is it possible to get broccoli ear? Adding cheese helps.

You come to a fork in the road... left or right? Left. Because it's easier to pull out

Why lol? He made me do it.

Lol I laughed for like ten minutes!

1. Why is it called football if you don't use your feet?
2. Why catch and release if you keep catching the same stupid fish lol?
3. If you had telepathy, would you use it for "naughty" purposes?
4. How are you?
5. Are you getting tired of my stupid questions yet?
6. Would you rather live on the north pole or the south pole?
7. What color are your eyes?
8. Do you like bubblegum toothpaste?

[Mistress_Louisa]

Why is it called football if you don't use your feet? Well, in the UK it's called football because you can only use your feet! More fool you, you naughty Americans, for stealing our name but changing all the rules

Why catch and release if you keep catching the same stupid fish lol? Because you enjoyed Tom and Jerry as a child?

If you had telepathy, would you use it for "naughty" purposes? Oh, without a doubt Although...what if I overheard my boyfriend fantasising about another woman while we were together? Hmmm...risky. I'd have to up the ante, punishment-wise, hehe.

How are you? I am mighty fine, why-thank-you! Looking forward to seeing my Slave this evening, excited about Halloween fun How are you?

Are you getting tired of my stupid questions yet? No, they're like fuel to my narcissism, hehe!

Would you rather live on the north pole or the south pole? Um, the North. I'm a Northern gal, so I might as well stick with what I know. Because, yes, Scotland's weather is exactly like that of the arctic. Ahem.

What color are your eyes? They are blue, my friend.

Do you like bubblegum toothpaste? Only when I'm pretending to be a seven-year old girl. Otherwise I'm all about the spearmint.

[Adelaide_guy]

do you give head... ? if so

do you spit or swallow?...if swallow

when was the first time you did it? ..details of why you swallowed?

did you like it?...or do you do it coz guys perfer? (and we really DO!)